Captains' night out

By: Moonice

Series: Bleach

Rating; T and M just for safety

Genre; Comedy/Drama

Characters; Ichigo, Jushro, Toshiro, Kenpachi, Byakuya, Soi-Fon and other characters

Summary: Have you ever wondered what would happen if five of the most stressed out captains in the soul society decided to sneak out of the Sertei and go on vacation in the human world.well I do and this is it

This is my very first fanfiction please be gentle with the ratings. Although I want to do a Hitsu/Matsu pairing I decide it would be more interesting to write a humor story first. I don't owe the creative genius behind Bleach(Tite Kubo) or any of his characters. So without further distraction I introduce my first fanfiction.By the way this takes place ten years after the battle with Aizen

Captains' night out.

Chapter 7: How To get to Vegas.

A/N: This is a short chapter that explains the situation so far. I assure you readers thought that the next chapter will be the most interesting of them all

In Time Square,New York the gang was once again lost. Well I have to admit even if we are lost across the country this is still better than Detroit. Rukia said while carrying two shopping bags that said GUESS on them. Rukia, any place was and will always be better than Detroit. Orihime added who was also carrying shopping bags. Yeah I agree with that. Anyway where is Uryu with those directions? Rukia asked. I'm right here Kuchki! Uryu replied while running to the group with a map. Hey Uryu! So where do we go?. Orihime asked. Turns out we're far from Las Vegas and by car it would take a good week before we got there. Uryu replied. We don't have a week Uryu and our bosses don't know that we left the job yet. A worried Orihime explained. I am the boss of that company stupid! Uryu replied. Well we could always ask my brother seeing that he always has something up his sleeve. Rukia stated.

Almost a quarter to five in the evening the rest of the gang had drove up to where Uryu, Rukia and Orihime were. Wow this place is such a dirty fucking trap! Ichigo shouted. I mean first this guy tries to rip me off by trying to sell me fake jewelry. Then these crackheads tried to sell heroin and cronic to us. Finally these wantabe gangster bitches tried to beat both me and Chad up. Your day had nothing on our problems. Soi-Fon said. Guys everywhere kept on grabbing our asses and asking if we could fuck them for money. Next off, these thugs came and hopelessly tried to rape Yoruichi and me but we beat em down. Well Byakuya is still doing something in the stock maket exchange today but Toshiro Kisuke and I met Santa Claus today and had to beat him up. Ukitake said. I didn't know Santa Claus actually exsisted but why did you beat him up? Orihime asked. Because fat ass mistaked me for an elf and came down just to to get me. Toshiro angrily stated.

So where's the man with no diretion and where do we stay at? Rukia asked. Remember? We left Kenpachi in Detroit so he could kill people in that riot and I guess we'll just check out in a hotel. Ichigo replied. No Ichigo I'm not staying in this city! I wanna go to Vegas and party like an American 16 year old rich girl before going back to Japan! Orihime exclaimed. Your not 16 and besides we have to wait for Kuchki. Uryu said. Just then a silver and saphire colored helicopter descended from the sky carrying a windows logo on the side. Once it landed. An escort opened the door revealing Bill Gates and Byakuya Kuchki. Wow I didn't know Byakuya had friends in the real world. Urahada said. Hello you must be Kuchki's assosiates. Well I must say your not what I expected for employes for the Sony Entertainment company in Japan but nonetheless it is a pleasure to meet you all. It is also a pleasure to meet you as well. The others replied. Well since it's along trip to Las Vegas I sujest you all come along the helicopter. Byakuya stated.

Brother how did you meet this man? Rukia asked. We meet at the party in Miami and had a discusion on whether or not the holophone should be created and how the software for it would be manufacture. Byakuya answered. Then after the conference Byakuya and I got a chance to enjoy ourselves at the party and became good friends.Bill added. He even told me that you guys were going to Vegas to have an even greater party. Kuchki told me that he needed assistance getting there but also agreed to let me tag along with you. How the hell Byakuya get to become the owner of the company and why couldn't he just use his own helicopter to trnsport us? Urahada asked. What do you mean? Bill asked. You must know that Kuchki is the new up and coming sucessor of the Sony interprises and his office building is in Japan. Byakuya then went over to Kisuke's ear and whispered," Hostile corperate takeover my friend. You honestly didn't think that the only thing I did was buy plane tickets." Well that explains the really rich friend of your now how long is this ride going to take? Kisuke asked again.

By car it would take a near four day drive but on the helicopter about six to eight hours. Bill answered. "I'm getteing impacient sir lets get your friends and go already." The pilot demanded. Okay I'm coming. If you please, come onto the chopper and we'll be in Vegas in no time. Bill said. "Well looks like you get you wish Orihime." Uryu pointed out. "Let's just get out off New York." Toshiro added. Okay we will depart shortly but there is just someone you have to see first. Byakuya stated. Alright you can come out Zeraki. Well its about got damn time you nerds stopped talking. Kenpachi said while coming out of the helicopter. ZERAKI! The rest of the group shouted in union. That's right it's me and I'm still pissed that you left me in Detroit. Seriously that place was boring as fuck. I kicked everyones ass there and the only thing they could do was throw bottles at me at try to shoo at me with weak ass pistols. Afterwards Kuchki came with this nerd and got me out of that trap of fake on the spot. So now I hear and I'm going to Vegas with the rest of you all.

Okay as long as you don't kill us all. Toshiro said. Stop bieng scary teenager and lets go. Soi-Fon ordered. Shut up! The group then got onto the aircraft and sat down. Now if you would be so kind as to bukle up I assure you that this will be a pleasnt flight. The pilot said. The passengers did as they were instructed to do and prepared for take off. Soon the helicopter took off the New York streets and began to fly into the sky on course for Las Vegas,Nevada. But little did the group know that they were being followed. Followed by a dangerous force, mysterious force, powerful force and drunkn force. Yes back in the city of Miami the ultimate fear of the captains was realized. The lieutenants of the five squads were sober, pissed and ready to bring their captains back at all cost in order to bring peace to seretei.

Why did my chibi captain leave me? Matsumoto asked while whining of sorts. It was cuddle week and he left. Stop complaining Rangiku and lets find them. Renji stated. But how can we find Ukitake and the others when we can't sense their reatsu? Kiyone asked. I don't know but that tidbit we got from that Tensai guy got us here and Mayuri said that they were wearing some invention that hid their reatsu. Well why are we sitting here on a beach? Yachiru asked. Lets get in our gigais, and go lok for Kenny and the runaways. Okay lets make it happen. Ikkaku said. The lieutenants then began their persuit on their captains while the captains and friends were on the path to partying at Vegas.

A/N: I know the ending was kinda lame but bear with me and wait. I'll have the next chapter of both "Captain's Night Out" and "Aqua Teen Bleach Force" out soon as possible. Well that's it for now.