Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters that are appearing here…but beware; they will be tortured…by my co-host, Dame-Desu-yo, AKA Chibi-chan.
Now here's our next guest: Rima Mashiro
Chapter 6: Rima Mashiro
"Why do I feel like this is going to be a bad day?" I moan as I press an ice pack to my head.
Chibi-chan then waltzes onto the stage in a white dress, humming gaily as she tosses flowers about. There's also a tiny silver tiara on her head.
'I guess that's Princessa's symbol of a chara change.' "I see Princessa is a positive influence on you." I laugh as I remove my ice pack, watching as Chibi-chan settles on the couch and crosses her legs like a proper young lady.
"I think so too." She chirps as she brushes off her dress and smiles serenely.
'Now this I could get used to.' I think contentedly as I lounge back in my seat.
Then the tiara disappears and Chibi is growling at me.
"I want this annoying chara away from me!" She screeches as she shoves Princessa's egg in my face.
"I can't do that, she's yours now." I smirk as I take the egg and cuddle it against my cheek.
"No! I hate being a girly girl!" She whines loudly as Princessa pops out and lands on Chibi's head.
"Don't be like that, a proper young lady must smile and be gay! From a lady who's loud and rude to one who's proper and quiet…" Chirps my chara as she pats Chibi.
"Oh no. Don't you…!"
"Chara change!"
I just laugh at Chibi as she forces a smile on her face before turning to me.
"I hate this." She says through her teeth.
"Too bad…now to welcome our guest. Everyone please welcome everyone's favorite little blonde: Rima Mashiro!"
Rima then walks onto the stage and settles on the couch next to Chibi, giving all of us a tiny smile.
"Welcome Rima, I hope the ride wasn't too much trouble." I say as I give her a cup of freshly brewed tea.
"It was fine, and thank you for the tea." She says as she takes a sip, seemingly content.
"Glad to hear…I do hope you aren't sore about all the snogging you had to do with Nagihiko." I laugh nervously as I think of our last interview.
"Actually…" She starts to say, tiny blush on her face as she smiles.
"What is it Rima?" Chibi and I ask as we lean toward her.
"Well…Nagi and I are…together." She giggles as she puts her cup down.
"What?!"
" AW! It's so cute seeing young love!!!" Shouted Chibi-chan.
"Yes…after his interview…well…we talked, went to a movie, dinner, and…he asked me to be his girlfriend. And I said yes." She giggles as she thinks of her newly acquired boyfriend.
"Well…that's a surprise." I mutter as I pull out the mailbag.
Rima just laughs at us as I pull out the first letter.
"Now that we're over the shock, our first question is from sakura240."
sakura240
rima, i would ask her if she loves nagi or not!
"I believe since we are going out, it's obvious that I do love Nagi." She laughs as I nod in understanding.
"Right. Our next few questions are from Calm and Crazy." I say as I pull out another paper.
Calm and Crazy
Calm:
Rima, is there any other person you like?
What would you wish for if you got the embryo?
^-^ (By the way, I happen to like Tadase all you people that think he's
TadaGAY)
Crazy:
Rima, have you ever wore pink?
Who do you love most!? *nudge, nudge, wink, wink*
"All right, Rima your answers?"
"Besides Nagi…I like all the guardians, but only as friends."
"I see, and what would you wish for if you had the Embryo?"
"That's a hard one…" She mutters as she closes her eyes and thinks.
She then smirks a little as she looks at Chibi and I.
"If I had the Embryo…everything would be a gag for everyone to laugh at, everyone would wear funny clothes, and I'd be laughing it up." She snickers as both Chibi and I back away slowly.
"I see…and I've seen the series, and I've seen you wear pink a few times." I laugh as a sweatdrop appears on my head.
"True. And like I said before, I love Nagi, very much mind you." She laughs as I slip out a new set of papers.
"Of course…now before we move to the next questions, let's welcome back an old friend…" I smirk evilly as my glasses glint.
