D.Gray-Man No es mío y nunca va a ser mío. D.Gray-Man is not mine and never Hill be mine.

This chapter is shorter, but I'm happy with it. It said what it needed to say.


Previously on Sorpresando Amor:

He [Kanda leaned in and kissed her on the lips. 'What the Hell am I doing?! I'm gay, or am I? Hell, I don't care anymore! This feels good.' Allen returned the kiss. It must have been enjoyable for her too.

"What's going on?" Reever inquired of Lavi in a tired and frustrated voice. "I heard a yell…Why are you hopping on one foot?"

"Lenalee broke the other one!"

"…will you kiss me, Miranda?" Lenalee wasn't sure weather the expression on Miranda's face was one of shock, fear, or even disgust. "I know it sounds odd, but I'm trying to figure out if I'm a lesbian. I like Allen, but she is a girl."

"WHAT?" Miranda gasped. She looked like she was about to faint.

Capitulo Siete: Haz Me un Favor.

Chapter Seven: Do Me a Favor.

"Allen is a girl!" Miranda squeaked. She had recovered enough composure to remain upright, but was still taken aback.

"Yes." Lenalee did not want to talk about Allen. She wanted to figure out her sexual preference. "So, will you kiss me, so that I can know weather I'm homosexual or not?"

Miranda leaned in close to Lenalee and pecked her on the cheek. It was not the passionate kiss that Lenalee had wanted. It was more like a kiss between family members. "It wouldn't be proper. I'm over the age of consent and you aren't. You're confused. A kiss from me will not help you. You don't need to figure this out right now. You have plenty of time."

Lenalee was shocked at first, but she smiled at Miranda. "Thank you. That was more helpful than I thought. If you haven't had dinner, we could go get some together."

"That sounds great. I was looking for the dining hall, but I think I'm a little lost." They both laughed softly and walked off toward the cafeteria.

o0o0o

Reever was looking at an x-ray of Lavi's right foot. "You were right. Your foot is broken. You have a comminuted fracture on the most medial metatarsal and a greenstick fracture on the one beside it 1. She really did a number on you…how?"

"She shut a door on my foot…hard," he replied bitterly.

"What did you do to her?" Reever was still scrutinizing the x-ray.

"Damned if I know! I just went to talk to her!" Lavi sat in a chair with his arms crossed over his chest. "Women are so fickle and bitchy."

"Well, maybe if you didn't act like such a man-slut, she'd be more personable. I think you've toyed with her feelings." Reever had listened to more than his share of Komui's complaints about Lavi as the over-protective brother filled out paperwork with Bookman.

"Man-slut?" Lavi couldn't decide weather he was more offended or amused by the remark. "But I never did anything to her…"

"Physically, no, but psychologically, yes. She likes you, or at least she did…" Reever moved over to observe Lavi's swollen foot. "Once the swelling goes down, we'll put a cast on that. Would you like something for the pain?"

"What do you think?" Lavi said with a grimace, "I can't even wiggle my big toe."

"Well, I'll wrap your foot for now and give you crutches." Upon seeing the sour expression on Lavi's face he added, "It's the best I can do for now."

As Lavi watched Reever silently wrap his foot he asked, "Can we not tell people how I broke my foot? It's a little embarrassing."

Reever chuckled, "Sure, but they'll eventually figure it out. Here, take one of the pills in this bottle every four hours." He handed Lavi the bottle and a pair of crutches.

o0o0o

"Mmph…mm…oh…Kanda" Allen was lying on her back. Kanda was leaning over her slowly trailing his kisses lower and lower down her face and neck. "Kanda…Stop" Kanda ceased and sat up.

"Sorry, I got a little…carried away." He didn't need or want to apologize, but he did so nonetheless.

"It's OK. Thank you for stopping. I liked it, but I'm not ready. I don't know what or how to feel!" She rolled over onto her side. "Why are you being nice? It's not like you to be caring or kind."

He looked at her. "I don't know…why did you tell me first?"

Allen's face reddened a little. "Um, there's something about you that makes me want to tell you things…"

"Huh, Lenalee does the same thing. There's an official in the order whom she loathes and fears. She always seeks comfort in my company, when he is here."

"Really?" Allen let out a quiet giggle. "The other reason was that I was mad at Lavi and wanted you to beat him up."

"I guessed as much," Kanda replied with a smirk.

"Hey, Kanda," Allen turned her face towards his, "Would you mind staying with me tonight. It'd be just for company…something more sensual than sexual."

"I suppose. I'll go get my night clothes." With that, he left Allen alone with her thoughts.

o0o0o

"For genetic records, do you happen to know the names of Lavi's biological parents?" Komui was not enjoying the added work Lavi and Allen's love fest had brought him. Bookman nodded slowly. "Who are they, then?"

"This is just between you and me. I've taken care to erase the records. We will make up something for the paperwork. You will not write this down, understood?" Bookman's eyes shone with an ineffable intensity as he spoke. Komui grudgingly agreed. "His mother's name was Maria. She died during childbirth. His father is Cross Marian."

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1 The long bone that leads to his big toe is shattered. The long bone beside it is partially broken, but not completely. I imagined those doors as being heavy.

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