Response time: Psyche! Ha! I'm yanking your chains, because there isn't anything to respond to today! It makes me feel so lonely...*goes to cry in a corner* On with the story!

Chapter 7: Puzzling Cubes

After leaving the room, everyone came across an elevator. The Wonkas instructed them to stay close, as this was an elevator that could travel in many directions instead of just up and down. They pressed a button labeled, "Square Candies" and the elevator darted in very random directions. Mike 71 grabbed hold of his mother, saying, "I hate heights!" Mike 05 did the unexpected, putting his hand on Mike 71's shoulder and saying, "It's all right bro, we're here for you." Everyone got in and gave Mike 71 a group hug, but then the elevator made a sudden stop and everyone fell on the floor. The children all let out a simultaneous "Ow!" Wonka 05 excitedly stated, "Sorry, but this is my favorite room." They came to a room labeled, "Square Candies that Look Round." Everyone looked in the window and were confused. The candies weren't round, they were square.

"Those candies are square," said Violet 05, scratching her head. But Wonka 05 disagreed, "They most certainly look round." Mike 05 was not convinced. "They most certainly do not look round." But the Wonkas agreed that they looked round. Mike 71 asked, "It is possible if we believe hard enough, they will look round?" To which Wonka 71 responded, "No, they look round regardless." Everyone began to become angry, arguing over these candies "looking round." Finally Violet 05 said, "Wait a minute! Look at their eyes!" Everyone saw their eyes were moving clockwise. Suddenly, it hit them: "Square Candies that Look 'Round." After realizing the joke, everyone burst out in laughter. The Wonkas then ushered everyone back into the elevator, explaining that there was much more to see.

I stood there and said, "Took them long enough. I figured that one out so long ago, I realized it might not be a good idea for the Wonkas to be selling candies that are sentient."

Hope you all enjoyed this short little chapter! Have a great day!