"An old friend? Oh no, you don't mean…"
"Everyone, please welcome back Mika!" I shout enthusiastically as I point to my left.
Mika rushes on stage and glomps Rima.
"Rima-chan! So KAWAII!" She squees as she tightens her hold on the little queen.
Rima looks at me questioningly as I shrug my shoulders.
"This is Mika…and she sees you as a little sister; which explains the random glomping." I sigh as I readjust my glasses.
"Oh…it's nice to meet you Mika onee-chan." Rima smiles as she returns Mika's hug.
"So adorable…" Mika coos as she plops herself on the couch next to Rima, knocking Chibi off without a care.
"Ouch! Hey!" Chibi snarls as I grab her with my tail before I plop her in a new chair.
"Pipe down and let's move on. Mika, these are your questions for Rima."
The 2 crazy Kats- Mika and M.Z
Chibi U OWE ME!!
1. U R SO ADORABLE RIMA-CHAN!! I NOW DUB U MY LIL SISTER!!
2. Do u love Nagi?
"As I've said before, I love my Nagi-kun."
Mika, Chibi, and I laugh at her answer as I dig around in the mailbag again.
"Okay, these questions are from Bluepanda800." I giggle as I flip the letter open.
Bluepanda800
lol questions for rima
why do you 'hate' nagi (he's aweshum)
what really happened on the parfit date?
just admit u wanna snog his face off (nagi's)
"Okay…Rima, your response."
"I hated Nagi before because I felt he was trying to take my best friend away. I guess I was being a little paranoid." She sighs as she leans on Mika.
"I understand Rima-chan." Mika says as she cuddles Rima.
"This girl is nuts…she's making members of the SC cast her family for goodness sake! And she looks nothing like them!" Chibi complains as she waves her arms around exasperatedly.
"You say something you little thorn in my side?!" Mika snarled as she produced fox fire in her hand.
Chibi eeps as she hides behind me, afraid that her tail will be put on fire again. I just shake my head at her as I turn back to the "sisters."
"To get back on track…what did happen on the parfait date?" I sigh, patting Chibi reassuringly on the head.
"We got a parfait together, got to know each other a bit more, I treated Nagi a bit more kindly after that, but not by much." Rima sighs as Mika cuddles her more, the cat/fox being too weak to resist the cuteness that is Rima.
"I see…and the last statement?" I inquire as Chibi sits in the chair unsurely as she watches Mika.
"…That's private." Rima mutters as she turns away with a blush.
'BEEP!'
I turn to Chibi and grab the damn lie detector with my tail before I throw it off the stage. She just laughs nervously as I return to my seat.
"Now…our next few questions are from Reizei Nausicaa."
Reizei Nausicaa
question for rima;
you know all your snogs with nagi during his interview? did you really hate them? or do you still dream about them at night? want more maybe?
"Rima?" I mutter as I incinerate Rei's letter.
"I admit that I didn't really hate them…and yes…I dream about them at night sometimes…and I wouldn't object to more." She sighs blissfully as she slouches against the couch.
"So kawaii!" Mika coos as she pats Rima on the head.
"Seems you're content with your relationship. Our last few questions are from AngelTales."
AngelTales
Questions:
Rima, do you ever think of Nagihiko?
Who would you rather choose, Nagihiko or Kirishima?
"Obviously…he is my boyfriend."
"Of course. And question two."
"What do you think?"
"Oh duh. Now's the time for "Chibi-chan's Dare Corner," you ready Rima-chan?"
She nods confidently as I pull a letter from the mailbag with my tail.
"Our first dare is from sakura240…Rima will like this." I smirk as I eye the little blonde.
sakura240
for the dare, i would want her to get nagi and french kiss him for 5 minute straight!
"I certainly don't object…" Rima giggles as I pull out my mike.
"Indeed. Nagihiko, please report to the front, your lady love needs you." I croon into the mike as I recline myself contentedly.
Nagi jogs onto the stage and smiles sweetly as he spots Rima. He gives her a quick hug and a kiss on the cheek as he sits next to her on the couch, Mika feeling a bit uncomfortable since they're a couple, and thus need their space.
