Balloon Ride

Ok, I got away from Lucario with first degree burns. I'm marginally safe.

??: Hi

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Wait… Ahhh! I mean, who are who?

??: A hidden character. Duh!

So why can't I see you? Hello? HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO? Oh. He went through that black hole.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything that Nintendo has made.

Balloon Ride!

Vwooooooooom… went the portal. John went firing out, in star form, and hit a giant squirtle. Jake came through the portal, then John and finally Josh. John looked around, saw Lee about to open his mouth and said "We're not calling it A'Tuin!"

They took a real look at their surroundings, and realised that they were on a balloon. "Lee…" Jake said.

"Yes?"

"Whatever you do, even if we are in battle, even if we have to fight Crazy here, DO NOT burst the balloons!"

"… In that case, make sure you don't melt through it with your fire!"

"Actually…" John started, before grabbing Lee sword and stabbing it into the balloon. It burst. Nah, just joking. The sword bounced harmlessly off, making a Phwiop sound. John gave the sword back to Lee, and said, "Harmless. It would take a Very (Read with echo effect) wanted stab to burst the balloon. C'mon, let's find our enemy. If it's a clone, and we are on a pokemon stage…"

"PICHU!" A sudden yell called out, and four thunder clouds materialised above the four, and from each one came a thunder bolt, which travelled to the ground, and became one big THUNDER! This went straight through the balloon, meaning, yes, it burst. Four Pichus looked on, on the Onyx, and smiled. No one would ever of thought that the Pichus would of beaten them. And the hadn't.

"Hold on guys!" John said, "I think, since we teleported out of there, they think they killed us. We can take them by sur…" He saw Lee hurrying over to the group of Pichus. "…Prise. Alright, let's kill em." He sighed, and they all went to attack them.

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Lee, having set out all ready, got to them first. He took a bomb from his bomb bag, and threw it at the group. The bomb exploded, and sent the four scattering. It was only the beginning. One of the Pichus went flying, and skidded to a halt, right in front of Jake. He threw a fire ball, which hit the Pichu. Pichu retaliated with a electric jolt. Jake dodged it, and then saw that Pichu's damage had increased. "Did you just hurt yourself?" He asked, and was answered with a skull bash. "And I thought Cubone was the emo pokemon." He said, before getting up, and grabbing Pichu, so as to throw him up, and then smashing him up. When he came back down, he was met with a Mario Tornado, which built up his damage levels. When Pichu got time to attack, he used a Thunder, which Jake jumped out of the way to avoid, and used a smash attack to send him flying out of the field, to the ground a long way away. "Guy's, it's a long way down if we fall!" He said. Out of the blue, another cloud appeared over his head. He just realised this in time, and rolled out of the way. The thunder kept coming down, and hit the Onyx balloon. It burst, and started deflating. Everyone went over to the head of the Onyx and jumped onto the Psyduck.

Lee was fighting one of the Pichu's, and was doing well, until he got hit by another Pichu who John was fighting. "There too fast, my hook shot can't grab him!" He said, while using his shield to stop an electric volt from zapping him.

"Get ready to use it." John said, before rolling behind one of them. It turned around, allowing John to use disable on it. As it stood, hindered, Lee used a hook shot on it, and hit it so it fell onto a Chikorita. Lee saw this, and jumped over to it. Everyone else, except John and a Pichu went over to it. The Pichu used Thunder, which John easily dodged. It caused another burst in the balloon, which made it deflate. John was about to jump, when he saw the Pichu. "Oh no you don't. If I lose to you, I'll never live it down!" He said, and then juggled him up in the air, and when he came down, he disabled him and teleported off. This meant that when the Balloon lost enough air to keep it up, one of the Pichus was still on it.

John teleported onto the balloon, and was quite surprised that it was a Weezing. "Another one destroyed!" He shouted. He then saw that this one already had holes in it. "Ahh CRAP! This one's gonna deflate anyway!" He shouted out. He looked around, and saw a Slowpoke. Everyone jumped onto it, just as the Weezing faded away.

Lee was still beating up the Pichu, and was just charging up a smash attack. He used it, and the Pichu went flying! ...Into Slowpoke's tail. It hit it with so much force, that it actually made the bent tail straight! Unfortunately, this meant that, thanks to the tension, another hole appeared. The slowpoke started to deflate, so the others looked for another balloon. They saw a Wooper, and jumped onto it. Lee was still trying to take care of his Pichu, who still hadn't died! He was getting really annoyed, so he jump up to stab him. Unfortunately, the Pichu saw this coming, and dodged out of the way. This caused Lee to, yep, pop the Wooper. (--') Unfortunately, this time it worked with the laws of physics, and went instantly. All six of them fell down, and landed on a Snorlax.

Josh was having a problem with his Pichu. It kept on finding a way back up. Last time he tried to meteor smash it, it had grabbed onto him as he floated up! He needed a faster way. It was then he saw the Baseball bat. He picked it up, and threw it at Jake. "Jake, Catch!" He shouted, and Jake turned around, and got hit in the nose by the bat. As he fell backwards, he caught the bat. "Ow, what was that for?" He asked.

"BATTER UP!" Josh shouted. He then swallowed Pichu, and spat him out at Jake who, by swung the bat with all his might, sent Pichu FLYING! So that left one more Pichu. EASY! Unfortunately, the Pichu realised this, and started destroying all the Balloons. This meant that the Sudowoodo, Snorlax, Venusaur, Seel, Wobbuffet, Goldeen, Lickitung, Chansey and Geodude Balloons were all destroyed. This only left the Unowns. Lee luckily caught the Pichu with his Hook shot, and slashed him away. They were all down.

'()' (You can stop the music now…)

"Great, now we have to find the portal!" Josh said "And there's only just enough room for all of us! Where the HELL could that portal be?"

"I think…" Jake started. "It's inside one of the balloons…"

"But we destroyed all the Balloons. There's only SIX left!" Josh said

"Well, it's in one of those then. Lee, jump up and use that Down A of yours to tear this one open." Jake demanded.

"No… WAY!!" Lee shouted. "I'm not jumping from this high up!"

"You jumped before…"

"Yeah, but I was certain I would hit ground then!"
"Even if you miss, you will still hit ground!"

"…Not funny."

"For the love of… Give me that!" John said, taking the sword. He then grabbed Jake, and whacked him on the back, making him throw some fireballs. He then made them hit the sword. It hit it, and the sword started glowing red. "Use it, idiot." He said, giving it back to Lee. "Every one else, Jump to a different Unown. I'll stay here to teleport Lee if it isn't the right one. Well, what are you waiting for? GO!" He shouted. They went. Lee took the sword, and stabbed the balloon. It wasn't that one, so as Lee screamed, John teleported them to the next one. They tried that, nothing. The next, none, but the next one had the portal in it. John and Lee fell through it, and Josh, seeing this, swallowed Jake and dived into it. Of to fight the final clone not to make it to Brawl. Of to fight Roy.

Okay, who didn't see that coming?

Next time…

"I knew it."

"What happened to Jake and Lee?"

"We stay."

"You can feel it. You are succumbing to it! You will fall to it!"

"Try me!"