Valued readers, and Linda who reads this even though she was there when we wrote it, here it is yet another chapter of Another Random Day.
Disclaimer: As usual I own nothing, definitely not Naruto, Bleach, or Ouran Highschool Host Club...I do however own homework...joy
Warnings for this chapter: A Random Tangent, Point of View ADD, references to the fact that in the Japanese version of both shows the voice actor of Sasuke and Ishida are the same person, and inner hollows.
Meanwhile with Ichigo just Ichigo (and Nel)
"Why are they standing in that doorway like that?" Ichigo asked himself as he stepped into the room where on the other side U-man is waiting with Candice striking a pose with all the creepy people (including Shino) watching creepily.
"You took too long, I got bored."
"Why are you even here? In Aizen's uniform?"
"Well, for one I don't want to be stinky and two the coat is really cool and three because I can."
"But they're the bad people."
"Didn't you notice that the last time we met I was with the 'bad people' then too?"
"Well that's true."
"We're the protagonists and antagonists all at the same time. Don't worry though, I usually don't kill people."
"So why are you waiting here?"
"To watch your fight with U-man."
"Why would I fight him?"
"Um, U-man your line."
"I was the one that kidnapped Orihime."
"That is a good reason. Let's fight." Ichigo said then attacked U-man as I went over to the sidelines with popcorn.
"Would you like some, Nel? Wonderweiss? Panda?"
"I want popcorn." Kakasi whined.
"What kind of needy scare crow are you?"
"One that wants popcorn."
"Good point."
"I win!" Kakashi announced eating popcorn.
Meanwhile with Aizen
"All by myself…something…all by myself. Maybe I should learn the words before singing. Maybe I should stop talking to myself?"
"Maybe ya should." Gin announced walking into the room.
"Where's Candice."
"With U-man."
"Why?"
"Apparently he's fighting Ichigo?"
"Why?"
"Because Candice said so."
"Oh ok. That's a good reason."
Meanwhile with Orihime
Two hollow girls came and started to pick on her then Grimmjow came and saved her! Not! Grimmjow came and kidnapped her. And Orihime healed the two girls for no apparent reason and you know why they were there…they like Aizen and were jealous of Orihime…ew they like Aizen and are apparently stupid since they haven't bothered me yet. Anyway so Grimmjow kidnapped her. (our first long paragraph in a while)(so proud. Yay us.)
Meanwhile back with Ichigo
"This is taking too long…U-man just kill him already."
"Wait I thought you were rooting for me?" Ichigo asked.
"I'm sorry you're destined to loose."
"Did someone say destiny?" Neji asked stepping out of a portal.
"No I said destined but close enough. Wait how did you get a portal?"
"You left them."
"Oh yeah."
"Join the club." I say then think of this random tangent…
Random Tangent
I walked down a random hallway and came to these double doors that opened when I walked near them as a voice said "Welcome to the Fans of Candice Host club!"
"That doesn't even make sense."
"It seemed better than the creepy stalker host club, or the creepy people host club."
"I suppose. You called yourselves creepy."
"it's true."
"At least you guys admit it now, if only Sasuke will admit being gay."
"Not Gay."
"Who said that? Sasuke isn't here."
"Continuing with our introduction, hey where are the flowers?"
"You forgot to order them."
"Oh."
"So what type do you like?"
"I don't know if I even want to go in."
"You have no choice."
"Why not?"
"Because."
"This is my tangent."
"Well it's our club."
"So doesn't mean I have to go in." I say as someone (who knows who) pushed me in.
"I'm Neji"
"And I'm Bya. And we are the trickster twin type." (Yes Bya is in my random tangent for no apparent reason.)
"You guys don't look that alike, there's a height and an age difference."
"Moving along. We have the Lolita types:"
"I'm Kakashi."
"Aren't you supposed to be short and adorable?"
"I'm Panda."
"Aw poor sad panda. He even has a teddy. I want him."
"We're not done introducing people yet."
"I don't see why we have to continue I want the Panda."
