Linny bolted onstage, her hair flying. "GUYS! FOR THE LOVE OF GLOB LISTEN!" She took a deep breath.

"I'MSUREYOUALLKNOEBUTTHEREMIGHTBEANINVADERCON3! THEKICKSTARTERENDSIN6DAYS! IFWEDONTRAISEENOUGHTHEREWILLBENOZIM! (RICHARDHORVITZ)ANDGETMYT-SHIRTSIGNEDPLEASEPLEDGEI SUPERDUPERREALLYWANNAGO!"

She ran offstage screaming. The cast exchanged confused stares.