"Hey Patty, could you go check on Kid for me? He might need help putting on their diapers or something." Patty saluted and ran from her attempted potato cake to do as she was asked.

"Kiddo!" She called while hopping up the stairs and heard a muffled sound of commotion.


"Watch where you shoot that!" Kid yelled while quickly stepping to the side when Black Star shot a straight line ahead with his pee.

"I almost made it to the twascan!" He yelled happily and Kid sweated when he looked down at his ruined carpet. He was lucky to notice that or else coming back in his room at night would be a wet and squishy experience.

"How do you put these stupid things on anyway..." He muttered while once again trying to strap the baby in the puffy diaper. Black Star rolled aroud too much to help and Kid had already gave up on Soul, who kept crawling around the bed while 'tiny soul' hung out. He did not know when Soul was planning to pee but he calculated the baby with not much time left.

"Goddammit I swear if this damned thing slips one more time- oh." Kid blinked as Black Star was finally fully secured and the toddler rolled around to crawl away on the bed. This left Soul. Who...

Kid looked at his pillow, not remembering it having a large yellow stain on it.

"All I wanted to do was make dinner, get this over with, and go to bed. Is that too much to ask?"

"Yep!" Black Star happily answered and ignored the dead-panned look.

"Hey Kiiiiiddo!" Patty called as Kid finished putting Soul in a diaper. His eyes widened in instant fear.

"Oh fu-... Y-Yes Patty?" He censored his self.

"You need help or what cause Liz asked me to come in." Patty said while walking into the room. She grinned when things looked pretty normal.

"No I'm finished. Just uh... go back downstairs-"

"Oh and have you seen my rubber ducky? I was planning to take a bath with it." She said while looking around. Kid prayed she would not look put the window, where the destroyed toy was lying in a tiny, pathetic heap in a bush.

"N-No haven't seen it. Oh well, you win some you lose some. Out you go. Now." Kid said while trying to shove the girl out but Patty, creepily stronger, ran to the bed to pick up Soul.

"Aren't they adorable!? It's awesome we get to keep them here!" He rolled his eyes as Soul tried to chew Patty's hair.

"Sure, whatever."

"They are soooooooooo cute! I can't wait to show them my rubber ducky. Oh they are just going to eat him up!" Kid tried not to think about how Soul basically did that already. He sighed heavily and voiced his agreement while picking up Black Star, who was already wondering across the room.


"Ah there you guys are. I finished!" Kid was genuinely surprised at the edible food placed on the table and placed the two infants on the counter.

"I'm impressed..."

"That I can really cook?"

"No, that my house isn't on fire." Kid dodged the thrown kitchen spoon and moved his hand away from Soul's wondering mouth. "Anyways, I'll get the plates out. Is there anything these two morons can eat?"

"Already figured it out." Liz whipped out two small bolls of gravy. "I added some super small meat bits. I think Black Star will appreciate it."

"Yeah! Appweesiate!" Black Star called while slamming his small hands on the counter. Liz held in a squeal and Kid fought the urge to hug- strangle the blue-haired idiot.

"Wha' abou' meee?" Soul whined and Liz held up a cookie.

"Already taken care of. I managed to find out the old Soul has an appetite for them."

"Wooow sis!" Patty ogled. "You're like a mommy!" Liz paled.

"Nooo! Not a mommy! You already think your big sis is old!?" Kid sighed over their banter and moved Black Star and Soul to the dining room.

"You two stay here and... stay." He could only command and went to get the two bowls. Black Star automatically disobeyed his order and teared open the packets of sugar in the middle of the table. Soul also ate the sugar and even licked some off the table as Black Star created a mess. Kid was not surprised to come back and see something out of place.

At the smell of their dinner, Black Star abandoned the sugar packets and Soul took his last lick before grinning at Kid. The shinigami shook his head at their feigned innocence but dipped a spoon in the gravy.

"Black Star open up." Black Star did not 'open up' until Kid filled up the spoon to the rim. That's when he did and Kid rolled his eyes but fed the baby. He made a smaller amount for Soul next and began alternating between them.

"Soul please stop biting the utensil, it's just gravy." Soul made a move to bite Kid's hand instead but was dodged.

"Black Star... don't put sugar in your bowl." Kid said when he caught Black Star half-opening a packet over his own dinner.

Liz watched the three boys with her sister and a small smile stretched.

"You know... I think it was right for them to keep Black Star and Soul here."

"Yup! Maka wouldn't have the patience for this like Kid..."

"And Tsubaki would have been too kind and let Black Star ruin his dinner..."

Meanwhile, Kid tried to get Black Star away from Soul's bowl.