Mafia Bust-Up Chapter7

The head of the mafia curled his fingers around his cigar while watching the video; it featured a small kid darting out a packed cinema hall after having caused the most successful of diversions. And better still it looked like that kid had great potential, potential for disaster. Smirking he motioned to his body guard next to him. Funnily enough they always chose bald guys for him, the ones with a silver ear rings glinting in their ears.

"Yes boss?" he asked respectfully.

"First of all," the mafia head said crossly. "Take off that stupid eye patch."

"Yes boss." he muttered ruefully, taking it off and putting on dark glasses.

Now the mafia head looked more composed. "Go get that kid for me and pronto!"

"Ok boss." The guy started motioning to some shrewish looking underlings privately thinking that his boss had some issues, and was more than a bit spoilt.

The mafia head relaxed into his chair again. Today was going to be fun. Hopefully.

Kai was looking up at the two giant structures blocking his path. They were around six feet in height and pretty broad in form. They also had their backs to him. He started pulling at the black cloth that seemed to be attached below their abdomens. One of the structures started to hoist his up; it was a pretty black color. All he was wearing was an oversized shirt and a shawl wound across his waist, this was a perfect opportunity! But there seemed to be some problem. The cloth just wasn't giving way like it was stuck or something. So with an almighty pull he yanked it down. But then the structures started to turn around, and kai thinking that the statue was going to fall scurried away to a nearby alley trailing the black pants behind him.

But when he finally, tentatively peeped out, he saw a crazy looking man running about his coat tied to his butt. He seemed overly distressed and searching for something. The other guy looked dreamily content and was waggling a camera happily.

Kai looked at the black pant in his hands and then at the semi-naked guy and grinned. "Me stole this right off his butt… funnnnny!!!"

But then an angry guy was right next to him. He lifted his head and blinked. Innocently, he lifted up the black fabric, "Mister, I think this maybe belong to you."

The guy fumed for a few seconds muttering angrily. Then he snapped, "Hell right these belong to me, the funny thing is how you have 'em"

"Umm? Maybe flew off to pwetty birdy, who wave to them…"

The guy blushed and pulled the pants away from the chibi, and turned around to put them on. As he lifted the coat away his partner yelled out.

"Awesome man wait till these get on the network. You're so busted."

Then after the pant and the camera snatching business was done with he noticed that this kid sorta resembled the kid his boss had ordered him to get. Actually no looked exactly like the kid he was supposed to get. Taking a deep breath to steady himself he began to pull out a length of rope.

The kid looked at the rope and started yanking it happily. "We play tie up big bad man?" again the sheer innocence irritated him.

"No kid, we playin' tie up small annoying brats." The guy grimly started winding the long rope round Kai's body.

"Tick ,tick, tick," he sang oblivious to the tight knots pining his hands to his side. Then he licked his lips. "Is thwat liquocice?"

The man glared at him and then growled. "No."

"Can I eat it?"

"No dammit you can't!"

Kai looked up, his thick eyelashes fluttering, threatening the man with an oncoming teary tantrum. "Why can't I?"

"Cause I happened to say so!"

"Why did you haffen to say so?"

"What?!"

"Umm I dunno you have a pissa?"

The person looked bewildered. The confusion on his face was pretty hilarious and kai started laughing idiotically. Not the best of ideas when one is half tied and next to a tall bald person. The person's jaw twitched and a vein started pulsing alarmingly. He gripped Kai's neck, his hands shaking. Kai in return did the same thing all kids do at such occasions. He bit into the hand.

Elsewhere lily was watching this oh so enthralling scene. But the problem was that she was two blocks off. And the street just happened to be crowded with humans! She cursed under her breath while tala silently laughed like the moron he was.

There was a screech of tyres, Lily scrambled out of the way, but the jeep was coming too fast. She only had time to close her eyes before…

Okay that's it. Hope you all enjoyed. Sorry for the delay, I had kinda given up on this story and I was crazy busy with exams. Please review suggestions etc. And if there isn't enough description please tell me..this is supposed to be an attempt to get rid of my insane habit of writing dry stuff too much so..