RENESMEE
1) You can not sing 'Oops I did it again' every time you get in trouble
2) Your dad does not like Jacob, so don't show him the picture of you two making out
3) Your mom is going to keep killing any and all mice you bring home, so stop bringing them home
4) You can not run away to Italy and tell the Voultri that you became venomous and now are a bloodthirsty beast.
5) You are not to tell go to a blood drive and personally thank every one there for giving their blood, and then tell them it will probably be drunk be a vampire in the near future
6) Then say you know this for sure because your dad reads minds and your aunt sees the future
7) Next time you want to come see me at the hospital, don't
8) You can not invite the entire pack over; Esme will have a panic attack
9) You can not try to invent another time machine
10) No more text messaging, ever
11) Do not call Emmett Emmy, last time he wore a dress for a week
12) You are only four, acting like a sassy teen is annoying
13) You are not allowed to IM your dad, then half way through your talk; change your screen name to DadmeandJacobaregettingmarried not unless you want him to kill you
14) Do not put anything in your father's piano
15) Never act like a spy in target again
