Chapter 7: Time Warp, the Grand Finale
Apollo: And now for the grand finale! Everyone… that's right, everyone must sing in the last song, Time Warp.
As soon as everyone got to their places, the gods started the music and special effects.
Bold is Connor, italic is Thalia, underline is Grover, bold and italic is Katie, underline and italic is Will, bold and underline is Nico and Rose, regular is everyone
It's astounding, time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely
Not for very much longer
I've got to keep control
I remember doing the Time Warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me
And the void would be calling
Let's do the Time Warp again…
Let's do the Time Warp again!
It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
Put your hands on your hips
And bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane
Let's do the Time Warp again!
Let's do the Time Warp again!
It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me
So you can't see me, no not at all
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intentions
Well-secluded, I see it all
With a bit of a mind flip
You're into the time slip
And nothing can ever be the same
You're spaced out on sensation
Like you're under sedation
Let's do the Time Warp again!
Let's do the Time Warp again!
Well I was walking down the street just having-a think
When this snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pick-up truck and the Devil's eyes
He stared at me and then I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again
Let's do the Time Warp again!
Let's do the Time Warp again!
It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
Put your hands on your hips
And bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane
Let's do the Time Warp again!
Let's do the Time Warp again!
Let's do the Time Warp again!
And as the song ended, all the demigods fell to the floor.
Apollo: Fantastic! You guys sure can put on a great show!
Connor: Yeah! And we have it videotaped and recorded on Hephaestus tube!
All the demigods except Connor and Travis: What?
Travis: Connor! You idiot! That was supposed to be a secret! Now they'll kill us!
Connor: Well, Travis my dear brother, I have a perfect solution.
Travis: And what is that brilliant solution of yours?
Connor: Run!
And with that the Stoll brothers ran from the angry demigods who were going to pulverize them.
The End
