Plot: When he's alone at home, or when he can't sleep while his little lover is snoring noisily, Yuki Eiri is bored. So he talks to Shuichi... in his own way...! Eiri x shu
Disclaimer: *takes a glance at volume 11 next to me* No, still can't see my name on the cover...
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As I've already said, i don't think i'll be able to write everyday, but at least i'll try to update whenever i can! :)
Please bear in mind that I'm French, hence the English mistakes! ;-)
November 24th
10.47am
I was sleeping like a log when the phone rang. Thought it was you, and was about to yell at you. But it was Tohma and it annoyed me even more.
"Eiri-san… Does everyone hate me?"
His question took me by surprise. What the fuck? Waking me up at 10.30am to talk such nonsense!!
"No, not everyone, Tohma. Only 99,99% of the population. Can I go back to sleep now?" I snapped at him.
"That's what I thought…"
He sighed and it took me several long seconds to realize he was actually sobbing. Just my luck! I sighed too.
"Alright… What happened this time? Did you receive anthrax in your mail this morning?"
"My birthday was on the 20th and no one wished me. Not even Mika-san. Well, Sakano-san actually did and even gave me flowers and heart-shaped chocolates but I'm not sure it's a good thing…"
Flowers and heart-shaped chocolates??!! Yuck!!!
"I thought you would have remembered but…" He went on.
"And how the Hell was I supposed to remember that??!!"
"Well, you'd never forgotten it before"
"Yeah, well, maybe it has something to do with the fact you would always pop in with a birthday cake?? Helps a lot to remember the date! Look, if it's any consolation, I don't even remember Shuichi's birthday! Last year, the brat had to leave notes everywhere to make sure I would remember it. He even wrote the date on every toilet paper sheet. And I got used to the notes so I didn't even pay them any attention anymore and I ended up forgetting his birthday. He was in such a rage I thought he was going to saw me!"
"Am I such a bad person that even my wife doesn't wish me a happy birthday?"
Jesus! I already have enough to deal with your angst, so I don't need my brother-in-law's!
There was only one way to get rid of him.
"Listen, Oni-san, I'm really sorry, okay? Happy Birthday!"
"Why, thank you, Eiri-san!! I'm sorry, I gotta go, got a meeting in ten minutes, but I'll call you back again later!!"
I knew it would work. It always works with you too when I say I'm sorry even if I'm not sorry at all. At least it makes you stop jabbering.
11.12am
Tohma is down in the dumps and because I am a good boy, I'm gonna help him and spice up his life a little.
Alright, in other words, I want to take revenge on him for having awoken me.
Here's the copy-and-paste of the message I've just posted on Bad Luck's message boards.
"Hey people! I've got Shuichi-kun's number!!! Believe me, I got it from a reliable source! If you want it, send me a personal message!"
I do believe your fans are stupid enough to fall for it.
Of course, I won't give them your number, I'll give them Seguchi's number instead! He only gave it to a very few persons, so I can't wait to see how mad he's gonna be when he receives dozens of fangirls' calls.
Yeah, well, I'm a moron. No big news here.
11.23am
I've already got a mail in my mailbox saying I've received a personal message on Bad Luck's forum and that I have to click on the link if I want to read it (what a brain teaser!!). Let's see…
Personal message from Sakuma Ryuichi sent on Monday, November 24th, 11.21am
Subject: GIVE IT TO ME!!!
Hello I-love-my-glory-hole.5,
I already have Shu-chan's number, but Kumagoro doesn't and he wants it, so please, give it to me! Na no da! Or then trade it for my autograph! And I'll give you my ring too! I have lots of them!
LOVE xxx
RYU-CHAN
This guy is so stupid I sometimes wonder if he's real.
2.31pm
Alright, I've received a fair amount of messages and replied to all of them. It should bear fruit soon, if it's not already done. Mwahahaha!!
Still four hours to go before you come back…
5.45pm
I'm off to pick you up at the airport.
I've cleaned up the flat (which really was in a mess), cooked your favourite meal for dinner and put on my best suit with that shirt you love so much. Yeah, the one which cost me a fortune at the dry cleaners' last time you spilled ketchup on it.
I haven't even told you I'd come to pick you up. I hope you'll enjoy the surprise.
Dammit, I feel like I'm going on a first date. I'm both excited and worried. And my heart is pounding!
To be honest, I never felt like that with anyone before. Not even with Kitazawa.
I wonder if you realize how much you have changed me. You have taught me what real love was, even though I hate to admit it.
11.55pm
I'll always remember your smile when your eyes met mine in the airport.
"I wanted to make sure you'd come back home as quickly as possible"
Your eyes filled with tears of joy.
"So you missed me that much? I knew it! KAWAiiiiiiiii!!!"
"Yeah, sure. Haven't had sex in three days so my balls hurt"
"Yukiiiiii!! You bastard!! I hate you!!"
Ah well, you know I always have to kill the mood, don't you?
I just can't help it. Just as if I was afraid that nice words could escape my mouth. Why? I don't know. Or I know too well, more like.
I'm afraid to love. I still find it hard to get used to the idea that someone can actually love me, for real, for what I was, what I am and what I will be, so everything in its own time I reckon…
Look what you're doing! I'm turning into a lovey-dovey prat!
Oh well, fuck my pride. I'll tell you here: it's good to have you back at home. And this is a huge understatement.
You're now sleeping AND snoring, but it doesn't annoy me. I'd even say it calms me down (Now I really fear for my mental health)
Oh my! You look like you're going to sleep an entire week!
And we only did it three times!
Amateur!
Thanks for reading! Whether you like this story or not, reviews are always welcome! :-)
This chapter is dedicated to Seguchi Tohma, because he's my second favourite character (First one is Eiri) and I too, forgot about his birthday and only found out today. That's what actually inspired me the first part of this chapter, hehe!! Please Tohmaaaaaa, forgive me!!! :-p
