After getting a new pair of headphones Xena walks around the base blasting Metallica, INXS, Soundgarden, Nirvana, Tool, Hum, Public Enemy, and Rage Against the Machine. It was any regular Friday base with the autobots, well as regular as her Friday's could get.
You could see the heat coming off the Tarmac, just imagine the poor souls in full dark colored gear. Xena walks around barefoot in this . Her wings hang lazily behind her as she searches the base for an inflatable kiddy pool.
Her search being fruitless she walks over to Jazz who took refuge in the shade of the hanger. "Open seasmie." She whines while tugging on the door to Jazz's altmode. Slipping into his air conditioned altmode Xena closes her eyes and sighs. Unplugging her headphones, Jazz accesses her phone's playlist. An idea crosses Xena's mind as she stares at Jazz's dirty altmode.
"Jazzman tell the others to meet me in the shade on the Tarmac, altmode." She says while exiting Jazz and skittering off to the supply room. Walking out to the shaded portion of the Tarmac, arms filled with cleaning supplies and rags. All the autobots, except Red Alert and those on patrol are, in their altmodes in the shade waiting for Xena to show up. Turning on the hose and setting on the shower setting Xena points it in the sky in the direction of the autobots and clips it to a post.
The sound of seven autobots sighing in relief at the cold water make Xena laugh. Once she finished washing Ratchet, 'Hide, Boss Man, Jackie, and Que's altmodes they leave the Tarmac leaving Xena, Jazz and Jolt there in the "rain." Xena pulls out her many speakers and place them near the "rain" and hooks her phone up to it and blasts Public Enemy Greatest Misses album.
A nice layer of soap and water built up by this time giving Xena an idea. Stripping down to her bikini Xena runs across the area sliding around on the soap while laughing like a maniac. Her favorite Public Enemy song Hazy Shades Of Criminal comes on and she stops her sliding and a grin splits her face.
Mouthing the words of the song while dancing, she doesn't notice two other autobots roll up. She unintentionally lets her wings out as she dances to the song. Jazz comms Jolt to activate his holoform as he does. Xena sees her charge's holoform and drags him into her dance along with Jolt's holoform.
Both autobot frontliner twins watch as Jazz and Jolt activate their holoform's and join the Xersian who was dancing. Sideswipe smile at the sight of the SiC actually relaxing and having fun. A activating his holoform he walks over to the small dancing group.
Xena notices a teen with cherry red hair and bright blue eyes, obviously an autobot holoform, walk up to them. Xena grabs his hand and pulls him into the dance. They dance around for a few more minutes when Xena collapses in exhaustion. Jazz laughs at her state and deactivates his holoform and leaves to attend a meeting he was called in for. Jolt does the same but heads back to the medbay after his break.
"Lemme guess y'all want a wash? Give me five minutes and then come over here." She says to the holoform before closing her eyes. Pulling her wings in Xena gets up and washes off any dirt before she begins to clean the two autobots. The quiet hum of a deactivating holoform sounds off and two practically identical -except for the color- 2015 Lamborghini Aventadors roll up.
With all her self control Xena is able to contain an extremely high-pitched squee -that should be considered a weapon- when she sees the two autobot's alt-modes. Grabbing a new rag she walks over to the red Autobot and begin to slowly and methodically remove the caked on mud and plant particles.
Xena completely ignores the moans and shivers the red autobot give off as she washes his alt-mode. By the time she finished washing and waxing the red autobot, said red autobot just sits there in pure bliss -and other things-, she begins to work on the gold autobot. The gold autobot is quieter and more subtle than the red autobot as she thought cleans his alt-mode.
Finishing detailing the gold autobot her phone goes off and a huff of irritation leaves her. Knowing it's Will calling by the "Warning its your father calling!" ringtone most likely to remind her it's time for dinner. "Hey you two are good to go. See ya lata!" She tells the, while slinging her things and the supplies over her shoulder.
The mess hall is packed with both soldiers and holoforms by the time Xena walks in. Making sure her wings are tucked in, she gets inline for food. After having her plate loaded with food Xena walks over to the table Jazz is sitting at notices no open seats. With a sigh she drops her tray down in front of Jazz and sits on his lap ignoring the looks from both him and everyone else.
"Do even say anything." Xena tells Jazz without looking up from her food. "I wasn't gonna say anythin'." He tells her feigning innocence which gains him a glare. Jazz shifts which makes Xena drop her burger at the unexpected movement. Done with Jazz's attitude, Xena real eases her wings which smack Jazz's holoform in the face with a good amount of force.
Snickers come from everyone at the table as Jazz spits out feathers with a glare directed at their owner. Am evil smirk appears on his face as he looks at her wings. Slowly moving his hand up Xena's back to the base of her wings Xena stiffens. "Jazz what are you doing?" Xena asks slowly and with slight fear. He pulls at the small feathers located at e base of her wings and a loud moan escapes Xena.
She quickly covers her mouth and a bright lilac blush and a look of horror creep up her face. He pulls on the feathers again and another moan leaves her and is time the entire table grows silent this time. "Frag you Jazz! Stop pulling my feathers!" She yells at him as she tries to get away from him. "When and where baby girl?" He cheekily replies which causes for Xena to stop and slowly turn to look at him.
"Don't you have a mate for that? I didn't know you liked interspecies fragging. Wow you have exotic tastes." She with fake shock. Everyone at the table begins to laugh at the two and Xena gets up and bows. "I will be here for the duration of month." She says with a smile and acting as if she were a stand up comedian.
Hey peoplez! Nillia here! As you can see I've been going thorugh a 90's Atlernative and Heavy Metal phase -as evident in this chapter-. So... Mlerg! Hope y'all liked da chapter. I figured out why my poll didn't show up on meh profile. I'm really dense sometimes. If it didn't pop up let me know please and if it did VOTE HUMANZ FOR MY BRAIN NEEDS IT!
Uhhh it's like 2:13AM est. on a Sunday and I have the thing called school -more like imagination murdering- tomorrow which really sucks. Soo... G'nite peoplez and interwebs!
~Nillia
