Cruise: WHEN ARE WE GONNA PLAY SOCCER WITH A ZOMBIE'S HEAD!?

Roy: Maybe when you reach the age of FUCK YOU!

Myra: *facepalms* Komamura's Son AKA Roy doesn't own Soul Eater or Left 4 Dead.

Artemis: He only owns himself and was given permission for the other OCs. *Turns to a cat and rests on Cruise's lap*

Ethen: How come we don't cuddle like that Myra?

Myra: Maybe cause I'm not a fucking animal!

Roy: *Crying* At least you guys have lovers!

Kiki: *playing Temple Run 2 on a tablet* I don't. Who needs men when you have technology.

Keith: Y'all wasted so much time on one lil' thing on datin'.

Cruise: I will stab your throat just so I don't have to listen to you butcher the english language.

Keith: *Insert come at me bro meme here*

Cruise: Ugh, you are such an idiot. And made that crappy new cover anyways? *points towards the cover*

Roy: *growling* I did, and it's my weapon form!

Kiki: Just cut to the story...


Keith sighed as he rested on the stage of The Midnight Riders' concert.

"I can't believe we missed 'em." The kishin boy decapitated a zombie and slapped the forehead of said zombie. (Facepalming on someone else's face)

"Maybe because we're in a fucking zombie infection!" Ethen jumped down from the stands.

"At least we've secured the stage for now. That way we can set up an base of operatations here."

"For what? We're hunting a witch, after she's dead we won't ever come back here." Myra argued. Roy sat back staring at the sky, ignoring the conversation and trying to clear his head.

"Hey guys, what do you think everyone at the academy is doing right now?" He asked and stared at the black moon.

"Well they're probably adjusting to all the survivors flooding up the city... I couldn't stand how crowded it got." Cruise sighed and kicked the dismerbered head towards Ethen, hitting him in the back. "That was for my baby! No one dares mess with my soda!" He was still mad about Ethen placing a bomb in his dispenser, thus causing it to explode and Cruise's pissy mood to return. Ethen turned around and kicked it back. The two ended up p;aying soccer with the head.

"Yew happy now Cruise?" Keith chuckled.

"I was until you started talking, you chop up words more than I chopped up my parents." The hick began laughing... alone. When he realized that he was serious Keith shut up for once.

The group continued with searching the stage, but mostly Myra and Cruise. The others were lazy and didn't help.

"Will you guys get off your lazy asses and help look for supplies!" Myra fumed at the redheads.

"I would, but I'm on my lazy tail." Roy joked, getting an adrenaline needle stabbed into his arm, curtousy of Mad Hatter's daughter. "What the fuck was that for?! I think I'm dying, my heart won't stop beating and everything's all crazy carzy in my face!" The fox began panicking and fell over. "And I smell a cat!"

"He's right, a cat with magical capabilities and a weapon are just on the other side of that door." Bomber boy explained after using soul perception. Cruise stopped kicking the zombie head and ran to the door. Upon opening it, he was jumped by Artemis.

"It is you Kitten!" Cruise actually smiled warmly. Just then, the universe started ripping apart and a meteor crashe- I'm just kidding, but it was a rare occurence. The cat nuzzled into his neck.

"I've missed you, and don't you ever leave me alone just to go on a dangerous mission with that mutt!" She pointed at Roy who was now rolling on the concrete singing Black Paper Moon. He was surprisingly good... which really says something since he was high off adrenaline. Kiki walked in nonchalantly and shut the steel door. She waved off the other members and continued towards the drugged fox. Kiki slapped him eight times.

"Snap out of it. Your boyfriend's dead." The whole group minus Artemis gasped. Including the fox. The effects began to fade enough to the point that he could understand that his lover was dead. Kiki handed him Ash's signature white bandana. "He died by the hands of this witch."

The fox grasped the bandana and fell to his knees. Keith attempted to comfort his weapon but was sent back by a bullet hitting him directly in the chest. He rubbed the bruised area and snapped.

"What the hell Roy!?" Before any questions could be asked, Ethen held his head and began grunting in pain from a migrane.

"Ethen! did you forget your meds again?!" She half scolded and asked.

"Yes, enough to keep me safe from the kishin boy's wave length, it has to be from House Pet!" Though it seemed like the fox never had madness, it always remained dormant as feral insticts that he kept at peace. But the walls of sanity gave in the flood of emotions that consumed him and now erased all reason in him. Roy let out a yell that attracted the horde. In little time, zombies began climbing the walls of the so called secured stage. The weapons, aside from the gun blade shifted forms to aid their meisters. Keith ran up to the sound system.