"Mika…you can sit in my chair for a bit." I state as I pull out my chair and allow her to plop herself in it.
"How come she can sit in your chair, but I can't?" Chibi whines as her ears lay flat against her head.
"Because…she doesn't drive me up the wall like someone else I know." I mutter darkly as I sit on my desk, pulling a timer from my pocket.
Rima whispers the dare in Nagi's ear as he smiles widely at what he hears.
"Five minutes you two." I say as I get ready, tail twitching a bit.
But Nagi's all over it as he dips Rima and starts snogging her like there's no tomorrow.
"Talk about a fast worker…" I mutter as I hit the timer.
Five minutes of snogging later…
"Okay you two, times up!" I call as I stop the timer.
The two of them pull apart, blushes on their faces after having to smooch once again.
Mika is giggling at the Rimahikoness as I shake my head at them, Chibi pouting in her seat as she glares at Mika.
"I DON'T SEE WHY SHE GETS THE HOST CHAIR!" She shouts indignantly as I unfurl my wings.
All Chibi receives is a hit in the back of the head from my tail.
"I swear…next few dares are from Calm and Crazy." I sigh as I flip the letter open.
Calm and Crazy
Calm: I dare Rima to tell Amu what she thinks of her and tell Chibi-chan she's amazing
Crazy: Yay! I dare Rima to smile!
"Guess we need to call Amu up…"
Chibi-chan is giggling because Amu is still in Ikuto's clothes at the moment.
"Quit laughing Chibi. Amu, we need you out front!" I shout into my mike, glancing over at my co-host with a withering look.
Amu rushes onto the stage, her oversized hand-me-downs tripping her on her way.
"I thought you could move in those fine Amu?" I inquire as Amu picks herself off the floor.
"I had clips on the pant legs, but I can't find them." She mutters, rubbing her face with the oversized sleeve of Ikuto's shirt.
"Here, let me fix that." I mutter as I pull out my laptop.
A few seconds of typing later, Amu's finds Ikuto's clothes now fit her snuggly.
"That'll fix the problem." I smile as I put the laptop away for now.
"Thanks." Amu mutters as she walks over to Rima and Nagi, squeezing herself in.
"Good, Rima, what do you think of Amu?" I sigh as I watch Chibi bat her tail out of boredom.
"Amu is a good friend, she listens to other people's problems, and she offers solutions to help. She's always putting others before herself in all situations, even if she suffers for it. She's a good person." Rima replies as I nod my head approvingly.
"Aw! Rima-chan!" Amu coos as she huggles her friend.
Rima returns the hug happily before I clear my throat.
"Uh…Rima, you have something to say to Chibi I believe?" I say casually as I file my claws.
She turns to glare at Chibi before she takes a deep breath.
"Chibi-chan…"
"Yes Rima-chan?"
"You're an amazing co-host who makes the show fun." Rima mutters before she turns her head away.
"Thank you!" Chibi-chan gushes like an idiot.
"Rima…" I say as I pull out an instant camera.
"Yes?"
"Smile for the camera." I smirk as I zoom in on her.
She just smiles cutely as I take the picture, put it in an envelope, and send it to Crazy from Calm and Crazy via a mini black European dragon.
"Good. Now our next few dares are from tsuki-tori, who's joining us by the way. So please, help me welcome miss tsuki to the show." I say enthusiastically as I point to my left.
tsuki is a bit weird looking at first glance. She has brown bunny ears, a black cat tail with a bow and ribbon (think Ichigo from Tokyo Mew Mew), and her brown hair is messy with blonde streaks in it. She's wearing a pair of black jeans, blue sneakers, and a pink sweater. (Sorry, no sense of fashion).
"Welcome tsuki." I greet as I shake her hand.
"I'm glad to be here, and Chibi?" She asks as she walks over to my co-host.
"Yes."
'WHACK!'
Chibi is now on the floor twitching, while tsuki is standing over her with a bamboo staff in her hand.
