"Test 497 Commencing" The artificial voice of the "Dumb" A.I responded in its designated happy tone, never changing and always annoying. It sighed and leaned back into the chair as the A.I began the test once more. Each test around lasted 45 minutes, and so far almost 10 days had passed since the tests first started. It did its best to pass the time, the activities ranged from writing new code, playing chess with the facility's resident dumb "A.I", and watching videos of a domesticated organic species known as "Cats".

*RNK*

The sound of the automatic door opening caught it's attention, it looked through the camera feed for the the room and saw that it was Doctor Polendina.

"I can only assume by the sounds of kittens there has been no progress?" the Doctor asked, already knowing the answer.

"Correct."

"Bored?"

"Correct."

"Homosexual"

"Correct."

It stopped and processed the event that just occured, and chose an appropriate response.

"Cunt."

The doctor let out a soft a chuckle before taking a seat besides it, "For a hyper-intelligent A.I you can be quite easy to tease" the doctor continued before letting out another chuckle and checked the console in front of the two.

"..."

"..."

The sounds of a console whirring away, the taping of holographic buttons, and mewing of kittens filled the silence.

"So…" the doctor began, "how are you?"

The synthetic turned their body's head to look at the doctor, even though they could look at him through the cameras.

"To be blunt, this unit is bored"

"There it is again" Polendina said as they checked a screen before typing away on a keyboard, and by the sound of their tone they were somewhat annoyed by the Synths response.

"What do you mean by 'there it is again" the 106 questioned, curious by the doctors behavior.

"You always refer to yourself, well it's not only you, as 'this unit'"

"Because, saying 'this units' is much more efficient than saying 'hey unit 9991983572-ZZSC, how are you?" 106 said before lifting up its shoulders, mimicking a shrug.

"Is that sarca-" the doctor began to say but the synth's attention was drawn away immediately the moment a message came through.

*WARNING! UNKNOWN CLIENT ID DETECTED!*

*FIREWALLS UP!*

*TRACING UNKNOWN*

*WARNING MULTIPLE VIRUSES DETECTED! DISPATCHING MALWARE HUNTERS!*

"WARNING, MULTIPLE XENO VIRUSES DETECTED! UNKNOWN CLIENT DETECTED! EXTERMINATING VIRUSES!"

"EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!"


You know...I hope when they do show Doctor Polendina I'm not that too far off...also thanks for reading.