Song Parodied: One Little Slip, by the BareNaked Ladies.
This song is dedicated to Saya Ragnarok, who requested this song be parodied. This chapter's for you, mate! Thanks for reading!
It was a garment made for disaster;
Four draw-strings of no-sirree.
It seems my happily ever after
Was happy this thing is off of me.
-o0o-
It was meant to be good fashion,
Not this huge, embarrassing mess.
I couldn't breathe and stood there gasping;
I assume you know the rest.
-o0o-
One little corset,
One little corset,
It was a garment made for torment
With a few fateful events.
-o0o-
I guess it probably was bad timing;
But I admit I don't regret it.
I was scared of your affection;
I didn't want to be wed to you.
-o0o-
It took a breath much deeper than I could.
The laces were too tight for me; the grip pulling my lungs in two.
I stood nearer to the edge than I should;
And we all know what that can do.
-o0o-
One little corset,
One little corset,
It was a garment made for torment
With a few fateful events.
-o0o-
I get the feeling I won't rest
Until I don't have to dress
In the one piece of clothing that begun this entire mess.
-o0o-
They'll forget about wearing a corset
When I tumble of the wall.
On me they'll never force it
After my terrifying fall.
-o0o-
It was meant to be good fashion,
Not this huge, embarrassing mess.
I couldn't breathe and stood there gasping;
I assume you know the rest.
-o0o-
One little corset,
One little corset,
It was a humble little stumble
With a big ungraceful…
-o0o-
One little corset,
One little corset,
It was a garment made for torment
With a few fateful events.
