My Boyfriend is a T-Rex
By: Aubrie1234
HIS COMMON SENSE
When Matthew came home that day, he was surprised to find Gilbert still there, but now rummaging through his trash. With gloves on?
"Gil? What are you doing?" Gilbert glanced up to see him, then went back to the trash, "Are you playing with it?"
"Nope. I'm separating it!"
"You are?" Matthew's eyebrows rose as he began to think Gilbert was recycling. The albino picked up a can and sniffed at it.
"Everyone just throws stuff away without another thought, you know? So unawesome! You've got to separate it!"
Wow. I didn't know Gil had a sense of civil duty. I thought he was crude, but I guess I was wrong... Gilbert suddenly waved the can in Matthew's face.
"See this? This is unawesomely inedible!" he threw it over his shoulder and pulled a fish skeleton out of the trash, "This, on the other hand-"
"Ooookay, how about some ice cream? That's much better than a fish skeleton! Here, you can have my popsicle!" Gilbert blinked.
"Why? I've got some...tasty fish right here!" Gilbert grimaced at the word 'tasty.' Matthew shoved his popsicle into the T-Rex's face.
"Please, please eat it?!"
"Okay, okay! You win, Birdie." Gilbert took the popsicle and began licking it as he covered the trash can with its lid. Matthew sighed in relief.
Now he hopefully won't get sick. And doesn't he have any food at his place to eat?! I don't blame him for not going into restaurants, they would kick him out since he doesn't have any clothes!
Another strip! Woo! Read and review, please!
