((from cross-over-lover232))
dear ivan,
my name is savannah and i dont think your creepy at all! but i do wish i had the abilty to be as frim as you.. well none the less i have included three dozen sunflowers in this package along with blueprints to build a large green house were you can grow more! and a nice vrigina baked ham, my home stae is well know for those! any way i hope things get better and one last thing! i send a mega hug with this letter as well!
Dear Savannah,
I am incredibly touched by your letter. Спасибо for acknowledging that I am not creepy, it is nice to meet people who have a heart for a change, Дa?
Well, you want to be firm, eh? It is easier than most think, but it is certainly a challenge to gain intimidation. I would suggest… ah, growing at least a 7 inches by the next year. Carry around a preferred weapon of choice, anything handheld usually does the trick. ((A bat, a gun, a stick, a lead pipe, etc.))
Develop a mysterious laugh, and pick as many fights as possible!
Oh my, you have? Well, the mailman has just dropped them off. I cannot thank you enough; you are too sweet, little Savannah! Sunflowers are rare to come across, so I do appreciate all of these wonderful gifts. In turn, I will… hug you, Дa? :)
With love,
Иван Брагинский
-PimpinSushi here 8D
Translations in order:
Спасибо – Thank you
Дa – Thank you.
~PimpinSushi