"No. back to introductions."
"I am Shino one of the Wild types."
"What's so wild about you?"
"Bugs."
"I'm Kenpachi the wild type." (Even though he isn't in the story until later)
"I'm not even going to ask."
"I'm Aizen the natural type."
"No you're not."
"I am Aizen."
"You're creepy but nothing about you is natural."
"Yes I am."
"Name one thing."
"…"
"Exactly."
"I'm Itachi the shadow king."
"How come this is the only one that makes complete sense?"
"I'm also the shadow king, Gin."
"Oh."
"Don't I make sense too?"
"Not so much."
"I am Grimmjow the prince type."
"Now I am really confused."
"I am U-man the prince type."
"Still confused. What kind of prince calls people trash?"
"Did I ever call you trash?"
"Good point. So why am I here again?"
"You need to choose a host."
"Panda."
"Other than him."
"Then why is he here?"
"For decoration."
"I'm sick of this tangent now…"
Back to reality that's not reality but back to what was actually happening in this story
"Fate…"
"Did I miss Neji's speech or should I go back into the tangent?"
"It's almost over. Plus Ichigo's dead now, U-man ignored Neji and killed him." Kakashi answered.
"U-man you killed him without me?"
"You were here."
"Not mentally."
"Next time I kill I will make sure you are paying attention then."
"Too late, I wanted to see this death specifically."
"Now what should I do?" U-man asked me.
"Why do you keep asking me? And taking my orders, don't you have orders from Aizen?"
"I guess I should check on that human girl."
"You do that."
Meanwhile with Grimmjow
"Are we there yet?" the bag he was holding asked.
"No."
Meanwhile with Candice
"Oh look it's Grimmjow." I announce.
"Really." Kakashi responded.
"Yes and he has a bag with him." I point out the obvious.
"Heal him." Grimmjow orders the bag, which turns out to be Orihime.
"Ok." Orihime responds since she wants to heal Ichigo anyway.
"Have you noticed that no one dies in this anime?" I wonder out loud.
"Lots of hollows die."
"They don't count they are already technically dead. Plus we don't see them die we just notice that they don't come back anymore. Which makes me wonder where they go? Speaking of what about the Vizards…wait why am I asking you?"
"I don't know."
"Orihime hurry up with the healing." Grimmjow said annoyed.
"Are you sure that you want to fight him, you might die."
"You think I will die?"
"I don't think, I know."
"How…"
"I read it. Anyway since I am here maybe I will stop your death."
"Like I need a weakling like you saving me."
"Can I poke you in the abs until Ichigo is better?"
"Yeah sure whatever, as long as you don't mess with my hollow hole."
"Aw, that's what I wanted to do."
"I figured."
Meanwhile with Ishigo
"I just noticed something, you're Sasuke. Where's my Hitsu?"
"You just noticed? What's so bad about me being Sasuke?"
"I'm mad at you."
"Why?"
"cough crushing Konoha cough."
"Huh?"
"Just know that you're an idiot. Pay attention to the reason why Itachi did it."
"To test his ability?"
"No, just pay attention, pay attention."
"Hn."
With (hah no meanwhile) Hitsu
"ah-choo!" Hitsu sneezed.
"Someone's talking about you."
Meanwhile with Grimmjow (why Grimmjow because he insisted) (he's scary when mad…)
"Oh look fighting." I comment.
"They've been fighting for a while now." Itachi noticed.
"Aren't you scared of Ichigo's hollow side?" Orihime asked.
"Why would I be, first of all I am not even scared of the Espada, secondly I have one too."
"You do?"
"Yes and I need to use it soon so that Grimmjow doesn't die. So if you're scared back away now." I say then take out a large pointy stick thingy (way cooler than Baldy's) which is apparently my sword that's not a sword but a pointy stick. "Bankai!" I say then Ichigo and Grimmjow get slammed into two separate walls then fall to the ground.
"We shouldn't fight anymore." Grimmjow suggested.
"Yeah let's be friends."
