Sorry it took so long to update (-_-)

I was bombarded with tests this week and I couldn't update fast enough, but I will have another chapter posted on the weekend.

Well, i hope you enjoy. (This chapter was sooo stink'n to hard to put in words!)

DISCLAIMER: as of now and always, KHR does not belong to me...the horror, oh the horror...

Chapter 06

Chaos with a Hint of Fluffiness induced Alcohol

"VOOOOOIIIIIII!"

CRASH!

"Ushishishi…the prince does not take orders from a measly frog such as yourself."

"Ahh, the fake prince keeps speaking…"

Oh, there went the couch.

Tsuna grumbled irritably as he saw that the family room was being thrashed by the temporary guests. It was horrible and the brunette wanted to cry since two rooms in the house were now completely destroyed. He really had no clue on to how he would be able to pay for the costly damages and mentally cursed Reborn for his inconsiderate, sadistic decisions. Having the Varia group inside of the house was just asking for trouble. Though Tsuna would never say this out loud, the Varia were wild enough to be put in their own personal zoo.

A knife sliced through the air and Tsuna's face became victim to its sharp edge. He made an indignant 'Hie' out of terror as blood seeped down his face and fell onto the awaiting floor below. As quickly as possible he made his way out of the room and into the still-safe kitchen. It slightly surprised him that others were in there as well. Thankfully it was just Chrome and Lambo.

After sitting himself on the island chair, he laid his head on the counter and relaxed his tense body. Too much stuff was happening in his life right now. With school being a battle ground every day, the Varia's appearance didn't help with his stress intake. The brunette closed his eyes and just felt the cold that was seeping out of the marble counter top and it was soothing to him. Within seconds, his stressed out body went limp as he fell asleep.

()()().*.*.*.()()()

"There is no point in arguing about this mission," Reborn said as if it was nothing and all and quite normal.

"Why do we have to do something so trivial," growled the Varia leader. He slouched back in the chair that he had been sitting in. "That piece of trash can take care of himself just fine."

"Normally I would say the same thing but a more drastic situation is at hand." The hit man pulled out a picture of a raven haired teen smiling coldly at the camera with piercing gold eyes.

Xanxus snatched the photo away and looked at it himself. "And what is this?"

"That is the next heir to the Arsenio famiglia. That name should be enough for you to be able to grasp the importance of this situation."

"Fool, we can take care of ourselves, unlike some certain trash here."

Reborn slightly lifted up his fedora and looked at the Varia leader with his jet black eyes. "Then why are three of your men in critical condition in the Vongola's secret base hospital."

After saying that, Xanxus glared heatedly at the hit man. "They were fucking careless in their mission."

The sun arcobaleno sighed and took the picture that was now on the table. "Well at the moment I really don't care anymore, but since this was a mission that the Ninth said you had to take, there really is no sense in arguing. If you want to leave you'll have to consult with the Ninth on this matter."

"Who the hell cares about what that old man thinks," seethed out Xanxus. He got up from his seat and fingered his guns in irritation. Then without another word, he left the room so Reborn was alone.

Reborn looked at the picture once again in his hands and had the urge to crumple it up and burn it to a crisp but he didn't. Leon shuffled around on his shoulder as he felt the killing intent of his master.

"Ignazio de Arsenio," the hit man growled out with a cold glimmer in his black eyes.

()()().*.*.*.()()()

While Tsuna slept peacefully, Chrome found a band-aid to put on the cut that was on his cheek. He only slightly stirred in his sleep and the purple haired girl sighed in relief. She went back over to where Lambo was and helped him get out the bag of grape candy that was on the shelf.

"Lambo the great thanks you," the five year old stated before running out of the kitchen to who-knows-where.

Chrome was about to leave the kitchen as well until she saw that her boss had an extremely pained expression on his face. She lightly shook his shoulder to wake him up but only instead of waking up, he started to whimper. It was obvious that the brunette was in pain both in reality and the dream state.

"M-Mukuro-sama!" There was no answer so she tried again. "Something is wrong with b-bossu!"

After a few second she got an answer back.

"Where is he?"

"A-at the moment we are both in the kitchen."

"Then stay. I'll be there in a moment."

