The bottle spun, just like in every other chapter. It spun for only a few moments, before landing on Gaara. All were frightened, all prayed. Gaara slowly, slowly, reached over to the bottle. Everyone stopped breathing, and then, Gaara merely spun it without a word. He was the only wise one.
"But, you have to..." Sasuke trailed off whilst Gaara glanced at him.
"Gaara does not wish to."
"...fine with me."
Everyone was stunned, Gaara speaks in the third person? Yes, Gaara does. Do you have a problem with Gaara's manner of speaking? Gaara hopes not, or he would have to KILL YOU!! Hahahaha!! Ha... -cough-
And as the bottle spun again, everyone watched. And, this is when they realized that this part was getting old. After this revelation, it landed on Kankuro. Poor bruised, battered, blinded, deafened, bleeding, elasticed, suffering, and sandy Kankuro. He was, luckily, sitting right in front of the couch. He scooted over, leaving the bottle pointed at Kakashi. Gai had begun poking him again.
"...do I have to go? ...Im the chaperon.." somehow, without looking from his dirty book, Kakashi knew it landed on him. Naruto's yells of 'KAKASHI!! YAY!!' might of helped.
"YES." said everyone in the group. Kakashi sighed, grabbing Gai's finger mid-poke, and broke the thing for stress relief. Gai cried before ignoring his finger. Gai has a tolerance for pain, you need one to be on Tenten's team in any way. Those pointy things hurt...
"Fine. I guess Gaara can dare me something." Kakashi put his book down, oh noes.
"Take off that mask." Gaara spoke in his usual tone.
"No."
"Do it."
"Why?"
"Ill kill you."
"You always say that."
"I will."
"Fine." Kakashi swiftly pulled off his mask, revealing another.
"...pull them ALL off. I want to see that face." Kakashi sighed at Gaara's odd need to see his face.
"Your funeral..." he pulled off his second mask, revealing yet another. And after that one, another one. And the one after that, and the one after that, and the one after that...every time there was another. And he kept tossing them at Gai who, being Gai, expertly caught every one until he had a small mountain on his lap. This mountain of masks grew and grew until all you could see was Gai's head.
"I think this is the last one."
"Hope so, its hard to breath in here...and these masks smell funny..." Gai's complaining sounded like a young child whom was just dragged out of the candy store.
Kakashi ripped off his mask, and there was another. He continued this for much longer, until the pile of masks had reached a height rivaling that of Mt. Everest's. Or at least the ceiling's. Gai could no longer be seen at all.
"Where is Gai Sensei?" Lee looked around hopelessly.
"In there." said Kakashi, pointing at the pile before ripping off his remaining mask and throwing it onto the pile, clearly uncaring.
'OH MY GOD, GAI SENSEI!!111!!!!1!!!!!!" everyone stared at Lee, "I WILL SAVE YOOOOUUUUU!!!!!" Lee pulled a shovel out of thin air and dived into the pile like an Olympic swimmer.
Everyone ignored this magic, and were staring at Kakashi.
'KAKASHI'S A VAMPIRE!1 NO WAY!!!!!!!" yelled Naruto.
"A witnessss!!!" Kakashi shrieked as he lunged at Naruto, biting his neck. Naruto promptly passed out. Sakura broke the fallowing silence.
"...shouldn't he be a vampire, too?" asked Sakura.
"Yeah, but it doesnt work on demons. Or idiots." Kakashi shrugged, "But, I am thirsty."
"Then get something. My kitchen is right...over..." Sakura, being the smart and pretty one, then realized that it's always the smart and pretty ones who go first in a horror movie. And, that Kakashi probably counted her as a witness. "..I SAW NOTHING!!!"
Her last-ditch effort was in vein, since Kakashi didn't like her much anyway. He bit her, sucked her dry, then sat down on the couch.
"Anyone else want to be a witness?" everyone shook their heads. "Good." Kakashi laid back, and began to stare intently at Kankuro for absolutely no-know-reason. Kankuro had no reason to be afraid, since nothing bad ever happens to him. No, nothing. Ignore the many bad things that have happened to him in this one sleepover alone...ignooorrreeee...
"So...uuhhh...who...goes next??" Ino was clearly frightened, and slightly angry. How dare Sakura be the smart and pretty one!! Everyone knew that SHE was the smart and pretty one!!
"Well...since Gai and Lee are missing...and Sakura and Naruto are acting dead...and I dont want to be responsible for killing Kankuro...I dont think we should go on much longer.." Shikamaru also seemed to be frightened, but not by Kakashi. He sat between both Ino and Temari. Temari kept stroking his fishnet, and Ino wouldn't shut up about how Temari should stop stroking his fishnet. Besides, he knew all along that Kakashi was a vampire. How? Because he is Shikamaru, and Shikamaru knows everything. But not as much as Tenten. Tenten knows all, and all is more than everything.
Shikamaru's words were taken to heart, and everyone began getting ready for bed. They would not be partaking in much more of anything, since much more of anything would kill them. The only thing stopping them was a sudden yell from the mountain of Kakashi's masks.
"I FOUND HIM!!! I FOUND GAI SENSEI!!!!" Lee jumped from the pile of masks, dropping his shovel as he held the seemingly unconscious Gai in his arms. Everyone looked at him, and Kakashi began to laugh evily.
"What?" Lee looked down into his arms, only to find that he was not holding Gai Sensei...he was holding a scarecrow that looked like Gai Sensei. "WHY DO YOU HAVE A SCARECROW OF GAI SENSEI!?!!"
Kakashi shrugged, "Everyone needs a bit of stress relief, yes? And Kakashi does mean scarecrow." he ignored the horror-stricken face of Lee. He did not, however, ignore the quiet mumbling that was coming from his pile of masks.
"GAI SENSEI!!!!" Lee once more grabbed his shovel and tossed the scarecrow away as he jumped into the mountain of masks to look for his Sensei once more.
The scarecrow hit Kankuro and the wooden post it was on gave him a splinter. A splinter the size of a tennis shoe. Ino pulled the splinter out, gave him a band-aid, and punched him when he asked for a kiss to make it all better. He cried. Gaara always gave him a kiss to make it all better...
