Chapter 7: Time Warp, the Grand Finale

Apollo: And now for the grand finale! Everyone… that's right, everyone must sing in the last song, Time Warp.

As soon as everyone got to their places, the gods started the music and special effects.

Bold is Connor, italic is Thalia, underline is Grover, bold and italic is Katie, underline and italic is Will, bold and underline is Nico and Rose, regular is everyone

It's astounding, time is fleeting

Madness takes its toll

But listen closely

Not for very much longer

I've got to keep control

I remember doing the Time Warp

Drinking those moments when

The blackness would hit me

And the void would be calling

Let's do the Time Warp again…

Let's do the Time Warp again!

It's just a jump to the left

And then a step to the right

Put your hands on your hips

And bring your knees in tight

But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane

Let's do the Time Warp again!

Let's do the Time Warp again!

It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me

So you can't see me, no not at all

In another dimension, with voyeuristic intentions

Well-secluded, I see it all

With a bit of a mind flip

You're into the time slip

And nothing can ever be the same

You're spaced out on sensation

Like you're under sedation

Let's do the Time Warp again!

Let's do the Time Warp again!

Well I was walking down the street just having-a think

When this snake of a guy gave me an evil wink

He shook me up, he took me by surprise

He had a pick-up truck and the Devil's eyes

He stared at me and then I felt a change

Time meant nothing, never would again

Let's do the Time Warp again!

Let's do the Time Warp again!

It's just a jump to the left

And then a step to the right

Put your hands on your hips

And bring your knees in tight

But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane

Let's do the Time Warp again!

Let's do the Time Warp again!

Let's do the Time Warp again!

And as the song ended, all the demigods fell to the floor.

Apollo: Fantastic! You guys sure can put on a great show!

Connor: Yeah! And we have it videotaped and recorded on Hephaestus tube!

All the demigods except Connor and Travis: What?

Travis: Connor! You idiot! That was supposed to be a secret! Now they'll kill us!

Connor: Well, Travis my dear brother, I have a perfect solution.

Travis: And what is that brilliant solution of yours?

Connor: Run!

And with that the Stoll brothers ran from the angry demigods who were going to pulverize them.

The End