Everyone: NO! AND SIT DOWN!
Narrator: FINE! But if I die of starvation in the next 5 minutes, its all your fault! *rubs beer belly*
Edward: *throws Billy off lap* Look. We all know who she's gonna choose, so can't we just get this over with?
Billy: I feel sad, rejected and a little hungry *eyes narrator's empty popcorn wrapper*
Bella: THE GUY I CHOOSE IS CHARLIE!
*awkward shocked silence*
Producer: *whistles* Incest.....
Bella: You don't understand. I'm so over relationships right now. *turns to Charlie* Daddy, I wanna be tucked into bed at night with a bedtime story again, I wanna have fluffy bunny pajamas! I wanna juicy! *starts crying* Ba ba ba blanky!
Charlie: Aw. Come on now. *picks up Bella* Go to sleeeeep, go to sleeeep go to sleeeep little Bella!
Edward: I...I don't beleive it....
Alice: *Rips off moustache* Well I did. He-loo! Fortune teller, remember!?
Edward: Bu...Bu...but...lamby....stupid.....lifey...now..now.....volvo....
Myboyfriendedwardsparkles: There there. I'll be your lamb!
Edward: ITS NOT THE SAME! YOU DON'T SMELL LIKE STRAWBERRY SHAMPOO!
MyboyfriendEdwardsparkles: *lathers self in Bella's shampoo.* are we all good now?
Edward: Oh. Yup. Isle Esme?
MyboyfriendEdwardsparkles: Will there be pillows and headboards?
Edward: Sure.
*MyboyfriendEdwardsparkles and Edward skip off into the sunset*
Billy: C...come back.
Mike: I know how you feel.
Billy: Wanna go lie in the freezer?
Mike: Yuppers. And Ice-cream for dessert.
*Mike and Billy hide in freezer*
Alice: Hmmm....crystal ball gazing time for me, me thinks.
*Alice skips off*
Narrator: Hmmmm....so does this mean I can have a microwave popcorn break?
Yay! All done! The end! Over!
But is it?
I wanna do another one!
I'm still attached!
Maybe one with Carlisle? With a different reality show?
Or are you sick of it?
Let me know what you think.
Untill next time!
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