HELLLLOOOO! Look who decided to double post this chizz today.

Short FF about Sikowitz's class with some Beck/Jade morning fluff. Fun. I'm truly sorry if this majorly sucks, but my life's about to hit the fan in a shitty way, so cut me a little slack, K? Thanks. That's why I love you people.

Oh, I know I'm slowly becoming notorious for my ridiculously long A/Ns, but I'd just like to thank everyone who read and reviewed this. You all make me happy and deserve cookies and unicorns and rainbows and other Cat-like things.

So yeah, I hope at least a few of you get some giggles out of this. I don't know why I've been on such a sex kick lately, dang. You dear readers seem to like it though, and you all seem okay with having to forgive me over and over again.

Disclaimer: Is this really necessary? I don't own Vitorious or anything else recognizable. There, thanks for deepening my depressed mood.


"Ugh! Would someone turn off the sun!" Beck throws an arm over his eyes.

"They're called curtains, Beck." I say, rolling my eyes.

"I had curtains." He complains. "Until you shredded them with your scissors."

"If you hadn't answered the phone when she called I wouldn't have had to destroy them!" I retort, getting up.

It's true. I wouldn't have murdered those hideous things if he hadn't talked to her. Well, I probably wouldn't have anyway. They were pretty hideous...

Two arms snake around my waist and pull me back down. "Don't leave." My boyfriend begs, his lips against my ear.

"Don't be such a pansy." I scold him even though the begging is more than a little sexy. "We're going to be late for school."

"You hate school." He mutters.

"Beck, let go." I command him, because if he doesn't stop it with all the sexy whispering I'm gonna give in and be way late for Sikowitz's class.

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?" He fingers the edge of my cami.

"Give me one good reason." I counter.

Damn. He's just too good; he's almost got me. Not that I'd ever let him know that.

Beck chuckles and his lips ghost over my neck. "Because you like morning sex."

I like any kind of sex with Beck, but that's not something to think about when I'm trying not to give in. Because if I do, then he wins, and Jade West wasn't the one who called the shots. And that, little readers is never a good thing.


Yeah... So let's not admit that he won and I let him do me before we left for school. Because it totally didn't happen. As long as no one says a word. I feel like I should remind you that if you do say anything, I will retaliate in a way that will make you sad for a looong time.

"Beck. Jade. You're late." Sikowitz announces as we walk in and take a seat in the back.

Our teacher takes a sip from the pink straw he's shoved in his coconut. "Get on the stage and give me a good explanation."

I shrug and join a small gaggle of kids on the stage. "Beck wanted morning sex."

The expressions on my so-called classmates' faces are hilarious, but the blush on Beck's is priceless. "Jade!" he protests. "You didn't have to tell them that!"

I shrug again, laughing internally at the crimson of Vega's hideous face. "It was your fault we were late."

"Didn't hear you complaining." he mutters.

I can't help but smirk. Actually, I did complain a little at first because I was a few missed days away from suspension, but I'm not going to say that to our already shell-shocked class. At least not until Beck follows up his little statement with: "All I heard was squealing."

"I do not squeal." I insist, sending him an evil glare.

"And moaning."

"Shut up!"

"And screaming."

"Beck!" I cover his mouth with my hand.

Beck grins and his muffled reply can still be easily heard through my hand. "Yep, it sounded a bit like that."

I slap him across the face, but he just keeps smiling. But I did leave a red hand print on his cheek. Good. He deserves it. Sort of.

"Thank you, Jade and Beck for letting us in on your sex life." Sikowitz cuts in as if he's not an adult who should probably be concerned that two of his sixteen year old students get more action than he does. "Now, you're all partying Hospice patients!"

Wow. My life is a joke.


So yeah. That sucked. Sorry, you people deserve better than that. I'll try harder next time.

Happy Early Thanksgiving!

~Calvin Munro

P.S. If you like the double posting, review and I just may do it again. This one was won for you by tsttoain, GABGM, lizandavanforever3, and mitzyspain, who all left reviews that made my terrible day better :)

Shitty Prize, huh?