I don't anyone if I didn't aww you guys know heh!

"Hey everyone Bunji here to tell you this story I'm updating soon sorry I kept you guys waiting hope you guys like this story yeah."

A voice spoke "Of course they did Bunji you made it yeah."

"Deidara what are you doing here?"

"Just waitng for you to do Immortal Monk Doctor and God or at less bring back Red Clay Heart I was so close to having Naruto-kun yeah." Deidara smirk

"Be a good girl and that story will come back ok?"

"Yeah yeah yeah I know Bunji yeah."

"Hey Bunji when you update this story?" Spoke Naruto

"I was getting to that part Naruto ok just chill me."

"Alright hey Dei-chan wanna go and get some Ramen?"

"Sure Naru-kun yeah."

Deidara and Naruto walked off holding hands as Bunji chuckle then another voice spoke.

"Hey Bunji which story are you going to update?"

"Oh Kimimaro what up?"

Kimimaro cross his arms "That wasn't cool you left Naruto and Onimusha when the next chapter everyone is waiting!"

"Calm down my bone ninja soon ok soon."

"That what you said about Ninja of Strenght but where the next chapter huh?"

Bunji sweat drop and curse as Kimimaro smirk "I hate when people like you are right...that why your not getting Haku in Blaze Fox Hahahahahahhaha!"

Kimimaro eyes widen as he went to a cover and sigh and start to mumble about Bunji being mean to him.

"Bunji-san what about Water Love." Spoke a girly voice

"Oh Haku-chan well i'm going to do that also."

"Ok but thank you for making me a girl and Sadako-sama." Haku smiled

"No problem Haku-chan now where I Gahh!"

Bunji was attack from behind by a drop kick from Pein and Konan.

"Gahh what the hell wrong with you people!?"

"Bunji we order you to update Brother Akatsuki." Spoke Pein

"Why should I?"

"Because we like it and you make Naruto brothers with Pein-san and made me hit Hidan a lot on the head and you will do it."

"If I don't Konan-chan?"

Konan looked at Bunji and grin "Then I shall make a Lemon with you and Sasori."

"You wouldn't?"

"I made you lemon with me before remember."

"...I stillhadthosepapercutsfromfuckingyou." Bunji muble his words

"What was that Bunji?"

"I said I still remember having fun with you making you blush around Pein-san."

Konan blush from remembering that "Oh...yes I did so we order you to do it or else more paper cuts from me!"

"Ok ok ok ok man why did you guys have to be so so so...evil!"

"Because we are Bunji." Spoke Pein

Then Bunji fled a tap on his shoulder as he sweat drop and throught "Now what?"

Bunji turn around to see Snake and Mario and The Fury with The Boss.

"Bunji update our stories also you did a great job on Son of The Fury." Spoke The Boss

"Yes you did now you need to update New Brawl please." Ask Mario

"Yeah and don't forget about us!" yell a loud voice

"Oh No!"

"Oh Yes! Bunji update Tarot Cards of Fate your doing a really great job." Spoke Grimmjow

"How you haven't fuck Orihime-chan yet." Bunji chuckle

"Yeah but soon heh and Halibel is waiting for Naruto to shower her with lov-

Halibel drop kick Grimmjow behind his head as she face and look at Bunji "Update...please."

"I will."

"Bunji the fucking wolf!"

"Got damn it can't I get any break...NO!"

"What is it Hidan?"

"Update my story so I can find and fuck Rip yeah!"

"First you calm down and second not yet you need to kill Anderson first and meet Dante and Lucy."

"Fuck!"

"Well now where was I again?"

"You were going to update Last Shirai Ryu Bunji." spoke a deep voice

"Oh yeah hahaha...huh what the awww crap you Shao Khan."

"Hahahahaha yes indeed Bunji now update our story and we shall not perform Fatality on you."

"Oh crap well you see their a a bit of a problem I can't just do that now."

"And why not Mortal?!"

"Because I'm making it longer then before."

"That some crap you already got the end of the chapter already so update it NOW!"

"No! I must add the special to it."

"Like what mortal?"

Bunji whisper to Khan ear as he chuckle and laugh "Very well then just put more fights it in and more lemon for my grandson Naruto!"

"Of course Naruto is my friend I'll do that for sure."

Shoa Khan left Bunji alone as Bunji sigh "Well everyone I will update this story very soon I will update is- oh shit!" Bunji duck out of the way of Tayuya gun fire as she shot a rocket at him.

"Hey shit wolf update Red devil and Hell fire you make me cool and Dante is my uncle thanks you shit!" Yell Tayuya

"Will you people let me alone!!!!!!"

"No because you made us and you shall make our story shit wolf!"

"Some times I wish Naruto would just-

"Naruto would what shit wolf ?!"

"...Nothing...Tayuya-sama."

"Update my story first shit wolf or else!" Tayuya rise her fist to Bunji face.

"No I will not I will update what else story I want beside your going first."

"Why?"

"Because you and Naruto-san make a great and cute pair Hahahahaha!"

Moments Later

"Hey Bu-nji what the hell happen to you?" ask Naruto and Neji

"Writer who hate my writing to try to get me and...SO MUCH ANIME IN ONE CROSSOVER!!!"

Neji and Naruto sigh "Your talking about Galaxy Express Ninja right?"

"Yeah!"

"Well Bunji you should talk with many of the wirter first before you make a Huge crossover!" Spoke Neji

"Yeah and well I don't mind being with many girls and if I have be with that cat girl from Outlaw Star then Bunji I DON'T MIND AT ALL!" Naruto grin and chuckle.

"Dirty thought huh fox boy?" Bunji laugh

"Yeah so what your the one making me have sex with those girl heeheheeh and Bunji you choose a great pair of women for me." Naruto shook Bunji hand

"Yeah yeah yeah whatever anyway were out of time here I need to tell anyone the story I'll update is Galaxy express Ninja and Rival Ninja school and Immortal Doctor monk and God and Brother Akatsuki and many more, and also I'm doing another Naruto huge crossover real soon maybe tonight or not who knows Bwahahahahahhaha!!!"

"Later everyone!"

"Yeah later everyone!" Naruto smiled.