Hello, lovely people! Since I'm on break, I had some time to write and edit another chapter for you all! Unfortunately, I go back to school on Monday...but before that happens, I'll post this sparkly new chapter for you all!

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DISCLAIMER: The wonderful world of Hetalia does not belong to me...it belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya...Also, I don't own any Vocaloid songs either.

Now that my ranting is done, enjoy the chapter!

Chapter 6: Two Plans, Two Goals.

By the time the sun rose, Yao was still in the same spot as the night before. No matter how much he thought about it, or what perspective he took, he couldn't come to a sensible conclusion about his feelings for Kiku. The internet had to be wrong, it just had to be. There was no way in hell that Yao had fallen for Kiku.

No way in hell.

The sound of footsteps approaching snapped Yao out of his thoughts. He looked behind him, seeing none other then Viet.

"Good morning, Yao. What brings you here so early?" Viet greeted, smiling.

"Good morning-aru. I couldn't sleep, my sleep mode wouldn't work." Yao lied.

"Oh..perhaps you have a bug. Would you like me to check?"

Yao's eyes widened. A bug! Of course, it was so obvious! He was a machine, he could have a virus! That had to be the cause for the weird feelings Yao was having.

"Yao? Are you alright?" Viet asked, waving a hand in front of Yao's face. "I'm sorry if I offended you, I was just-"

"Oh no! Not at all-aru! Could you check me for any malfunctions?" Yao interrupted.

"Oh...sure. Please sit down on the examination table over there." Viet replied, gesturing toward a metal table. Yao hopped out of his seat, walking over to the table before sitting down again. Viet walked behind Yao, pushing his hair out of the way and revealing a metal plate. She picked up a screwdriver, flawlessly removing the screws keeping the metal plate in place.

"So, what makes you think you have an error? Well, besides your sleep mode not functioning properly." Viet asked, removing the plate and putting it to the side. She grabbed a wire and stuck it into the electrical socket revealed after the removal of the metal plate.

"I'm not sure. Lately I've just been spacing out a lot." Yao lied.

"I see. Well, let's see if anything is wrong." Viet said, checking if everything was secure before walking over to her computer. She typed for a few moments and pressed the enter key, waiting for the results.

"Is anything wrong-aru?" Yao asked.

"Hm...so far, no. However, the scan isn't completed yet." Viet answered, staring at the screen before her.

After about five minutes, nothing changed. Aside from the speech tic Yao had, no other errors were found.

"Well, this is a good sign. There are no errors on your system." Viet said, smiling. She didn't want to tell him about the speech malfunction she caused.

"Oh...that's great-aru." Yao said, conjuring up a fake smile. However, his thoughts were close to a state of panic.

'Impossible! If there are no errors, then what are with these feelings?' he thought, fingers drumming against the metal table. There had to be some other explanation, there just had to be!

"Yes, it's good that there's no damage to your system. Whoever must've owned you before took good care of you." Viet said, removing the wire and screwing the plate back in place. Yao's breath hitched in his throat.

"Er...yeah-aru. He sure did."

"Oh! I'm sorry! Did I bring up some bad memories?" Viet asked, realizing what she had just said.

"No...it's fine-aru." Yao replied, only making Viet give him a sympathetic look.

However, before the situation could get anymore awkward, Yong Soo entered the room.

"Good morning everyone-da ze!" Yong Soo greeted, waving.

"Hello, Yong Soo. How is everything?" Viet asked.

"Morning-aru." Yao greeted back.

"Everything is great-da ze!" Yong Soo said, doing a twirl and making Viet giggle.

"Someone is happy." she giggled.

"Of course-da ze!"

"Oh! By the way, are the others up yet?" Viet asked. Yong Soo only shook his head.

"No-da ze. They were still sleeping when I left the room."

"I guess I'll go get them. I'll be right back." Viet said, sighing. She walked out of the room, leaving both androids alone. Yong Soo took this opportunity to hop over to Yao and start telling him about his plan.

"Bro! I thought about the best plan last night! I thought of how to get Kaoru to fall in love with me!" the Korean unit told Yao, bouncing up and down.

