Finn Hudson What the fuck happened to the Christmas tree? Glee guys, get to the choir room stat, we need to find who did this and seriously kick fucking ass!

(Artie Abrahams, Mike Chang, Noah Puckerman and 27 others like this)

Rachel Berry: Finn, language! Whilst I admire your passion for all things Christmas, I'm sure whatever happened to the tree can be easily rectified.

Finn Hudson: come to the choir room babe

Rachel Berry: We need to find who did this and sue. It's deplorable, it's unacceptable and as captain as Glee club I won't let this lie!

Finn Hudson: co-captain? Remember?

Brittany Pierce: Santa is watching and the guys who did it are so going on the naughty list! Don't worry guys we'll probably get their presents!

Kurt Hummel: You are even more confusing on Facebook than you are in person.

Santana: Hmm, me thinks Finchel got their mack on in the choir room and destroyed the tree. We all know Berry has a pine cone fetish!

(Finn Hudson and Noah Puckerman like this)

Rachel Berry: I do not have a pine cone fetish!

Santana Lopez: It's gonna be real hard to find another dead person who just happens to be a holiday hoarder y'all.


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Rachel Berry as co-captains Finn and I will naturally come to Glee's defence. As school closes early today, we will head straight for the tree lot. Fellow Glee clubbers we will meet you for late night rehearsal at 6pm sharp with a new tree in hand.

(Finn Hudson and 2 others like this)

Finn Hudson: so we're co-captains again?

Rachel Berry: Yes. You have a car to drive us to the lot.

Finn Hudson: I want to be pissed at you but you look too adorable in your Christmas sweater.

Noah Puckerman: Late night rehearsal are you frickin shitting me?

Artie Abraham: Puckerman has a point.

Rachel Berry: When Mr Shue handed out the schedule at the start of the year, I made sure he scheduled extra rehearsal slots and clearly highlighted those for you.

Finn Hudson: In Rach's defence maybe if we did a little more practising the last performance we did wouldn't have turned violent.

Noah Puckerman: In my defence, I have a date at breadsticks with two hot chicks that cannot be put on hold to sway in the background while you are Berry make goo-goo eyes at each other.

Artie Abrahams: Although you could totally cancel like ten minutes before? That's good right?

Noah Puckerman: Dude, I never thought of that. FTW. *High five* I've taught you so much.


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Noah Puckerman If Finn Hudson and Rachel Berry do not arrive with the tree in a second I am going to kick some ass! Hudson, it's been four hours.

(Brittany Pierce, Santana Lopez, Mercedes Jones, Sam Evans and 82 others like this)

Rachel Berry: We're on our way guys! We had to find the perfect tree.

Santana Lopez: Whatevs, they totally did it in the tree lot, I hear he gets off on tree smell. I hate to say it but with their weird Christmas fetishes, they're kind of perfect for each other.

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Rachel Berry thinks that everyone is overreacting.

(Finn Hudson likes this)

Noah Puckerman: It's taller than frickin Frankenteen! How the hell are we going to get that through the door!

Finn Hudson: We just got carried away!

Noah Puckerman: I'll say! ;)

Finn Hudson: not in that way. Don't start Puckerman.

Brittany Pierce:How will Santa get the presents underneath it, if we can't get it into the room?

Rachel Berry: We just need to trim it.

Noah Puckerman: trim it? We need a fucking chainsaw! You two are lame!


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Santana Lopez Finchel ruined Christmas. They suck!

(Noah Puckerman, Mercedes Jones, Quinn Fabray, Artie Abrahams and 126 others like this)

Rachel Berry: We do not suck! We're the Glee It couple. I demand you take it back.

Quinn Fabray: Just out of interest guys, if you had to vote for your favourite couple, would it be Finchel or Sam and I?

(Santana Lopez, Mercedes Jones, Artie Abrahams, Brittany Pierce and 86 others like this)

Sam Evans: We're way cooler!

Mercedes: Totally and you guys don't make out in front of us so I'd definitely vote for y'all.

Noah Puckerman: I vote for me and Quinn.

Quinn Fabray we're not a couple!

Noah Puckerman: Not yet baby ;)

Rachel Berry: Finn and I are very cool.

Finn Hudson: Totally I'm the star Quarterback guys!

Sam Evans: For now.

Quinn Fabray: Fine. Tell everyone what you did last weekend Rachel?

Finn Hudson: We did loads of cool stuff!

Quinn Fabray: Well I overheard how you guys talking about you stayed in your PJs Saturday night and watched a documentary on the making of yoghurt! This is not cool.

Finn Hudson: It was cool, seeing how they got it into the little pots. Plus, Rachel baked some awesome cookies.

Rachel Berry: Whilst I'm a vegan, even I realize the importance of that food group and it raised many interesting questions.

Noah Puckerman: Was one how you and Hudson became middle aged? Hey Hudson, Walmart called, they have the pipe and walking stick you ordered!

(Kurt Hummel, Noah Puckerman, Santana Lopez, Sam Evans and 22 others like this)


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Rachel Berry I, one half of Finchel, the coolest couple in Glee am holding a party tomorrow night. My dad's are out of town, I have alchohol and a huge pool. Who's coming?

(Noah Puckerman, Santana Lopez, Quinn Fabray, Sam Evans, Mercedes Jones and 99 others like this)

Rachel Berry: Over 100 people liked this post. I am the coolest.

Finn Hudson: Babe your fathers are out of town, have you really thought about the best way to spend the time? I think the cool thing would be to not have the party.

Noah Puckerman: Shut up Hudson, no-one cares about you getting laid. Berry has a free house and booze. Win!

Rachel Berry: Finn, it's fine. You can stay over the entire weekend with me, come tonight and we'll have plenty of Finchel time baby ;)

Finn Hudson: I can stay over? At your house? Are you saying that just to be cool? Are you going to make me sleep on the couch again cos my legs wouldn't fit on and my neck killed like for five days after. Not that I'm complaining babe.

Rachel Berry: No of course you don't have to sleep on the couch babe. I love you! We've spoken about this before Finn remember? Do I have to spell it out?

Finn Hudson: then where will I sleep?

Noah Puckerman: Take the fucking hint pussy!

Finn Hudson: Oh, well that's awesome then! I'm fine with the party baby! See you tonight.

Carol Hummel: Finn, you clearly love Rachel and I like her, even though most of the time I can't understand what's she's saying. However, I will say this, please remember our conversation. Remember what happened with that dumb Quinn girl? You're not the smartest when it comes to these thing, don't make the same mistakes again! What happened to that girl, did she drop out of school? Gosh, What an awful girl! I never trusted her, her hair was unaturally blonde.

Quinn Fabray: Hi Mrs Hummel, its Quinn. The dumb girl! I am sorry to disappoint but this is actually my natural hair colour. Have a swell day.


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Finn Hudson Merry fucking Christmas!

(Noah Puckerman, Rachel Berry, Kurt Hummel, Artie Abrahams and 99 others like this)

Noah Puckerman: Finally! Maybe you'll stop pouncing on each other during Glee like dogs on heat. Finn, I'm gonna need a run down man.

Finn Hudson: It was awesome man, she's really awesome. She's really fucking awesome.

Noah Puckerman: I need more than that dude! Start with the boobs and work downwards.

Rachel Berry: Get off the phone Finn. NOW

Finn Hudson is offline.

Noah Puckerman: Dammit!


Just a little Christmas Finchel fun! Thanks for all the reviews. Next chapter will cover the party and perhaps drunk Finchel together!

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