"I always wanted to do that…" tsuki chirps merrily as she sits next to me on my desk.
"Owie!!!" Shouts Chibi-chan
"Good aim." I mutter as we all look at Nagi as he pokes my co-host with a random stick.
"Either way, let's move onto the dares…" I sigh as I flip the paper open.
tsuki-tori
DARES:
Chibi-chan with EMOTION until Draggy says to let go
bala-balance purposely
-nari with eru
half a love potion with Nagi
a game of volleyball against a hyped up Saaya (1-on-1)
ohs and make rima charanani with ran while ur at it to please!Thanks!
"This is going to be bad." I mutter as I use my laptop to produce another couch for tsuki, Amu, and Chibi, who's finally woken up.
Rima is glaring at tsuki as she walks over to Chibi and hugs her around the waist.
"I love you Chibi-chan!" Rima gushes, her eye twitching as she fulfills her dare requirements.
Chibi-chan just pats her on the head during the hug. This lasts for about ten seconds before I say…
"You can let go Rima, and don't think about hitting her again." I mutter as I recheck the list.
Rima then turns her head to tsuki, who's tapping her foot impatiently as she waits for the next dare on the list.
"I…can't do it!" Rima cries as she clings to Mika and Nagi, little tears going down her cheeks.
"She isn't faking this time." Nagi adds as he pats his girl's shoulder reassuringly.
"I'm sorry Rima, just once and we're good." I say as I unfurl my wings, creating a little breeze as I move them.
"Okay…" She sniffs as she gets up.
After about a minute of standing in one spot in the center of the stage, Rima exhales loudly before…
"Bala-balance!" She says, arms crooked and legs all wonky as she fails.
Then she curls into a ball and whimpers, rocking back and forth on her heels.
"Rima…calm down, let's just move on and forget it." I mutter as I pick her up with my tail.
She just nods as I put her next to Nagi on the couch.
"I have to grab Eru, so Nagi…please make sure Chibi and tsuki don't do anything regrettable." I sigh as I rush off.
I find Utau curled up in a chair, nose stuck in Twilight, which I loathe by the way, humming contentedly as she turns the pages eagerly.
"Utau…"
"Yeah?" She asks, not even looking up from the stupid book.
"I need Eru."
Utau just reaches behind her and places Eru's egg in my hand, still reading her book.
"Thanks…" I mutter, my glare focused on the Twilight book as I leave.
As soon as I come back, all I see is Mika brandishing her sword at Chibi-chan and tsuki, eyes filled with fire.
"What happened now?" I sigh heavily as I rub my temples.
"These two were trying to mess with my sister…" Mika hisses, standing in front of the couch protectively.
"Right, of course…either way, I have Eru." I sigh as I tap the egg with the tip of my tail.
Eru then pops out of her egg with a smile, landing on my head as she hums gaily.
"Hello Eru…" I laugh as I extract her from my head.
"Hello!"
"I need you to chara nari with Rima, if you could." I say as I put her on Rima's shoulder.
"Okay! Rima's heart…"
"This isn't going to be fun." Rima exhales tiredly.
"Unlock!"
One chara nari later…
"Chara nari: Angel Drop!"
Rima is now in a pure white dress, little white wings sticking out of her back, and a gold halo over her head.
"Kawaii!" Mika and I coo as Rima glares at the camera.
"This isn't funny." She mutters as her little wings flap indignantly.
"All right Eru, enough." I chuckle as the little angel chara separates from Rima and lands in my palm.
"Glad to be of service." She smiles before flying off.
"Okay…now to make a love potion."
Chibi starts to run off.
"I'll make it!" She chirps before I grab her by the tail.
"No…the last time I let you use the kitchen you blew it up!" I snarl as I throw her on the couch before I stomp off.
"I didn't mean to." She huffs.
"Chibi…who the hell mistakes gunpowder for sugar?! And that was when you made brownies!" I shout at her as I pull out a cauldron and wood.
