Dear Diary,
Things have got really hectic since mum left, dad's lost control of us all and the house is a complete and utter tip. Things got so bad dad had to call Nora over to help, even though she stormed out last week, after the little accident with Hank and his underpants. But really it's out of control I mean Mike was hanging from the roof, Nigel was using Kim as a human dart board and Jake got a bucket stuck on Kim's head. Add to that the fact the house looked as a cyclone had just passed through and you pretty much have world war three going off over here.
I had an argument with dad earlier on, he was moaning at me to unload the dishwasher, which may I add I deserve compensation for as I burn myself on Mike's stupid hockey cup. I told him that no one else did chores in the neighbourhood and he replied "well we're not like any other family in the neighbourhood" so I got into this big debate about why do we live here then, which only got him more angry, so I decided on quitting while I still had an allowance. Anyway then the twins came down, Jessica ranting on about how Nigel had chucked a dart at Kim and cut her head open. That's when dad tried to be mom again and do more than one thing at once, which led to as Jessica put it "this goo is on fire". Then to make things worse, well disgustingly worse, heavy on the disgusting side, Kyle came down and puked. Yes ladies and gentleman he puked and, boy did that boy puke. Then guess what, you're not going to believe this but Henry came running in and fell in it. And then for the ultimate finale Henry pukes up, let's just say after that no one was in a hurry for dinner today.
In other news the chandelier did not get fixed, as dad was carrying Kim, her legs hit into Jessica and then she knocked the ladder, resulting in the ugly dude loosing his balance and falling off. Honestly that chandelier is a health hazard, we've been in the house for what two weeks and it's already caused two injuries.
Oh and before I forget how can I forget school, yes wonderful fantastic school, if only it was that. Its absolutely horrible and unfair I got into trouble for starting on a kid who started on Henry, because he has a big family, while the kid who started it all got of scot-free. Anyways I'm going to go now as I have a history essay to bribe the twins to write and brothers to drag to the skate park.
Later
Sarah
