What is This Thing Called Love?


Amazon Bunny: Okay, so I'm running out of ideas, and I may have to call it quits on this story. I'm thinking8 chapters is enough for this? It's insanely random, but I love it, so I think8 chapters oughta do it. Okay? Okay. So computer's still jacked up, blah blah blah... I'm actually really suprised that I turned an angst/tragedy fic into random humor. How'd I do it? That's something I can't even answer. And I'm the author! Wierd huh! And I apologize for me going and dying on this story...haven't updated since September! sheesh! Well, anyhoo here's the 7th chapter!

Lloyd: are you going to write another horrible chapter?

Genis: Just when you thought she killed us all in her other muse-less stories.

Amazon Bunny: God damn it, they escaped from hell! What a hassle. (flushes them back down to the world of flames and sweaty gym socks)


Needless to say, Altamira errupted in a massive flame. Screeching patrons ran ("AHHHHHHHHH!"), pushing ("AHHHHHHHHH!"), shoving ("AHHHHHHHHHHH!")to the elevator, and succeeded in getting nowhere. After all, how could you get on the elevator when everyone's shoving each other out of the way? Meteors rained down upon Altamira, like gigantic fireworks gone haywire. Explosions here and there, and screaming of people on fire filled the night air.
"OH MY DEAR FU-" one unlucky guest screamed as he was pelted with torrents of meteors. "-ING MARTEL!"
"JOHHNY BOY!" another misfortunate guest wailed as she was pelted into nothingness.
"Genis, when will the meteors stop!" Lloyd cried, rocking back and forth, tears streaming down his cheeks as he curled into a ball in the corner.
"Whenever it ends," came Genis' subtle reply amidst the chaos.

When the meteors stopped raining, a very distressed Regal came teetering out of the Lezareno company building, holding out a very (VERY) long paper.
"Complaints," he giggled maniacally. "And the bill to rebuild Altamira."
"How much?" Kratos asked very professionally. "Genis can pay."
"I hate you, Genis," Lloyd bawled.
"Hey!"
"You were the one that burnt down Altamira," said Raine. "But don't worry- if Lloyd hates you, you know I'll still love you!"
"Two billion Gald," said a very giggly Regal. "That oughta cover the expenses."
And Raine slapped Genis to the moon.

A FEW DAYS LATER
"Well, lucky for us," Raine began. "We still have quite a bit of Gald left over from the Regeneration."
"Yup, we paid it all off pretty fast," said Lloyd, still looking a bit bewildered.
"But Genis is still stuck on the moon," Kratos pointed.
As they spoke, arms crossed, sitting Indian style, Genis free-floated around in the empty space, a few feet from the surface of the moon.Candy wrappers floated around him.He sneezed and floated a bit farther away from the chunk of rock. "GOD DAMMIT!"
Meanwhile, back on the rejoined worlds---"Knowing Genis, he'd probably use Spread or something and use it as a waterslide down," Lloyd suggested.
Kratos and Raine laughed it off and said they'd find a better way than flood Lake Umacy to get the little mage down, but Lloyd stuck by his opinion stubbornly. "You'll see."
Sure enough, later that day, Lake Umacy had overflowed and drowned half the tribal groups living around it. The cause? A giant waterfall descended from the heavens and into Lake Umacy (splattering rather messily), and the already full to brimming lake flooded, and the excess water slid down the grassy hills into nearby tribes in an instant. The poor people didn't know what hit them.
Lloyd came whistling cheerfully into the hotel room, only to see the less-than-happy expressions on his parents' faces. "Did he use Explosion to dry up the water?"
Raine and Kratos nodded numbly, reaching for their travel gear.
"Well then I guessyou're going to slap him to the Sun now?"

Poor Genis.

When Raine and Kratos got ahold of him, he got a fierce beating (by Raine) and no allowance for the rest of his life (graciously given by Kratos), and bathroom duties for the next thousand years. And believe me, when you shared a house with Lloyd, bathroom duties wasn't fun.
You want a room that look like a bomb went off in it? You want a room where it looks like fifty kids with dirty shoes and paintball guns had been in it? Give Lloyd a bottle of bubble bath, rubber duckies, boats, and bars of soap at bathtime.Victoria's Secret "Love Spell" scent, please.Martel knows how many times he scrawled "THE GIANT POOPOO OF DEATH" on the toilet lidin Sharpie,how many poos he actually made before he remembered to flush, and how many times to toilet clogged.Andonly Martel knows how much waterhe needed to actually take a bath-- it was almost as if hewent swimming in the bathroom. In about four feet ofVictoria's Secretbubbles.The rubber duckies and boats went MIA,most likely amongst his dinner in the "GIANT POOPOO OF DEATH".

Poor, poor Genis.


To my reviewers:
Elvyn-Light: hahaKratos loves his rhieard insurance! yeah, people like that make me mad too! thanks for the review!

Preseathepup: lol AHHHTIDAL WAVE! AHHH EXPLOSION! poor people lol thanks for the review

Scarlet Kratos: hehe thanks! I don't mind purists too much, butwhen theystart insulting non-purists, that makes me mad. Stay off ourturf, and we'll leave yours alone, basically...don't know why they don't understand that. anyhoo, thanks for the review!

Miss Raine Sage: haha ilove kitties!katz are pretty sweet too thanks for the review

GyppyGirl2021: hehe thanks!

Lilkoifish: hmm well I understand whypeeps like kranna, but i still like kraine better! thanks for the review

shadowgirl75: ahh genis! not meteor storm! lol thanks!


Amazon Bunny: whew! another chapter down.

Genis: THAT SUCKED! YOU MADE ME HAVE BATHROOM DUTIES!

Lloyd: not just that, theentire storysucked as well.

Raine:SO RUSHED!

AmazonBunny: STOP GANGING UP ON ME! Review! I want 60 reviews before I update!please! XD