"But the instructions said to add gun powder." Said Chibi-chan.
I look at the instructions for the recipe to see sugar crossed out and the words gunpowder written in its place.
"Hey wait a tick." I say as I see a set of small cat prints.
"YORU! YOU MAY BE MY FAVORITE CHARA BUT YOU ARE SO DEAD!" I snarl as I flex my claws.
I arrange it all and put water in the cauldron before I light the fire with my fire breath.
"Okay, for a traditional Pagan love potion we need: parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme…" I recite as I put said ingredients in the boiling cauldron.
RIma, Nagi, Mika, Chibi, Amu, and tsuki are watching curiously as I stir the concoction with a huge wooden spoon.
"But that sounds a bit plain, so to spice it up…" I smirk as I dig around in my desk, throwing out a few random items, such as my Ikuto and Amu plushies.
"What are you looking for Draggy?" Chibi asks as I throw out the voodoo doll of her as I finally find what I need.
"Just my magical ingredients kit." I smirk as I bring the huge box over to the cauldron.
I set up a table and a few knives as I pull out a few ordinary looking things.
"How are you going to spice it up?" Amu asks as she walks over and looks at the set up.
"You'll see Amu, and maybe I can let you use some on a certain kitty boy." I cackle as I pull out a few flowers.
Amu blushes, but she watches me curiously.
"Okay, red roses for love and desire…" I mutter as I chop up a few red roses and dump them in. "Plum blossom for beauty and longevity, white lily for majesty and purity, iris for faith and wisdom, goldenrod for treasure and good fortune, fennel for strength, elderberry blossom for humility and kindness, daisy for gentleness and innocence, and red carnation for admiration." I smirk as I add in the floral plants as I stir a bit more, occasionally raising the temperature.
Meanwhile the others are looking a bit nervous as I bend down and pull out a few…well…
"And to take it further, a few aphrodisiacs!" I cheer as I pull out a random sack.
"Did she say…?" Amu asks nervously.
"Aphrodisiacs?" Rima and Nagi inquire as I dig around in the sack.
"All right. Some chocolate, cherries, goji berries, honey, marshmallows, mango, passion fruit, peach, strawberry, and vanilla!" I cheer as I dump the mentioned items in and stir it vigorously.
After allowing it to simmer for a bit, it is now a bright pink.
"It's ready for consumption!" I squee as I spoon some of it into two vials.
I then give the vials to Nagi and Rima as the rest of us watch. Nagi swishes the contents of the vial unsurely, a little nervous about swallowing it.
"It's only a temporary dose, it'll only last a minute, maybe two." I reply as I put a lid on the cauldron and push it out of sight.
They raise their vials to their lips, tilting them back and swallowing it without hesitation.
"It's perfectly harmless…I think." I mutter as I watch them unsurely.
Nagi and Rima choke on it for a second, but Chibi tips the vials further, making them drain the contents.
"Now to wait for the potion to take affect." I laugh as I take out my watch.
After about 30 seconds, Rima and Nagi's eyes glass over before…
"NAGI CAKES!"
"RIMA BEAN!"
They then cuddle each other like a couple of overly affectionate married couple. I sweatdrop as I rub the back of my neck.
"I guess I made it a smidge too strong."
"I love you my little honeybunch." Nagi coos to Rima as he kisses her nose.
"And I love you too my cheeky devil." Rima sighs blissfully as she snuggles against Nagi's chest.
After about two minutes of cooing and cuddling, Rima and Nagi snap out of it.
"Glad you two could rejoin us…now to call up, I can't believe this, Saaya Yamabuki." I groan as I grab the mike.
After the usual routine, Saaya, the most self-centered person I know, saunters onto the stage.
"Greetings, I'm glad to come on. Of course the show isn't complete without moi." She smiles as she leers at Amu.
To be frank, I'm irritated, and Mika is pissed. I notice Mika grab the handle of her sword, but I grab her hand and shake my head.
"Don't worry Mika…Rima will be beating little Miss Snooty Bitch." I whisper as I use my laptop to produce a Volleyball court.