Mist enveloped the front of the kitchen door and after it cleared Mukuro was there in its place. The bluenette walked over to where Tsunayoshi was and hoisted him up into his arms. After readjusting the boy to a more comfortable position he looked over at Chrome.

"I'll bring him to his room," was the only response that came out till he left in the mist again.

After arriving to the warm orange room, Mukuro laid the sleeping boy on his bed. Tsuna whimpered pitifully and subconsciously grabbed onto the corner of his mist guardians uniform before he was about to get off the bed. A little shocked at the action, Mukuro looked down at the hand that held him in place. Without a second thought, he sat himself down on the bed before releasing the vise grip on his jacket. When the hand was pried off , the sleeping brunette instinctively curled himself up in a ball.

A few moments passed and the brunette unraveled himself back to just lying on his back. Mukuro hovered over the small teen, with his face only inches away from the others face.

"Tsunayoshi…"

He was about to lower his face even more but the door to the room slammed open. The bluenette averted his gaze from the brunette and irritably looked over to the intruders.

"What are you doing with the herbivore?" Hibari growled out with his tonfas raised, ready for a fight.

"Kufufufu, why do you care skylark?" Mukuro responded, still in close proximity with Tsunayoshi. Then an idea popped in his head and he smirked. "What are you, jealous perhaps?"

When the mist guardian said that, he gently brushed his lips against the brunette's cheek. Before he could reach the Vongola's lips, though, a tonfa flew towards his face. He quickly jerked away before hit it him.

"Oya, oya. Was that necessary, little bird?"

"I'll bite you to death," and without waiting for a response, he lunged.

()()().*.*.*.()()()

Needless to say, when the poor brunette woke up from a loud crash, his room was already victim to World War III. It took not only himself, but also Chrome and Fon to stop the fighting that went on between Mukuro and Hibari. Neither of them had even told the reason on why they had been battling it out in Tsuna's room and after asking over and over again, the sky guardian gave up.

"Ahhh, I didn't know that sleeping would turn out making me even more tired," Tsuna groaned as he made his way to the spare eating room. It was dinner time and that meant that everyone would have to be there to eat. Before he even got to the room it was already loud with yelling and intense conversation. He took a few deep breaths before going in as well.

"Good afternoon Juudaime. Are you feeling better?" Gokudera questioned when Tsuna sat in between him and Yamamoto.

"Hai," he replied back as he got himself semi-comfortable in the chair. Tsuna could already sense the upcoming dinner disaster. He quickly scanned around the table and sighed in relief. Xanxus was not here, along with Reborn, Mukuro, and Hibari. That meant all the sadistic ones weren't here.

"Voooiiiii! Vongola brat!" Tsuna instinctively turned his head over to where Squalo was sitting. He was greeted by the long haired man's scowl of distaste. "Boss told me to tell you that the idiot fake prince and the frog trash will be attending your shitty school tomorrow!"

"O-okay," was the only response that Tsuna could muster out before Reborn came into the dining room.

The hit man walked over to Verde and whispered something into the evil scientist's ear. A grin spread across both of their faces and they left the room at the same time. A shiver went up the Vongola's spine for no apparent reason so he ignored it until the food for dinner was brought out to the table. He took a piece of the Italian bread and started to nibble on it while watching his guardians in the room eat as well.

Gokudera went right for the fettuccine pasta. It was a pretty obvious choice to Tsuna for the half Italian.

Yamamoto went for the sushi dish. Having that was probably a reminder of home for the baseball player since his dad was a sushi chef back at Namimori.

Chrome was helping Lambo eat so the table wouldn't become a victim to his five year old eating habits. Though the spaghetti was still everywhere.

He then moved his attention over to onii-san. At first glance it looked like he was eating a hamburger just fine, but Tsuna's hyper tuition told him otherwise. The brunette continued to stare at the boxer and saw that his face was slightly red and his voice was louder than usual with his excessive 'EXTREME'.

While still staring at the boxer, Tsuna grabbed his cup of water from the table and took a sip out of it. If his attention wasn't centered around the people at the table he would have figured out that the taste in the water was slightly sweeter than normal. But unfortunately, he didn't notice.

The "water" was gone within seconds and Tsuna felt sort of dizzy. Word were starting to slur together and he couldn't keep is head from out of the clouds. Fon was the first to notice the strange behavior around the table.