"Alright-aru, what is it?"

"I can hire a gang and I can tell them to attack Kaoru, and then I can save him-da ze!"

"...What-aru?"

"Yeah, I know! Awesome plan, right-daze? Well, I guess that's not surprising, because awesome plans originated in Korea!" Yong Soo boasted, only earning a nervous chuckle from Yao.

'That plan will kill Kaoru...or at least seriously injure him...' the Chinese unit thought.

"Um...how about another plan instead?" Yao suggested.

"What's wrong with my plan-da ze?" Yong Soo pouted.

"Well...Kaoru could get seriously damaged from it-aru..."

"But as long as I pay the gang, nothing bad will happen-da ze. Gangs listen to their employers."

"No-aru. They listen to themselves or their leader. Let's think of another plan-aru, you don't want Kaoru to get hurt, do you? We want a plan that we have complete control over."

"Like what-da ze?"

"Well...uh...maybe Kaoru can get lost somewhere and you can find him and guide Kaoru on a date that he doesn't know is a date and...yeah-aru." Yao said, mentally face palming.

'Dammit, Yao! That is a retarded plan!' he thought to himself.

"That sounds like a great plan-da ze!" Yong Soo replied.

Apparently, Yao and Yong Soo's definitions of the word 'retarded' were very different.

"Really-aru?"

"Yeah! You can take him shopping for...something and I can stalk you both and you can ditch him and then I'll save him and then-" Yong Soo was cut off by Yao.

"Woah-aru. Talk a little slower, you're talking too fast."

"AND THEN HE'LL LOVE ME!" Yong Soo shouted, finishing. A grin found its way onto the Korean unit's face.

"Alright-aru. We'll need to plan this out better though."

"Yeah, yeah. We'll do that sometime-da ze."

"Well, we should do it relatively soon-aru."

"It'll be fine, bro! We already have a basic plan-da ze!"

"Well, that's true-aru, but-" Yao was interrupted by Viet.

"We're back everyone!" she called, dragging Mei and Kaoru with her.

Behind the Vietnamese woman, Mei and Kaoru looked like they were still half asleep. Kaoru was blinking a lot and looking around the room, dazed. Mei, however, was struggling to keep her eyes open.

"Hm? What's wrong-da ze? Your sleep mode is malfunctioning?" Yong Soo asked, noticing Kaoru and Mei were still tired.

"No. My functions are working just fine, thank you." Kaoru countered, now wide awake. Mei only nodded, rubbing her eyes.

"What he said." she replied.

"Okay, everyone, gather round! We need to talk about our next course of action." Viet announced, standing in the center of the room.

All at once, the androids crowded around Viet. Yong Soo dragged a chair over and sat down, once again trying to pull Kaoru on his lap, only to have the Chinese android avoid him and move toward Yao. Said Chinese android chose to stand along with Kaoru. Mei also dragged a chair, plopping down in it without a word.

"Alright, now that everyone is settled down, let's begin. So as you all know, a few weeks ago, we successfully destroyed two more branches of Europa." Viet began, taking a breath before continuing.

"Although we did make a dent in the organization, I feel as though we need to aim bigger."

"What do you mean by 'aiming bigger'?" Kaoru asked.

"Well, I meant we should go for a branch with a larger influence over the company." Viet replied, scratching her head nervously.

"You mean...no..." Kaoru said, eyes widening.

"Actually, I meant we should go for the English branch.." Viet said.

"What? Mas- I mean, Viet, please forgive me if this sounds...disrespectful, but the English branch will have an army of battle droids. There will be absolutely no way we'll be able to defeat the android army that branch is sure to have." Kaoru argued.

"Kaoru, that's not necessarily true. It is true, we do have smaller numbers, but, without the brains to back the brawn up, the army is useless. Believe me, wit is something Alfred F. Jones doesn't have much of." Viet countered.

"Wait, isn't Alfred F. Jones the leader of a whole sector of Europa-aru? What makes you think he isn't intelligent?" Yao questioned, puzzled.