As soon as both combatants are ready, I give Rima the ball and give her a wink, because I have something up my sleeve.
"All right, Rima…put the ball in play." I smirk as I get to the sidelines with the others.
Rima nods and throws the ball up and gets ready to hit it. What surprises everyone is that it looks like Rima hits it over the net. Saaya tries to return it, but it stops in midair before it hits her in the gut.
"Oof!"
Everyone is unable to believe it, but then they hear me snickering. They turn to me, and see a remote control in my hands. I wink at them as I work the joystick.
"I hate Saaya, and since Rima is sports intolerant, I figured a remote controlled ball would fix the problem."
The game continues, Rima winning 30 to nothing. During the game Saaya has been hit in the gut, face, butt and etc.
"Thanks for coming Saaya, it was a blast." I laugh as I shove her off stage, grabbing the mike with my tail.
Rima is giggling at the fact I cheated for her, but she's happy, as is Mika.
"Okay, Kukai, we need you up front."
He flips onto the stage again…
"WHO'S GOT GUTS?! SEIYO! WHO'S GOT SKILL?! SEIYO!"
"Quiet!"
He shuts up.
"Okay, we need Ran for a sec." I say as I hold out my hand.
The chara nari is cancelled as Ran lands in my palm.
"Hey Draggy-chan!" She squeaks at me as she hugs my cheek.
"Hey Ran…I need you to chara nari with Rima for me, okay?"
"Okay! Rima's heart unlock!"
One chara nari later…
"Chara nari: Heart Drop!"
Rima is now in a red and white cheerleader's outfit (Think of the movie "Grease"). Her hair is in a ponytail as she waves her new pink pompoms.
"All right! Go Amuto go! A-M-U-T-O! What's that spell?! AMUTO!" She cheers briefly as she does the splits.
Everyone is giggling at Rima as I hold out my hand again. Ran floats back to me after breaking the chara nari.
"Thank you Ran, now go back to Kukai."
"But I don't want to be a cheerleader!"
"Too bad! And give me Daichi!"
After Kukai is back in the chara nari, and he hands over Daichi, I grab the mailbag.
"Okay…These dares come from Angel Tales."
AngelTales
Dares:
Tell Ikuto that you love him!
Chara-nari with Temari!
"Oh nuts…Ikuto! We need you out here!" I shout on the mike, a sweatdrop on my head.
Ikuto wanders on, a smirk on his face as he spots Amu.
"So…what you need?" He asks as I use my tail to restrain Nagi.
"Well…Rima?"
She stomps over to Ikuto and looks him in the eye.
"I love you."
Ikuto blinks a bit, but he shrugs his shoulders and walks off again.
"Okay…Nagi, we need Temari…" I mutter as I release him.
He just scowls at me before passing me Temari's egg. I just shake my head before I tap on the egg. Temari pops out and lands on my head with a smile.
"Hello Temari…"
"Greetings…"
"Listen…I need you to chara nari with Rima for a little bit…"
"Of course…Rima's heart unlock!"
One chara nari later…again…
"Chara nari: Yamato Drop!"
Now Rima is wearing a bright pink kimono with a purple sash, her hair in a braid.
"It isn't so bad this time…" I laugh as I lean back against my chair.
"I'll admit…it's okay." Rima mutters as she twirls around.
"Right…Temari!"
She lands back in my palm and bows.
"Good work Temari."
"Thank you!" She smiles before popping back in her egg.
"Okay…next dares are from…oh wait, these are Mika's."
The 2 crazy Kats- Mika and M.Z.
DARES!!
1. Lets see what u do if a rabid fangirl attacks Nagi.
2. Chara Nari with Rythim and Temari!
Thats all I got.
"Oy vey…" I sigh as I rub my temples.
"How are we going to get a rabid fangirl?" Chibi asks as she looks at the list over my shoulder.
I just head backstage for a second, coming back out with a cage.
"What the?!" The group question as I grab a long stick and poke inside the cage.
