Some Stupid and Crazy Storie's # 7!
No ninja abilities in these stories
Story #61:
Sasuke was known as the 'popular' kid in school and everyone always listened to him. During class a new student joined the class "listen up everyone, we have a new student" Kakashi said and everyone looked toward's him and saw a girl. She smiled "hi im Sakura I moved here from New York and if anyone dare's make fun of my forhead, there will be hell to pay" she said.
Once the class ended there was a 10 minute break and Sakura was headed to her next class. Just then some dude with a green jumpsuit, bushy eyebrow's and an odd hair cut jumped in front of her. He smirked "and who are you" Sakura asked "my name is Rock Lee, handsom devil of the leaf village and if you agree to be my girlfriend I will protect you with my life" he said.
Sakura just stared at him "no" was all she said and left leaving Lee sulking. Then when she was almost at her next class a guy with Blonde spikey hair came and just as he was going to say something a guy with raven colored hair came along "leave her alone dope" he said and walked away. Then the boy with spiky hair got mad "Sasuke" he said running after him leaving sakura confused "what wierd school did i transfer to" she said and went to her next class.
STORY #62:
"Hey guys, are ya afraid of getting beaten by a girl?" Tiffany yelled to Randy, Dereck, Palmer, John, Paul, Gaara, Payton (the only other girl), Marcus and Lucus the twins. "Like that will ever happen!" all the boys yelled. "Can so!" Payton and Tiff yelled back. They were all playing fishy fishy and Palmer started out in the middle. Dereck, Randy, and John were caught already and Palmer was still having trouble catching the girls.
Sakura came walking by and was wondering what they were playing. "Hey, what are you guys doing?" Sakura asked. "Fishy fishy and I'm the best!" Dereck was saying in a cocky voice. "Sorry, no pink allowed, Tiffany and Payton are acceptions," Gaara butted in. "You're just afraid that your chances of being beaten by a girl will grow, but still, there is a no pink rule and you're full of pink," Tiffany said. "Yeah! Tomboy girls rule!" Payton shouted out in a team voice.
And so, Sakura was not in the game and went to find some more girly groups to hang in and talk about their nails and hair.
YUCK!! END!!
STORY #63:
Sakura was minding her own biusness when a girl with two bun's in her hair walked up to her "hey Sakura" she said. "oh hi, umm what's your name" Sakura asked "oh im Tenten" she said. Sakura smiled "so what do you do around here for fun?" Sakura asked "we play soccer" Tenten replied. So Tenten showed Sakura were the game was being held and she saw 12 guy's out there and Sakura went to join the game. One of the guy's looked toward's her "hey, new girl, can't you see were playing a game" one of them said.
"can I play with you" Sakura asked and all the guy's laughed but one "your a girl, you really think you can play with guy's" the same guy laughed at her. Sakura frowned "are you afraid you'll lose to a girl" she said "alright, you can play, but don't go crying when we kick your ass" he said and Sakura grinned 'we'll see who kick's who's ass' she thought. Before the game was 5 minute's over Sakura scored 7 goal's leaving the guy's stunned "who kicked who's ass" she said and walked away.
STORY #64:
Two dudes named Neji and Kiba were playing with a cute little dog named Akamaru. "What an adorable little poopy," Neji said in the awe of Akamaru's doggy eyes. "Don't go girly on me now Neji," Kiba said, "woosa kuut liwle poopy, Akamaru, yus you are," Neji just starred at Kiba. "woosa girly little shit now," Neji said, agging Kiba on to a fight. "Hey! What did you say!" Kiba yelled. They started to fight when Hinata came, "Hey, girls girls. What the heck. Nobody can get along now a days," she said. "We are not girls!" Neji and Kiba both said at the same time. "If you're men, then act like em! No wonder the saying is girls rule boys drule," Hinata darted back. "I hate it when Hinata has a point," Neji admitted. "actually, she has wonderful points," Kiba said randomly. "Hey, pervert!" Hinata yelled as well as Neji saying, "No flurting with my cousin!!"
Later on somewhere else involving different people, Ino was walking by and Lee accidentaly threw a bolder at her, but sadly, Shikamaru saved her and they started going out. END!!