"what the hell are you doing?" The kishin asked and slaughter 12 zombies with dual blades in hand.

"The zombies are already here, might as well play some kickass music." Keith hit a few buttons on the system and the speakers began to play Through the Fire and the Flames by Dragonforce. It was a nice ambient sound to go along with murdering infected. The fox grinned just like Stein's sadistic grins. He started laughing and changed both arms into blades and fired randomly into the horde.

"Time to scatter worms~!" He practicly was singing his words. He leaped and stabbed one infected repeatedly and returned both arms to normal. The infected gathered around him and surrounded him. "Awww everyone wants a hug~ I HATE HUGS~!" The fox did a handstand with his legs forming the blades and fired off while spinning. All zombies that came too close were sliced in half, the others being shot aas if getting hit by a gatling gun.

"Ugh, this song is great and all but I need something else." Cruise grew black angel wings and flew back to the soyund system with Keith, who was using his old SMG. Cruise turned off Through the Fire and the Flames and put on Let the Bodies Hit the Floor. The fox stopped his rampaged and killed to the beat of the song.

"Hey, I was listenin' to that!" Keith argued and switched it back. The two became immature children and kept returning the songs back and forth.

"Red Light!" Ethen's trusted purple katana began glowing red and formed into a meat cleaver like Cruise's and continued slaying zombies.

"Smashing Pumpkins!" The ax became larger and Artemis swung it with ease. A zombie crept up behind her and attempted a bite on her tail. The kishin took a moment to take the hick's gun and shot said zombie in the head without ever averting his gaze from the controls of the sound system. Unknow to them, the fox's killing style was depending on the song that played. Bomber boy cut off a tongue of a smoker that failed to strangle him and stabbed the special infected before it could return fire.

The horde kept coming. It seemed endless and forever. Up until the witch Evageline seized her monsters and stood before them. Roy continued fighting like a feral monster.

"Come on, why are you just standing there~!?" Eva smiled and floated above the stage.

"What is your goal witch?" Cruise was the first to speak.

"Like all witches, spreading madness throughout the world."

"By zombies? That makes no sense, and why kill Ash?" Artemis brought up the fact that she could have destroyed the whole academy but only killed one student.

"It's simple really, the only one in the group that could truly track me effectively was your flea bitten mutt, but now he can't tell the difference between a dust cloud and a cup of squirrel."

"Did someone say BACON~!" The fox cried at a Hunter as he ripped it's limbs off.

"And what about the spread of madness? How is an infection supposed to spread it?" Ethen glared at the young looking witch.

"A bit more complicated than you think, but I'll numb it down so you imbeciles can understand. When a human is resting in a safe room, hearing day and night the growls and cries of the infected each day, having to kill what was once human just to live for a couple more hours until the human must kill another. After experiencing this, he adapts to the feeling of a kill and soon throws away the fear of killing others. But that is when it begins, the human becomes self relient and seeks self presevation. He or she eventually turns on their owm kind and slowly give in to the hell in their heads. It maybe a slow process, but I have an estimate that Death City will fall to this in two months." The witch let out a sigh in content. "You fools have no chance at a normal world even if this infection is cured. Half the world would be gone thanks to the multiple murders you have done. Has ever crossed your mind that the zombies can still remember who they once were? Despite having no souls, they were still human at one point."

Having been fed up with her speech, Keith ran from the stage and ran to his weapon.

"Get back or I'll burn you~!" The fox cried as he changed his arms to blades. Keith grabbed Roy and held him in a hug, not caring that the blades were cutting his body deep.

"Snap out of it, Dalton!" All were shocked to hear him call him by a different name. The fox stared up at him, his eyes were dull yellow with red lining the iris. Tears welled up and began dripping down his cheeks. "I thought yew were familiar, I 'member when I was eight, mah mamma told me I was gonna have a baby brother... but she told me that she had a miscarriage, I don't remember much but she said that my brother wasn't human too. I didn't know that she lied and that yew were still alive, Dalton"


Everyone: THAT'S IT?!

Cruise: It can't be left there!

Ethen: Way to make a Death damned cliffhanger!

Myra: Calm down boys, I'm pretty sure there's a reason.

Artemis: So until then...

Kiki: Play Temple Run 2

Cruise: ... Ok, yeah let's just go with that...

Kiki: *playing on her tablet*