"I have to set up security outside the studio too…case and point…rabid fangirls are normal." I mutter as the blonde haired beast awakens.
The fangirl starts snarling and drooling wildly, ratting the bars on the cage as I fumble with a set of keys.
"Nagi-kun!" It bellows as I find the key to the cage.
"Are you really going to release that thing?!" Nagi squeaks at me as he hides behind the couch.
"Afraid so…" I mutter as I unlock it.
The fangirl charges determinedly at Nagi as he panics, but Rima has other plans.
"Chara nari: Clown Drop!"
Rima uses Tightrope Dancer to tie down the fangirl, a murderous look in her eye.
"Rima, you can't kill it…just knock it out so I can get it back in the cage and release it back into the wild." I sigh as I push the cage over.
Rima nods understandingly and uses Juggling Party to knock out the fangirl before helping me put it back in the cage.
"Good…Mika, that was weird." I retort as I glance at the one who's snickering.
Everyone is disturbed by the event as I tap Nagi.
"Hand Rhythm over Nagi…"
He drops the egg in my hand and I tap it. The little rapper chara pops out and lands on Rima
"Yo!"
"Hey Rhythm…chara nari with Rima."
"Cool! Rima's heart unlock!"
Rima now looks like a little Hannah Montana (I don't own any of her outfits).
"This is not funny." Rim hisses as Mika, Amu, Chibi, and tsuki giggle.
"Right, right, whatever. Cut it out Rhythm!" I shout as I hold out my palms.
The chara lands on my head, reclining back and lying in my hair.
"Get off."
"But I'm chilling up here…it's nice."
"My head is not a bed!" I growl as I grab him, squeezing him a bit.
"Ouch!"
I then let him go, letting him float back over to Nagi.
"Temari's already been done, so we can move on. These next dares are from Reizei Nausicaa."
I look at the letter for a second before I fall over twitching violently. Chibi-chan walks over and plucks the paper from my fingers. She pales a little as she shows the others.
Reizei Nausicaa
Dares
french kiss with utau for ... let me think ... 20 minutes straight! (chibi-chan, i leave you to make sure that they do it properly and dont forget to record the whole thing and post it on youtube, ne?)
chara nari with daichi and confes your love to kukai infront of nagi
(i chose to be nicer this time ... but not by much! =3)
"I'm leaving!" Amu screeches before running off the stage.
"I can't believe this…Utau…we need you out front." I say into the mike as I grab a bucket.
Utau walks on and looks at us curiously. Chibi shoves the list in Utau's face, who turns a bit green.
"I can't believe this…" Nagi mutters as he covers his eyes.
Mika looks sick as I pass her a bucket. Chibi sets up a camera as I pull out my timer.
"Get ready and…"
"Hold it!" Nagi shouts as he walks over to Rima.
He kisses Rima briefly before returning to his seat.
"Okay…go!"
20 minutes of grossness I'm not even going to describe later…
"Time!"
Rima and Utau separate and head for two buckets I set up, puking their guts out as I hand them my mouthwash.
"So…nasty. (Raspberry)!" Rima complains as she take a few mouthfuls of mouthwash.
"No kidding. (Spit)!" Utau adds as she rubs at her tongue.
"At least it's over." I mutter as I finish up my own puking.
After we recover from the nastiness, and Chibi has checked the video and sent it to YouTube, I return to my seat. I tap Daichi's egg and wait. The little soccer chara pops out and sits on my desk with a smile.
"Hey Daichi." I sigh as I rub my head, this interview becoming one big headache.
"Hey!"
"I need you to Chara nari with Rima for a bit, okay?" I sigh as I grab a bottle of aspirin.
"Sure! Rima's heart unlock!"
One chara nari later…yet again…
"Chara nari: Sky Drop!"
Rima is now wearing a green soccer uniform shirt, white shorts, soccer cleats, and a bandage on her left cheek.
"It's kinda cute…I guess." I mutter as I look at my watch.
Mika nods in agreement as I call up Kukai. He skips…yes I said skip…onto the stage again and smiles at us.