"Well, you haven't seen some of the things he has said..." Viet replied, giggling quietly to herself. "If you ask me, he isn't really meant to be a leader of Europa...he has fine leadership skills, but he's childish. He's unfit to run a branch of Europa."

"Huh?" Yao said, tilting his head.

"The only reason he's leader is because his father was the leader before. Alfred F. Jones took over the branch at a relatively young age, like in his early twenties or something. He was unprepared for the responsibility, to say the least." Viet explained.

"So...how is he not dead already?" Mei queried.

"His androids. He probably asks them for help." Viet answered.

"So do you think that it'll be easier because he's an idiot?" Mei asked.

"No, Europa is paranoid now. The company is probably mass producing battle droids as we speak."

"But how will we kill Jones then?" Kaoru questioned.

"Ooh! Ooh! Will there be another banquet-da ze?" Yong Soo added.

"No, Yong Soo. There won't be any more banquets...like I said earlier, Europa is paranoid. They figured out last time that someone snuck in and assassinated Romano and Gilbert. So, it's only natural they they don't want anyone from the outside going near Mr. Jones. So, we'll have to sneak in." Viet answered.

"But how on earth are we going to sneak in? Their defenses are going to be difficult to break through." Kaoru countered.

"Maybe, but I have someone on the inside." Viet replied, winking.

"Hm? Who would that be?" Kaoru asked, quirking an eyebrow.

"My friend from school, Elizabeta."

"Oh..."

"Elizabeta will make us fake IDs and then bam! We'll be in. We just need to create some disguises for ourselves." Viet said.

"Do you have the IDs?" Mei asked.

"Nope! We have to wait until we get them in the mail!" Viet answered. Mei only sighed.

"Oh...alright."

"In the mean time, we can shop around for disguises! We'll need western like clothing." Viet said.

"We're in China-aru...will they even have Western clothing?"

"We'll never know unless we try! We shall start looking tomorrow! I can go with Mei and you guys can go together." Viet said, smiling.

"W-wait! Why do I have to go with him?" Kaoru asked, pointing at Yong Soo.

"Because you guys should get together?" Mei answered.

"No!" Kaoru argued.

"Yes, Kaoru. You need to stop denying your love for Yong Soo." Mei argued.

"There is none!"

While the two Chinese units were quarreling, Yao looked over at Yong Soo, who had a creepy grin on his face. The look slightly unnerved Yao. He quickly turned his attention back to the feud, seeing Viet was putting a stop to it.

"Now you two, quiet down. Mei, stop teasing Kaoru about having a crush on Yong Soo." Viet scolded.

"Thank y- wait! I don't have a crush on him." Kaoru protested.

"Now Kaoru, there is nothing wrong with being gay." Viet stated. "Your sexuality doesn't change who you are."

"Oh for the love of.." Kaoru pouted.

"See? Even Viet can see you love him!" Mei retorted, crossing her arms.

"Oh quiet, Mei." Kaoru huffed.

"Um...can we continue talking about our raid-aru?" Yao chimed in.

"Oh! I'm sorry everyone, I went way off topic." Viet apologized. "So, tomorrow, we'll all go shopping! And then we will find disguises."

"Shouldn't we just use our outfits from last time-aru?"

"Hm...no, if we did that, someone might remember us from the banquet in Rome." Viet answered.

"Shouldn't we wait for the IDs to come in before we get our outfits together-aru?"

"Well, Elizabeta said she sent them a week ago...so, they should come in pretty soon!"

"I should hope so-aru."

"Oh don't worry, Yao! You did great last time and everything will be just fine." Viet tried to reassure Yao, patting his shoulder.

"Thanks-aru." Yao said, unsure.

No matter how hard he tried to ignore it, Yao had an awful feeling something was going to go wrong.

Horribly wrong.

And that is the end of this chapter! I hope you all enjoyed it! I will try to write and edit the next chapter as soon as possible, but I apologize in advance because the next chapter will probably take a while because of school and life in general.

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Anyway, I shall leave you all with that mental image! Have a wonderful day filled with pies and...cute animals...yeah.

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