Song Parodied: One Little Slip, by the BareNaked Ladies.

This song is dedicated to Saya Ragnarok, who requested this song be parodied. This chapter's for you, mate! Thanks for reading!


It was a garment made for disaster;

Four draw-strings of no-sirree.

It seems my happily ever after

Was happy this thing is off of me.

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It was meant to be good fashion,

Not this huge, embarrassing mess.

I couldn't breathe and stood there gasping;

I assume you know the rest.

-o0o-

One little corset,

One little corset,

It was a garment made for torment

With a few fateful events.

-o0o-

I guess it probably was bad timing;

But I admit I don't regret it.

I was scared of your affection;

I didn't want to be wed to you.

-o0o-

It took a breath much deeper than I could.

The laces were too tight for me; the grip pulling my lungs in two.

I stood nearer to the edge than I should;

And we all know what that can do.

-o0o-

One little corset,

One little corset,

It was a garment made for torment

With a few fateful events.

-o0o-

I get the feeling I won't rest

Until I don't have to dress

In the one piece of clothing that begun this entire mess.

-o0o-

They'll forget about wearing a corset

When I tumble of the wall.

On me they'll never force it

After my terrifying fall.

-o0o-

It was meant to be good fashion,

Not this huge, embarrassing mess.

I couldn't breathe and stood there gasping;

I assume you know the rest.

-o0o-

One little corset,

One little corset,

It was a humble little stumble

With a big ungraceful…

-o0o-

One little corset,

One little corset,

It was a garment made for torment

With a few fateful events.