"So who's next?" Blaine asked as he and Kurt drove back to Dalton.

"Derek, who is pretty bad as opposed to Dan," Kurt replied.

"Is he a psycho?" Blaine raised an eyebrow.

"Yes, he is. He said he'd get me back for what I did," Kurt said.

"What did you do?"

"He turned out to be a pedophile, and I told some people and it got out to others, which made his girlfriend break up with him and his parents sent to the nuthouse, so he just got out and this surely will not end well," Kurt explained.

"I can take him," Blaine said, squeezing Kurt's hand.

"I know you can." Kurt squeezed back. The two walked into the building to find rehearsing Warblers.

"Blaine, where have you been? Our lead is not present during rehearsal? That's so rich," Kyle said, rushing over to them.

"Sectionals are in a week, our competition is stiff, and we need to be perfect," Wes said firmly, tapping his gavel in one hand. "We found some videos online and we're facing McKinley's New Directions and the Hipsters from some elderly continuing school or something."

"Wait, the New Directions?" Kurt paled at the name. Blaine suddenly remembered that they were Kurt's old Glee club.

"Didn't you say you were a countertenor?" Nick asked Kurt, who nodded. "We need your voice, yours and Blaine's. This is the only way we're going to win."

"I don't know," he mumbled.

"Please, Kurt, we need this." Jeff ran over and put a hand on the brunet's shoulder.

"Brittany and Santana will be there, I don't want to start a fight there," Kurt said, with a hand over his mouth.

"We won't instigate anything, just Kurt, please." Nick and Jeff got on their knees and begged.

"Okay, where should I start?"


Meanwhile, Derek had found Dalton Academy and started for the front door when someone else exited. He ducked behind a parked car and peered out to see Nick and Jeff hurrying off together.

"Sebastian, come in," Derek whispered into a walkie-talkie.

"What is it?" the voice demanded.

"Those guys you mentioned, the 3 6 Mafia, what do they look like?" he asked.

"Their names are Nick and Jeff; Nick is a brunet and Jeff is a blond," Sebastian replied.

"Found them," Derek grinned. He got up and walked towards the two, who were cuddling under a tree.

"Are you guys Nick and Jeff?" he asked. The boys looked at each other and back at Derek. Nick nodded.

"Yeah, how'd you know?" Nick asked.

"I was on Facebook and I came across your page. The 3 6 Mafia, how did you get the name?"

"Oh, it's just we're boyfriends and we've auditioned for competition solos. I had three auditions and Jeff had six, and it pretty much became a thing for us," Jeff explained, clutching Nick's hand.

"That's so sweet," Derek said. "Can I get a picture of you guys?" The two nodded and posed. Derek pulled out a camera and took it; the flash made Nick and Jeff dizzy, giving Derek enough time to place paper bags over their heads; he proceeded to haul the two into the back of his van.

"Kurt will be mine soon enough," he said to himself.


"Where the hell are Nick and Jeff?" Wes demanded. "When I find them, Darla will have something to say to them."

"Darla?" Kurt looked confused as he turned to Blaine.

"Wes is in love with that gavel; he even named it," Blaine replied.

"Darla is a she, Blaine!" Wes yelled.

"Okay, sorry. He even named her," Blaine apologized. Kurt shook his head and stood up. He knew Nick and Jeff went outside to make out. Walking down the stairs, the usually familiar sounds of Nick and Jeff's sweet nothings were silent. He went to the tree he knew they sat at and found a ripped piece of blazer.

"Oh no," he muttered, and he spotted a lock of dark blond hair. "Oh shit, Derek. He got them."


"Where am I?" Jeff asked, coming to. "Nicky, where are you?"

"I'm right next to you, Jeffy," he said. Jeff shook his head hard enough for the paper bag to fly off.

"Welcome, boys," a voice said. Nick and Jeff looked up to see a smirking Derek.

"What do you want with us?" Jeff asked nervously.

"I need you to lure in Kurt and Blaine," Derek explained.

"You're the third evil ex," Nick realized.

"Evil is such a strong word," Derek said. "I'm more unstable than anything else."

"Let us go!" Jeff yelled.

"I don't think so. Kurt and Blaine will come looking for you and then I can do away with Blaine and take Kurt back to my boss," Derek said.

"We're going to be fine, Jeffy, I promise," Nick whispered.