STORY #65:
It was almost christmas and the class went to a ski resourt in the mountains. Everyone was excited "I love skiing" Naruto yelled and everyone agreed. Once they got there they all went into the resourt/hotel and all got room's. After all that they started skiing and everyone sucked but Hinata "how are you so good" Naruto asked. Hinata smiled "practice" she said and continued to ski.
That night everyone was in there room's when Naruto smashed a chocolate orange (like on those commercials) and Hinata fell from the second floor into Naruto's room, in the tub. They were both speechless then Naruto smirked "well hello there beautiful" he said. Hinata was too shocked to say anything 'im in Naruto's room, in a tub, naked, in Naruto's room' she thought. Naruto walked toward's her "what made you decide to 'drop in' Hinata" Naruto said. This time Hinata smirked "you" she said and they had a night full of passion...playing video game's.
STORY #66:
Naruto didn't like Sasuke's atitude (obviously). Everyone else liked him though, so Naruto and Shikamaru (the so called 'losers') thought of a way to make this overly cool kid an embarrasment that Gaara wouldn't even want to fight him anymore. Shikamaru left to practice his and Naruto's devious plan, thinking of how troblesome he became after befriending Naruto. It was all really fun, surprisingly for Shikamaru.
"Hey Sasuke, I'd bet you couldn't beat me at the sing/dance competition," Naruto taunted Sasuke knowing he would fall for it, wanting to look better than Naruto. "Oh yeah? Well I'll see about that," Sasuke said and went to go sign up. "Yes! He fell for it," Naruto whispered gastly. "Who fell for what?" Hinata asked coming out from spying from him. She couldn't here well from her distance. "Oh, Hinata. It's just...uh...something. Go to the sing/dance competition tomorrow," Naruto invited, wanting many people to see 'it'. "O-o-okay, see you t-tomorrow N-naruto," Hinata said blushing, thinking it was a date and went to look for the most beautiful outfit.
The next day, Naruto, Shikamaru, Sasuke and Hinata got ready for the dance. It was Sasuke's turn and he was about to dance something he made up. 'How clever am I, I will obviously win' Sasuke thought. Suddenly, he couldn't move by his own will; he felt like a puppet. The song 'Orange county girl' came up and Sasuke started doing the worst, girlyest, gayest dance ever. Everyone laughed at him. Naruto's turn and he break danced so well while saying a poem:
There once was Susuki, (really Sasuke sounded in the Susuki company way)
his nickname was pookey.
His best friends Itachi,
they suck ass at hockey.
The pansy is such a weak rooky.
Some people would think it was mean, but after Sasuke's embarrasment (and Gaara agreeing to never even think of fighting such a weakling), they chearred on. Naruto was not the winner though. Hinata glided on the dance floar, singing thouroghly, and dressed as the best girl in all the villages. She won the competition and Naruto's heart. Sakura and Ino disliked the selfish Sasuke and all the girls admired and chased the romantic Rock Lee who Sakura won the heart of. END!!
STORY#67:
After Sasuke's reputation was trashed, Lee became the 'cool dude' and everyone envied Sakura for being his girlfriend. Even Itachi was ashamed of Sasuke "foolish little brother" he said watching it on youtube. Sasuke was trying everything to regain his place as the top kid, but only made himself look even worse. What was worse, Naruto was 10x stronger and kicked Sasuke's ass everytime they fought.
Sasuke was in his room in the corner depressed "waaaaaaahhhh!! I miss being the popular kid sniff" Sasuke whined and cried. Sasuke practiced dancing and singing non stop till he became good. At the next talent show he won and regained his place as popular kid. All the girl's but Sakura were all inlove with him, Sakura was still with Lee, and Sasuke was still jelous.
STORY #68:
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! A test, nobody said anything about a test!" Naruto screamed. "Calm down Naruto, Tiff and I can teach you," Gaara said atempting to calm Naruto down. "Yeah. I'm good at math," Tiffany assistid makeing it worse. "A MATH Test! You've got to be kidding me," Naruto screemed in nervousness. Only one thing could cure him, and Hinata knew it, "I-I can b-b-buy you some r-ramen N-n-naruto," Hinata helped nervously, and it worked. "Cool, see you after the test," Naruto said walking away calmly, forgetting everything but ramen, and secretly Hinata.