"Yay it worked! I can change people's minds about stuff! I'm amazing!" I say as I stand there with my pointed stick thingy trying to keep it up. "Man this is heavy."
"You can't even hold it up but you can stop their fight?" Orihime wonders.
"Apparently. So Grimmjow can I mess with you're hollow hole?"
"Sure."
"Hehehe. I win."
Meanwhile with Ishigo
"This is boring." Linda said during their fight. "You know I've been thinking this for a while, Sasuke say Quincy pride."
"Why?"
"Just do it."
"Quincy Pride."
"Ishida this is not the time to be talking about Quincy pride."
"I didn't say anything."
"Ishigo say Uchiha and Hn."
"Hn Uchiha."
"They do sound alike." Naruto notices.
"Right and they have the same blue hair, they can be twins. Except one is gay and the other one looks gay."
"I'm not gay." Sasuke immediately responded.
"How do you know I was talking about you? Unless you look and act gay. Oh look Mayuri, Yay I win. Let's go he's creepy."
"Aren't you going to stay to watch the fight?" Renji asked.
"Nope, see you, maybe. I got what I wanted five dollars. I should have bet twenty."
"Poor Gamma-chan." Naruto said opening up his frog wallet.
"Blue speck go!" Linda said jumping on Sasuke's back.
"Can't we teleport?"
"Not as fun. Mush!"
"Where?"
"To where Candice is."
"How do I know where she is?"
"Just follow you're nose, or the evil laugh. If that doesn't work use your Itachi radar to find him."
Meanwhile with Candice
"My hand goes through it. I will never get enough of messing with it." I say as I stick my hand through Grimmjow's hollow hole.
"What's that?" Orihime said pointing towards the sky where a blue speck is flying towards us.
"It's superman." I say simply.
"Wrong, it is I and the blue speck."
"Oh it's Linda. Hi Linda. Hi blue speck."
"Hi!" Linda said as Sasuke landed and got her off his back. "Again again, let's do it again." She said trying to jump back onto his back but failed and Sasuke got an anger sign on his head. "That's not fair he got an anger sign."
"Yeah, well we have portals." I say.
"True but the anger sign is way cooler because sometimes it twitches."
"True." I say then sadly sit down because I don't have one.
"Oh look it's Nn." Linda said pointing towards Nnoitera.
"Hi Nn."
"I will now kill Ichigo and Grimmjow."
"Why?"
"No Candice it's too long."
"Ok fine. I say no killing Grimmjow, he's my minion now."
"But I can kill Ichigo?"
"I won't stop you."
"Ok." Nn said then started to try to fight Ichigo but was stopped by older Nel.
"I never said you could kill him I just said that I wouldn't stop you."
Meanwhile in the room
"How much longer are they going to take?"
"Maybe we should go look for them?"
"Yeah."
"Oh look Aizen."
"Why is he doing the Evil laugh?"
"Let's not go that way, it's too troublesome."
To those of you who are up to date with the Manga of Bleach, where are the Vizards? Did they get stuck in that doorway or something? Next time go through doorways one at a time, patience people patience.
I have decided to upload Bleach and Naruto Fairytale(s) so look for them soon. Soon being later today most likely. Since apparently I update things into bleach on Friday and things into Naruto on Saturday. These stories will be updated sporadically, basically whenever I have random free time and write one.
Chapter 1-3 is Snow White (sorry about short chapters but I am writing three stories) Where I am Snow White, Yumichiki/Vanity-man is the evil queen, Linda is a bunny, and Sasuke is in the wrong place at the wrong time. (Wait till you find out who the dwarfs are)
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Preview for next chapter:
"Let's check the script. It says that Orihime will be kidnapped again." I say as Orihime is kidnapped again but to my shock so am I. "This isn't in the script." I say right before I am taken away.
"We need to go after her, I want her to play with my hair." Bya remarked.
"do we have to? It's such a long walk." Linda complained.
"What kind of friend are you?" I ask even though I am not there.
"One that will leave you behind."
