It was a beautiful sunny day, the sun was shining brightly and the sky was a deep blue that reminded Robin of King Richard's sapphires that he had once seen. There was a little breeze that made the heat bearable and the Outlaws had chosen to enjoy the day with lazing round the camp. It was then when the peaceful silence was broken by the loud grinding of the familiar and occasionally horrific RRA TARDIS engine.
The moment the purple box appeared a girl that the Outlaws never saw before stepped out and gave a cheesy pose. "Never fear because Tvnut is here" she shouted while winking at Tuck.
"Err...who are you?" Robin asked.
"I'm Tvnut, the eldest RRA sister" Tvnut said holding her hand out to him. "I always stayed at the headquarters before but today is special and I get to come as well"
"Well...it's very nice to meet you" Robin said uncertainly as he shook Tvnut's hand, he winced slightly as her grip was probably a little too firm but kept a smile on his face.
The other girls poured out and were already hugging everyone apart from Deannie who was glaring at Kate (who was trying to hide behind Allan).
"So why is today so special that this lovely (and not homicidal) lady is here" Tuck asked curiously.
"Much and Deannie are getting married" Lolly informed the Outlaws giggling.
"WHAT?!" The Outlaws screamed shocked. "MUCH WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US?!"
"I didn't exactly know either" Much said looking confused and rather pale.
"Do you have any problems with it?" Deannie asked glaring with her hands on her hips, the RRA standing behind her in the same stance and evil terrifying glare on their faces.
"N-n-no" Much stuttered as his knees almost gave in.
"Right then so we'll be arranging everything while you big strong men go help carry things and setting them up" Mira said fluttering her eyelashes at Allan, causing her boyfriend Jacob to cough.
"Remind me why he's here" Paula murmured to Zebbie.
"Because he's a guy thus an idiot" Zebbie grinned.
"Right everyone hut to it" Mira snapped causing everyone to salute her and click their ankles together as they straightened their posture.
"YES MA'AM!"
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The Outlaws were sweating heavily as they finished hulling the final picnic table out from the strange bigger on the inside purple box, built a small alter and a long table for food with the help of Jacob who was still glaring at Allan.
"Not being funny or anything but have I got something on my face?" Allan asked glaring back at Jacob.
"No unfortunately" the younger man grumbled before storming off.
Allan shook his head. "I still don't get it" he muttered to himself.
It was then when Zara skipped out throwing glitter and confetti all over the place, the skirt of her dress bounced round her knees as she cackled gleefully, Zebbie, Soapy, Paula and Josie followed with worried looks as they carried decorations.
"How much sugar did she eat behind our backs?" Josie whispered.
"I don't think she had any...i think the wedding hyped her up" Paula whispered back.
"As long as it doesn't turn out like the last time" Zebbie muttered shuddering while Zara shot them an innocent smile.
"I'm not sure whether or not to be scared" Soapy said.
"Come on you lot! We need the paper chains and fairy lights strung up in the trees now!" L.C ordered pulling out a very long extension lead.
"Hang on weren't you supposed to be cooking?" Soapy asked frowning.
"Soaps are you dying to have food poisoning?" Mysty asked stepping out with table clothes draped over her arm. "Or to have our kitchen burned down? Or maybe L.C blood flavoured cakes?"
"All right, all right they got the picture" L.C grumbled as she plugged in a plug causing the fairy lights in Paula's arms lit up.
"Whoa..." the Outlaws said awed and fascinated. They will never understand this magical devil like women who brought many fascinating things with them and yet scared the living shit out of all them.
"Where's everyone else?" Josie asked.
"Deannie and Mira are getting Deannie ready, Foxy, Lolly and Voldy are attempting to cook and Cee and Vicky are temporarily fighting with the Much to put on a tux" Mysty said thoughtfully. "I'll give Much two more minutes before getting bound and gagged"
"And Tvnut?" Soapy asked.
"Plotting something in the wine cellar...not sure what but I heard her muttering Tuck's name so...I'll be careful"
Tuck gulped while the other Outlaws looked sympathetic for him.
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Everything was perfect, the decorations looked wonderful, the food was un-burnt and the guests were all neatly dressed...the Outlaws uncomfortable in the suits that the RRA presented to them. Robin was still tugging his collar. However there was one major problem that Tuck spotted.
"Erm...who will be marrying the pair? I mean we don't have a priest" Tuck pointed out.
"Oh don't worry about that honey, L.C is going to do it" Tvnut said flirtatiously.
"WHAT?!" the Outlaws screamed.
"That woman is a priest?" John shouted.
"Jesus Christ Much is doomed" Robin muttered.
"Shh...It's starting" Mysty hissed glaring at the Outlaws as L.C came down the aisle dragging Much.
Shortly afterwards Deannie glided down the aisle in a long white dress, her hair loose and flowing down her back Mira and Cee following in matching blue dresses. They stopped in front of L.C and Deannie snatched up Much's hand.
"Dearly beloved we're gathered here today to celebrate the love between these two people" L.C said. "Do any of you have any objections?"
Much unsteadily raised a hand.
"Apart from the groom?"
Much's hand drooped and the other Outlaws were too terrified to say anything.
"Deannie Parker do you take this idiot to be your lawful husband?" L.C asked ignoring Deannie's glare and Much's squeak of indignation. "To love and cherish? To honour and disobey? To boss about and be rude to?"
"Hang on isn't it supposed to be honour and obey?" Allan whispered to John.
"When do those girls obey anyone?" John asked.
"Good point"
"I do" Deannie said loudly and sincerely as she gazed lovingly at Much.
"And do you Much take Deannie to be your lawful wife?" L.C asked turning to the petrified man. "To love and cherish? To honour and obey? To worship and do everything she demands? To be basically her slave in everything?"
"I-I-I" Much stuttered. Suddenly several loud clicks could be heard and he turned to see the whole RRA holding guns up at him, he let out a squeal of terror and turned round. "I DO!" he shouted.
The girls snickered, the guns didn't actually have bullets in just paint but what Much didn't know wouldn't hurt him.
"Then I pronounce you man and wife you may kiss the bride" L.C said grinning as Deannie pulled Much down to her and started to kiss his lights out. "Now let's go and party!"
"I got the wine!" Tvnut shouted holding a green glass bottle up in the air....
To be continued in the second part...
