Bonjour Alice,
Oh! Cool your writing letters too! Big Bruder told me that I have to warn you about Francis being tied to a pole in front of your house⦠in my defense he was groping Seychelles. Bastard.
Oh and I'm sending some of my completely epic chocolate with this letter! So enjoy.
Love,
Belgium
o.o.o.o.o
Dear Belgium,
Yes, love I'm doing this letter thing as well. A-ah..so that's what I woke up too this morning, thank you for the fair warning my dear. I'm just going to leave him like that..hopefully he'll learn his lesson.
Aw thank you for the chocolates, they look delicious.
Best wishes to you,
Alice Jane Kirkland