"Are you alright," he questioned to Tsuna when his head slightly bobbed to the side.

"Huuhhh *hick*, hewo H-Hibari. W *hick* when did you g-grow out your hair?" the brunette responded. All the other occupants to the room jerked their heads in the direction of the Vongola boss.

"J-J-Juudaime," stuttered out the silver haired teen.

Tsuna's half-lidded eyes went from the shocked Fon to Gokudera. "Hehehe." His arms made its way around Gokudera torso and said teen's face lit up in a blush.

"J-J-J-J-Juu-."

"Ushishishi, what's wrong with the peasant?" Bel said with the Cheshire grin on his face.

Right when Yamamoto was about to grab Tsuna, the brunette let go and ran out of the dining room in a fit of giggles and hiccups.

"Hahah, what just happene-," before the baseball player could finish his sentence Ryohei fell out of his chair, passed out on the ground with the cup of "water" clutched in his hands.

"This is definitely not water," said the monotone voice of Fran as he picked up the cup that was his.

Gokudera came out of his stupor and picked up his glass of this supposed "water". He took a small sip of it before it fell to the ground.

"Oh no," then he ran out of the room with Yamamoto at his heels.

()()().*.*.*.()()()

Tsuna skipped through the hallway in his hazed state and made his way to the lounge where he found an unsuspecting Mukuro watching the Sicily News. In the spur of the moment, the brunette launched himself at his mist guardian. His arms latched around Mukuro's neck and the surprise made him stand up ready to fight. When he saw the one who was on him he mentally sighed.

"Oya, oya. What are you doing Vongola?" he got the answer when he smelt the scent of sweet alcohol coming from the boy.

"P-P*hick* pineapple," the brunette rubbed his face into the mist guardians hair and before he could respond back, Tsuna unlatched himself and ran out of the room.

As he ran through the hallway once again (well it was more of a clumsy stumbling), he saw a familiar fluffy ball flying through the air.

"Hibird, Hirbird, Hibird," Tsuna sang while following the bird and trying to catch it at the same time. The yellow bird flew down to the first floor and went out of the window and Tsuna dutifully followed it. Right before the bird went up into the sakura tree in the backyard, the Vongola grabbed it in his hands gently. "Hehehehe, I caught Hibird. I caught Hibird."

…********…

Hibari looked down from the branch he had been lounging on and saw Hibird get captured in the hands of the herbivore. He obviously knew that something was wrong with the herbivore when he started to giggle annoyingly. The skylark got up and jumped down to the grass below right in front of the brunette. Tsuna looked up at Hibari's with a huge smile on his face. His eyes were half-lidded and haze, which definitely caught Hibari's attention.

"Get back inside the house, herbivore. If you don't I'll bite you t-," before he finished his sentence, the herbivore latched himself around his torso.

"Hewo H-Hib*hick* Hibari," Tsuna giggled.

The raven haired teen's mind mentally froze of a second until he regained himself and hit the herbivore on the head with one of his tonfa. Both arms let go off him and instead went towards the spot that had been hit.

"Mou, that was m-*hick* mean," the boy whined.

"Get back inside."

The flushed faced teen looked up at Hibari with a pout on his face. "But I wanna stay with Hibari."

After he said that, Tsuna took a step forward to latch himself back around Hibari but gravity seemed to be against him and he instead, tripped and fell into the raven haired teen. The force of the fall made them both fall on the ground with Tsuna on top and Hibari at the bottom.

"H-Herbivore. Get off of me now," the cloud guardian growled. Then he saw that the brunette was unconscious and slightly snoring which implied that he had passed out.

A rustling sounded in front of him as Hibari sat up with the Vongola boss in his arms. He glared in that direction when the fedora wearing hit man appeared.

"And I always thought that Tsuna would never be able to top," the hit man laughed mockingly.

()()().*.*.*.()()()

The blaring sound of the alarm clock woke Tsuna up and he groaned when a splitting headache erupted. He got up from his bed and looked at the clock to see that it read 8:22.

"Hiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee! School starts in eight minutes!" screamed the hysterical brunette and he ran to the bathroom.

Reborn leaned on the outside of Vongola boss's door and smirked to himself. He had collected some good blackmail against his student yesterday.

(TBC)

the next chapter will be actiony so stay tuned for the next installment.

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