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Chapter 7
Previously…
Miko got beaten up. Then Onigiri got mad…
Suddenly I jumped at the enemy, my big zanpakto raised over my head and ready to slash him. But he dodged all my attacks effortlessly.
"Damn," I said. "I have to use my shikai."
Then I made a cool pose and prepared to release my shikai but the black armored guy stopped me by kicking my shins. And then he unmasked himself to reveal that he was a hollow without a mask or an arrancar!
"That's impossible!" I gasped. "All the arrancar are dead!"
The arrancar laughed and said, "I am Daisatsu Vega, the secret ultimate arrancar. You can't beat me with that useless zanpakto!"
"You bastard…You killed my parents!" I screamed!
"Uh, no I didn't." He said.
"I don't care! I just need some stupid reason to fight you!" I admitted. Then I said, "Now I will use my shikai!"
Daisatsu waited for a few seconds, and finally asked, "So, you going to release your shikai yet?"
"Yes!" I said. "Just let me remember what I was supposed to say." Then I groped around inside Miko's clothes to find her e-tablet. I ran a search for Otomerekka's shikai release command and once I figured it out I stuck the e-tablet back into her clothes.
"Ok," I said. "I'm ready now! Blaze in passion, Otomerekka!"
Suddenly a big surge of power and light surrounded my huge sword and it transformed into a white magnum revolver.
"So that's your shikai?" Said Daisatsu. "That's certainly unique among shinigami, but you'll still need ammo." Then he laughed mockingly.
"Wrong," I said smugly. "My zanpakto used my compacted reiatsu to fire spirit bullets. And," I said with a grin, "They travel near lightspeed and are guided. Now you will pay for what you did to Miko!"
"What did he do to me?" Asked Miko.
"He killed your parents and made you eat lowfat nachos!" I yelled. "I will never forgive him!"
"Uh, no I didn't." Daisatsu said.
"What are you talking about?" Miko asked.
Then I noticed that Miko recovered and released her zanpakto to shikai form.
"A shinigami with a bladefan zanpakto? You two certainly make an intriguing pair, but you are both still too weak. It would take at least three captains to match me. I'm just toying with you to demonstrate just how much of a complete badass I am. But instead of finishing you off right now I will help the author buy some time by sending my weak underlings at you. That way you will have a couple chapters about you fighting my underlings and gradually getting stronger so you can face me." And then he laughed mockingly.
"Stop! I won't let you do that!" I screamed. I charged up Otomerekka and fired at him. He flicked a finger and cancelled the shot. "What the f…" I said.
"You are too weak. Get better before challenging me again." Said Daisatsu.
"Fine! I'll be back!" I said.
"Onigiri-kun, we can't seriously be letting him have his way with Soul Society! That could mean the end of the world! And if the world ends, you would be gone too!" Said Miko.
"Good point. Hey Daisatsu, what will you do in the meantime?" I asked.
He shrugged. "I'll help out with the gardening here."
I turned back to Miko. "See? Let's go and train then."
Then Daisatsu left. Miko looked at me and said, "Let's train so you can beat him then." She gave me a thumbs up and sealed her zanpakto.
"You're one to talk. You only got beaten up back there. And what was that 'shock a ho' thing you did?" I asked angrily.
"That's kido." She said.
"That's dumb." I said, as I prepared to grow stronger…
To be continued…