On the way to the ramen place (after the test that Gaara and Tiff helped with) Naruto saw Kiba and Sponge Bob running around yelling, "The Natzies are coming! The Natzies are coming!" Naruto laughed at that. after a couple of seconds of walking Naruto saw a bunch of nerds from school named Sasuke, Itachi, Orochimaru, Ino, and other people who call them selves the Akatsuki. They were building something they call a vehicle for the science expariment. It didn't look like the ones he herd of in a place called Canada, it had three wheals, seven windows, some mirrors on the front, lights for night, left and right lights on the sides, and the top looked like the bottom of a boat. This car (too many names for something on wheals for transportation) had the word 'Ford' on it and a picture of a horse. When Naruto got to the ramen place with Hinata, boy he had stuff to say. "Really Naruto. I saw Lee helping a granny across the street, then someone attacked Lee. The old lady beat him with a purse and bust out a bunch of koraty moves. The ironic thing was that during the old lady action process, the song "Wind it up" by Gwen Stefani crancked up." Hinata also had his wierd occurances aswell. "well, I blame global warming." Naruto's words were befor a long silence. END!!
STORY#69:
Konaha school started a basketball team and they needed a mascott "so who want's to be the mascott" Sasuke asked, then Naruto got an evil idea "I know the perfect person" he said. Kiba looked at him "who" he asked "i'll be right back with our new mascott" Naruto said and went to to find the person. After a while, Naruto found him "oh Sai" Naruto said "what do you want dickless" Sai asked "do you want to be our new mascott" naruto asked.
Sai stared at him "no" he said and walked away Naruto grinned "Ino's going to be there" he said making Sai stop. He turned around "im only doing this because of Ino" Sai said "fine, fine" naruto said and dragged Sai to the others. "hey, I found our new mascott" Naruto said dragging Sai "you asked Sai to be our mascott" Sasuke said "yep, he agreed on it" Naruto said. "where's Ino" Sai whispered "she's comming" Naruto said, and right on que Ino came "oh hi Sai" she said. Sai grinned "hey Ino, wanna go out after school" he asked her "sure" Ino agreed and walked away. Since then because of Sai the Konaha leave's won every game and the championships and brought back a trophy.
STORY #70:
It was the last day of school, because everyone was going to graduate (Yes, even Naruto with the help of Tiffany). They all dressed up in fansy clothes and wore their graduation hats. "I can't believe I'm going to graduate!" Naruto screemed out joyfully. "Me neither," Shikamaru taunted, but joking. "I'm still going to school to become a lawyer," Tiffany said trying to stop an argument by changing the subject. "I'm going to dump learning more and just deal with what I've got," Naruto pointed out, tired of boaring school, "Maybe I'll be a ninja and teach others about ninja's." Everyone talked about what they would be when they grow up. "As long as I'm with Sai, anything will be perfect," Ino said. "Same to you Kissy-poo," Sai said and they left to go 'prepair' for the graduation. "I'm going to be a marine biologist!" Christy shouted out with glee. "Of course, honey," Christy's new boyfriend, Ben, said.
Everyone was happy but Orochimaru, who failed...again. "Why am I not good enough? Why do I never pass!? I will now start my own evil plans now," he screached out. "Don't worry Orochimaru," one of the Akatsuki said, "you'll pass eventually." Orochimaru was filled with despise, "I'll just dump you sorry, good for nothing losers and team up with that hot Kabuto," he yelled and ran away.
Everyone had a good graduation until the giraffe and hippo started chasing people and eating their hair. Nobody took off and threw their hats for that straing graduation; they were all too embarrased, exept Kiba. "Cool! I'm bald! Don't I look soooo hot Sponge Bob?!" he yelled out. "Of coarse luv," Sponge Bob said as they threw off their hats. "How did That yellow thing even get into school?" Tenten questioned herself, puzzled. END!!
