Kakuzu and Hidan

Prompt: uh… follow up filler?

An Unpleasant Discovery

DAY SIX: NOONISH

Kakuzu was bored. Sipping his chocolate milk (shaken, not stirred) he realized that without any bounties to collect until next week, he was going a tad stir crazy. He needed to occupy himself somehow. Glancing at the messy kitchen table, he spotted a day-old newspaper. Picking it up, he was startled by a pair of scissors and confetti falling out of the middle. Opening the paper, Kakuzu found a note from his roommate and ex-partner, Hidan.

"Ha, I destroyed all your fucking coupons you thieving heathen son of a bitch. Leave my roast beef alone, I got you some fucking bologna.

Anything but love, Hidan."

"Bastard," Kakuzu mumbled, sweeping all the clippings into a pile in his hand. He walked over to Hidan's bedroom, throwing the mess all over his floor in half-hearted retaliation. One roast beef sandwich wasn't worth all that wasted money, after all.

Soon, Kakuzu returned to his spot at the table, now wearing his favorite housecoat. As he shifted, something poked him in the side.

"Oh, I forgot that was there," Kakuzu said thoughtfully, pulling out his new book. He had found it on the ground outside the porn bookstore named Pinku, and decided not to hunt down the owner. The inside cover had the name Hatake Kakashi printed neatly, but the ex-Akatsuki shrugged it off easily.

He opened the book, flipping to the first page. He shut it again in a hurry, horrified. On the first page was a very sexy looking (though Kakuzu loathed to admit it) Hidan, in a compromising position with a scantily clad, mega-hot woman.

"Somebody is going to die when he sees this!" Kakuzu said gleefully, standing and heading into Hidan's room to grab the newspaper he had left on the floor.

Hidan was going to find one helluva present when he got back from his mission!

DAY SIX: 18:03

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS BLASPHEMOUS PIECE OF SHIT?" Hidan roared, throwing his present from Kakuzu through his bedroom wall and into the kitchen. Kakuzu tried not to laugh as he hid in the laundry closet, having left a note to Hidan saying he was at the bank.

"This…. This…. THING should be burned!" He fumed, storming into the disaster he and Kakuzu shared for a kitchen. Hidan stopped in front of the Icha Icha novel, staring down at it in disgust and horror.

"Jashin damn it all to hell and back, Jiraiya's going to die!" Hidan vowed, his hands fisting at his sides. Kakuzu felt sorry for the poor bastard.