An update? What? NO WAY! Yes way!
I'm Back bitches! (Still crazy xP)
Now I said something to some people about a Dip chapter, but Dip is so hard to write! So I made you this as a Christmas present!
Tweek is a little dirty minded in this one so its more of a rated T+
(The song is Lucky Strike by Maroon 5)
You're such a motivator
Gotta get you here
So sick of sayin' yes sir, yes sir
The unusually loud music wakes me from my rare slumber.
I immediatley notice the lack of Craig.
You're such an instigator
you wanna play the game,
Take it or leave it thats her, thats her
One glance at the clock tells me its way to early for this and I prepare myself to yell at him for waking me up.
And I can't wait another minute
I can't take the look she's givin'
Your body rockin'
keep me up all night
one in million my lucky strike.
I follow the sound into the kitchen, and the sight that greets me has me immediately hiding behind the kitchen door.
Got me so high and then she dropped me
But, she got me, she got me there
took me inside and then she rock me
She keep me up all night
this is what it sounds like:
I look again to make sure I'm not hallucinating.
I'm not, its very real.
There's Craig. Dancing around the Kitchen with the broom.
Whoa oh oh oh
My lucky strike
Whoa oh oh oh
My lucky strke
Whoa oh oh oh
Her body rockin'
Keep me up all night
Whoa oh oh
My lucky strike
He spins and the ear flaps go up a little...
God I wish I had my camera.
Stuck in her elevator
she take me to the sky
and I don't wanna go down, go down
She said I'll feel you later
go ahead and fantasize
she makes me want it right now, right now
The way he twists his hips is intoxicating.
I can't help but stare at him,
Never in my life have I ever been so jelouse of a house hold cleaning object.
And I can't wait another minute
I can't take the look she's givin'
Your body rockin'
keep me up all night
one in million my lucky strike
Even as I feel an unwelcome stir just below the belt.
I can't look away.
Got me so high and then she dropped me
But, she got me, she got me there
took me inside and then she rock me
She keep me up all night
this is what it sounds like:
Whoa oh oh oh
My lucky strike
Whoa oh oh oh
My lucky strike
Whoa oh oh oh
Her body rockin'
Keep me up all night
Whoa oh oh
My lucky strike
His muscles move beneath his T-shirt, as he dances
Just barely hiden from me.
What I wouldn't give to just run my hads all over...
"Tweek?"
oh. OH CRAP!
I turn to try to run away, but end up tripping on my socks.
Damn it!
"Tweek? What are you doing?"
The music is still playing in the kitchen and he's holding the broom.
When I finally bring myself to look in his eyes, I see just the smallest bit of embarassement.
But no anger, and this makes me feel marginally better.
"U-Um I w-was just c-coming to s-see what Gah! All the n-noise was, Nng. A-and um..."
I stop, wondering if I should continue.
"And?" Craig seems to be getting impatient.
"I-I saw you..." I look down memorizng the pattern in the foors.
"Tweek?" I look back up at him.
"Yeah?"
"Tell no one," The look on his face is enough to kill all protests.
"Oh-Okay..." I relent
Tweek: D-did you l-like it? I Kn-now I d-did. Let m-me know!
