Chapter 7 Cerulean City Gym
Mini story.
After chapter 6 we return at the same shitty place yep now there is swearing but no F bombs due to it being a T rating. "Is this the gym?" asked Ash. "Yes!" said Brock. "Oh god.." said Misty. So they just go in. 3 people are in the distance. "Hi sisties…" Their names were all Sisty. "Why would you all be called Sisty? I think your mum is retarded" said Brock. (When I say sisty said or something like that you think of what sisty they are talking too cause I don't care.) Sisty replies with "Yeah she is. Oh hi Misty. Who is this boy?" "I`m Ash Ketchum.". The Sisties looked at him and said "Here take this badge! It is evidence you beat us in this gym." Misty shouted "BUT YOU DID NOT EVEN BATTLE!" "But our Pokémon are dead." Replied Sisty. "...what?" said Misty. "Yeah uhh… some guy came in and we wanted to challenge him, so we did and… he was cute and stuff but he won so we gave him the badge, then our Pokémon fainted but someone was too lazy to take them to Nurse Joy "HEY IT WAS NOT MY FAULT SISTY" it was Sisty stop lying.". Misty replied with "WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE THEM TO THE POKEMON CENTRE?" "Oh cause Sisty didn't". Misty had an idea "Maybe I could battle ash cause I live here too you know, and maybe if he wins against me he gets the badge. Ash lets fight!". Ash got excited and threw out his Pidgeotto. And because I want to ruin your life im gonna skip the battle. "What… Ash you beat me…." "YAY!" said Ash. "Hey Ash its me Sisty look at me! Here is your badge for beating up my stupid sister`s pokemon! I really like you "Me too "me three" no I like him the best!" Stop Sisties! Here is your badge Ash and thanks for defeating our sister who sucks!" Ash took the badge and said "I don't like Misty either." "ASH!" and so they walk down another road to Vermillion City to find the gym leader Surge, many thing will continue to happen on their journey to make Ash the biggest Retard ever!