"Rima…you have something to say?"
Rima glares at us as she walks over to Kukai.
"I love you Kukai!" She shouts as I restrain Nagi again, who's fighting tooth and nail to get out.
"Okay, thank you Kukai! Now leave!" I snarl as Nagi starts biting at my tail now as I let him go.
"The next time I see Kukai, he's on the receiving end of my fist." He snarls as Rima gives him a hug.
After Daichi has canceled the chara nari and flown off.
"Let's settle down now…our last few dares are from Bluepanda800."
Bluepanda800
and dares:
charanari with rhythm
charanari with princessa
eat a combination of cheese+ chocolate +ice cream+ soy sauce (being spoonfed by nagi)
last but not least make out with nagi untill utau is interviewed (whenever that is)
rimahiko rules and so do you draggy-chan!
"Okay…since one's already been done, Chibi…"
"YES?!"
"I need Princessa for a bit."
Chibi grabs the egg and throws it at me.
"Take her!"
"All right…sheesh."
Princessa pops out and smiles at me before she huggles my cheek.
"Hey there Princessa, can you be a dear and chara nari with Rima for a bit?"
"Of course. Rima's heart unlock!"
Rima is now sporty a pale pink princess dress, a sliver tiara and…glass slippers?
"Huh?"
"It's just how it is." Princessa's voice says as Rima inspects her new attire.
"Better…" Rima mutters as she fiddles with the tiara.
"Okay! Enough of that!"
Princessa quits the chara nari and floats back to Chibi.
"I still can't believe I'm stuck with this thing." Chibi moans as Princessa settles on her head.
"Oh pipe down…anyway, we need to do the next dare." I snarl as I grab a small bowl and what we need.
Mika, tsuki, Rima, Nagi, and Chibi watch as I mix together the chocolate, cheese, ice cream and soy sauce. I groan as I pass Nagi the bowl, the smell overpowering my sensitive nose.
"I can't believe I have to eat this." Rima shudders as Nagi scoops the first spoonful.
"It'll be over soon Rima-chan." Nagi reassures as he brings to the spoon to her lips.
We all watch as Rima ingests the horrid thing, her face paling as she swallows it with disdain. It takes around 10 minutes to get rid of all of it…
"Ugh! That was nasty!" Rima shouts as she takes the mouthwash again and rinses several times.
"Sorry about that Rima…have a mint." I say as I take the bowl to clean later.
Rima takes it gratefully before turning to Nagi.
"Right…you two have to make out until we interview Utau…" I laugh nervously as the two get right on it.
We all turn our heads away as I talk to Mika and tsuki.
"Nice having you two here." I cough out as I avoid looking at the lovebirds.
"Great being here." Mika and tsuki say as they shake my hands.
"Nice to hear."
"And before I leave…" Mika grins as she looks at Chibi.
"Why are you looking at me like that?"
I smirk a little as I pass Mika Chibi-chan's aluminum bat.
"That's my bat!"
"I know…" Mika croons before she beats Chibi rapidly about the head.
Chibi falls unconscious, her head covered in bumps.
"Thanks."
"You're welcome Mika." I laugh as I give her a hug.
"And as for you tsuki…" Mika growls as she pulls out her sword.
"Uh oh!" tsuki says before dashing off.
As soon as both of them are out of sight, Chibi wakes up and rubs one of the bumps.
"Ow!"
"Glad to see you could rejoin us."
"That was mean Draggy!"
"Whatever…either way, our next guest will be Yaya Yuiki. Polls will be open until April 9th."
"Wait!" Chibi shouts as she holds Princessa.
"What now you idiot?"
"I now realize I do want to change! I want to be more girly!"
Princessa's egg glows before disappearing.
"NOOOOOOOO! My baby! She's gone!" I wail as I fall to my knees.
"YES! SHE"S GONE!" Chibi cheers as she rushes off stage.
As soon as she's gone, I look around before smiling evilly.
"Or is she really gone?"
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