Yay! Another chapter! I made a deal with a friend and he held up his end of the bargain, so I have to write 4 chapter for this story, 3 for my Lion King story, and two for my Inuyasha story, all by Friday. I think you are all happy about me making a deal and making this the longest one I have to update, aren't you? Well, thanks to all my reviewers!

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Yeah, I really should've done that, eh? I can't believe I didn't realize it before. As soon as I put up the other three chapters, I'll redo that one and you can see if you like that better. Thank you for pointing out that obvious fact to little ol' blind me.


First Person P.O.V.

I woke to Al's voice and hands gently coaxing me awake. I blinked uncomprehendingly at him and Abu and he asked me a question. "What?" I asked, not hearing the first time.

"Are you okay?" He asked, more than a little worried. I blinked again, then shook my head free of it's dizziness. "Do you need to lie down?" Al said, taking that for a 'no.' It was only then that I realized he was holding me up.

"Nah, I just need to walk it off." I said to him, then continued, "Are we royalty?" I asked, just to make him crack a smile. I wasn't disappointed, though it was more worried than anything else. "Bro, I'm fine, it's that old man I'm worried about. I suppose you've already done the two-faced son-of-a jackal business, right?" Oops. I didn't mean to say that last part out loud. Al's small smile widened into a full-out grin, knowing I was fine.

"You know me too well." He sighed. "Well, whoever he was, he's long gone with that lamp." Abu then pulled out the lamp with a flourish. "Why, you hairy little thief!" I took the lamp from Abu and held it out for Al to see." Looks like such a beat-up, worthless piece of junk. Hey, I think there's something written here, but it's hard to make out." Al looked at me. "Could ya shine it a little bit?" He asked.

"Why don't you do it?" I said, playing the part of Lazy, with a little bit of Snobbish in there, too. He shook his head in exasperation and took it from me, rubbing at it to see if he could make out the words. I couldn't help smiling in anticipation of seeing my all-time favorite Aladdin character.

Blue smoke came from the lamp, and it began to shake and glow, nearly jumping out of Al's grasp. A giant, hugely muscled blue man stretched up the roof of the cave. The next second, that disappeared and the Genie that I knew and loved appeared.

"OY! Ten-thousand years will give ya such a crick in the neck! Hold on there for a second." He hung Al up by his vest on a nearby rock. Genie then pulled off his head and turned it all the way around, yelling as Carpet and I puled Al down. "Does it feel good to be outta there! Nice to be back, ladies and gentlemen." He said, using his smoke tail as a microphone and sticking in Al's face "Hi, where ya from? What's your name?"

"Uh, Al-uh-Aladdin." Al stuttered. I rolled my eyes. 'Not that I really blame him for being surprised. If hadn't seen this movie twenty-million times, I'd have been freaked out, too.'

"Aladdin!" Genie said his name like he discovered something really major. A sign appeared beside Genie with Al's name on it. It changed to match Genie's statements. "Hello, Aladdin. Nice to have you on the show. Can we call you 'Al?' or maybe just 'Din?' Or how bout 'Laddie?'" Genie said, while he disappeared and a blue dog in plaid jumps in. "Sounds like 'Here boy! C'mon, Laddie!"

"I must've hit my head harder than I thought." Al said, shaking his head. I stepped closer to him.

"If it's a blue genie who is now a dog, I see it to." I whispered to him. Al grinned.

"You smoke? Mind if I do?" Dog Genie said, then poofed back to normal in a puff of smoke and laughed. Abu screeched and ran to my shoulders, hiding behind me. "Oh, sorry Cheetah-hope I didn't sing the fur. Oh! There's one more!" He said, then poofed into Mario. "Mama Mia!" He poofed back and held out his hand. "And you would be...?"

"I'm Randi, Aladdin's little sister." I said, shaking his hand. Genie looked at Al, then back at me and frowned. "Adopted." I added, seeing his confusion dissipate. He finally seemed to see Carpet.

"Yo! Rugman! Haven't seen you in a few millennia! Slap me some tassel!" Carpet flew over and high-fived Genie. "Yo! Yeah!" He looked over at Al. "Say, you're a lot smaller than my last master. Either that or I'm getting bigger." He lifts up a beer-gut that wasn't there before. "Look at me from the side, do I look different to you?"

"Wait a minute! I'm-your master?" Al asked. Genie then slapped a diploma in Al's hand and a mortarboard on his head.

"That's right! He can be taught! What would you wish of me," Genie turned into Arnold Schwarzenegger, "the ever impressive," inside a cube, "long contained," as a ventriloquist with a dummy, "often imitated," he tossed the dummy aside, "but never duplicated," many Genie's formed around him, repeating the word 'duplicated', "Genie of the Lamp!" He turned into Ed Sullivan, "right here, direct from the lamp, right here for your wish fulfillment. Thank you."

"Whoa! Wish fulfillment?" Al said, eyes wide and disbelieving. 'You think he would've gotten it by now.' I thought, slightly worried if my brother was slow. 'I guess that when he tricks Jafar into trapping himself I'll believe he's not.' She reasoned.

"Three wishes to be exact. And ix-nay on the wishing for more wishes." Genie answered Al, turning into a slot machine. The arm pulled down and three Genies appear in the windows. "That's it-three." Three Genie caballeros came out of the slot. "Uno, dos, tres." He changed into Groucho Marx. "No substitutions, exchanges or refunds." A duck dropped with a sign in it's mouth 'Refunds.' Al looked at Abu and I.

"Now I know I must be dreaming." He said to us. I smiled. "There's the line!' I thought, excited to hear my favorite song in the whole series. The music for 'Friend Like Me.' started, and Genie grew huge.

"Master! I don't think you quite realize what you've got here!" He magically sat us down on a rock. "So why don't you just ruminate, whilst I illuminate the possibilities." He lit up in a fluorescent light.


Short, I know but I'm allowed to cheat on this one since I'm doing four. The next one will be the entire song, then the one after that will probably be 'Prince Ali'. I may cut it off shorter, depends on how much time I have left. Please review, it's food for the writers soul!