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It's tiiiiiime for Chapter 7 -loud fanfare- Brainwashing time! Review. Review. Review. You know you want to. Review. Review. Review. Watch Empire Records.

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Chapter 7

"Hey! You can't just call on the X-Men! That's not fair!" Callisto whined.

"We didn't…" Bobby said.

"Duh!" Shadowcat interrupted. "We just walk around in random places in our super suits, didn't you know?"

"Ja!" Nightrawler agreed.

"Surrender that idiot boy, evildoer!" Cyclops yelled.

Rogue sighed. "Look, Scott…as hot and sexy as I think you are, you are not a superhero…"
Wolverine stumbled around, drunk yet again. "Whoa, I am SO hammered!"

"Quiet, pointy drunken citizen!" Scott yelled triumphantly.

Callisto had enough. She snapped her fingers and the Morlocks materialized behind her.

"Hey, Caliban! Couldn't you have known the X-Men were coming?"

"Yes, I ssennssed them before."

"THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY THEY WERE COMING!" Callisto yelled at Caliban.

"You didn't ask," Caliban replied calmly.

"I'll absorb you all to death!" Rogue shouted. She took off her gloves and stepped forward. At the same time, Torpid did the same. The two just stood there, both knowing what the other's powers were, and not wanting to touch each other. Either way they were screwed.

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Meanwhile…

"Pietro! Start your training session!" Magneto ordered.

"Uh, I don't have it completely planned out yet…" Pietro said.

"Do it!" Magneto yelled. "And if you fail, I'll disown you."

"Okay!" Pietro saluted him and smiled widely.

"Is that healthy?" Wanda asked.

"What? Keeping all my feelings bottled up? No, it isn't!" he responded cheerfully. "Soon, all my feelings will come rising to the surface, resulting in a particularly hideous and extremely harmful mental meltdown and I will never be the same!" Pietro giggled.

"Heehee, yeah!" Pyro laughed insanely.

"Okay!" Pietro turned his attention to the Acolytes. "Training session, Round 1! Victor and Piotr tag team versus Gambit!"

"Wait, WHAT!" Gambit shouted.

Pyro sat back and grabbed a soda and some jalapeno bites that just happened to be lying there, giggling uncontrollably at the ensuing carnage. Magneto took cell phone pictures.

After loud crunching noises were heard throughout the base, Pietro told the Acolytes of his next special training mission.

"You know Callisto? That eye-patched Morlock girl?" Pietro asked them.

"Yeah, we somehow do. Why?" Gambit replied, spitting out a tooth.

"Your mission is to go in the sewers and steal her eye patch while she's sleeping."

"Does she actually sleep?"

"Maybe."

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