Spunk Ransom

Spunk Ransom!

Eventually Hermione warmed up to the name Fred, but one day while Harry and Ron where having a heated debate on weather Wong Gong was a name of a the name of the soap Mrs. Weasly used to give the chickens a bath when Hermione ran into the room breathless.

"Harry! Ron! Come quick! Something horrible's happened!" Harry and Ron looked up and Hermione and saw the terror on her face and new at once the matter must be serious.

"Come on Fred!" they all yelled and Fred jumped strait up from his nap.

"No I didn't tell Barney to paint your house electric blue! I swear!" he said, still a little disoriented from sleep.

The three humans just started at him for a moment. Then Hermione walked over to him and whispered something in his ear.

Fred gasped in horror.

"Noooooooooooooo! He said, "Impossible!"

Hermione shook her head, "I wish it was my dear friend, I wish it was."

"Well then we have no time to waist!" the rabbit said hopping towards the door.

"Why can't you tell us?" Harry asked.

"I just can't, it's too horrible, I don't think I can repeat it again," she sobbed, "Besides, I don't want to cause the portraits stress."

Harry and Ron both just nodded and then followed Fred and Hermione out the door.

They ran down the moving staircases, through the empty halls, on the trail to Hargrid's Hut, past the lake, over the small animals that came in their way, and past the school boundaries, until they were in the middle of the forbidden forest.

"Wait a second…" Ronald said when he realized where they were.

"We're standing right where the…" Harry trailed off.

Hermione nodded.

"Yes, yes we are, we are standing in the place where I hid all of our 23,123,567,894,234,070,001,123,591 cookies. AND THEY ARE ALL GONE!" she screamed.

Ron and Harry both gasped in horror, and then they looked like they might cry. Now they new why Hermione insisted to wait to tell them, it was horrible.

"Who would do such a thing?" Hermione sobbed into her cloak.

"I only know of one person," Fred said solemnly, "and his name is SPUNK RANSOM!"