CHAPTER 6
WITH ALL THE ACTION, I FORGOT ABOUT AN IMPORTANT SCENE WITH SAM AND FRODO, HERE IT IS!
While Sam and Frodo were sleeping Gollum took all their food, and through it down the cliff, along putting crumbs on Sam. Sam noticed him. "What you doing, sneaking of are we?" Sam said. Gollum laughed. "Fat Hobbit is always so polite" Gollum said. "Can't tell you how I LOVE having you call fat" Sam said sarcastically. Gollum ignored him. "Sméagol shows a secret path, and he say SNEAK!" Gollum cried. "ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! You just startled me is all" Sam said. Sam woke Frodo, then check his bag and said all the bread was gone. "What, that's all we have left" frodo said. Sam turned to Gollum. "He took it, HE MUST OF" Sam cried. "Sméagol, no not poor Sméagol, Sméagol hates nasty elf bread" Gollum lied. Sam wasn't buying it. "YOU'RE A LYING RAT! WHAT DID YOU DO WITH IT!" Sam screamed. "He dosen't eat it, he can't of taken it" Frodo insisted. Sméagol pretended to see the crumbs on his clothes. And insisted Sam ate it. "We've seen him, he's always stuffing his face, when master isn't looking" Gollum lyed. "THAT'S A GOD DAMN LIE!" Sam cried and punched Gollum strait across the face. Then he crawled down to him. "YOU STINKIN DOUSE FACE!" Sam cried while violently beating Gollum. Until Frodo dragged him away. "SAM NO!" Frodo cried. Sam calmed down. Frodo I'm sorry, I didn't mean to go so far" Sam said, suddenly he ran to Gollum and started beating him again. Frodo started dragging him away. And repeated his line, "SAM NO!". "I'M SO ANGRY!" Sam cried, and ran to beat up Gollum again. Frodo started dragging Sam away again. While Sam cried. "I'LL KILL HIM!" And suddenly pushed Frodo away, and started beating Gollum again. Frodo dragged him away again. "SAM NO!" He cried. "I CAN'T HELP IT!" Sam cried. "It's that Gollum, it's this place, THAT THING AROUND YOUR NECK!" he continued. Frodo looked shooked. Sam insisted on carrying it for a while. "I don't want to keep it, I just want to help" Sam insisted. Gollum took the opportunity to his advantage. "See, he wants it for himself" He told Frodo. "SHUT THE F*** UP!" Sam cried, and tried running at Gollum to beat him up again. But Frodo stopped him. Frodo told Sam to go home, and not help him anymore. Poor Sam broke down crying. Frodo and Gollum continued up. Gollum smiled that his plan worked.
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ANYWAY, BACK TO THE STORY!
The trolls started rolling Siege towers to the castle. Most were getting destroyed, But a few made it up. And the Orcs started attacking the top of the castle. A Gondar warrior stabbed his sword though an Orc. Another smashed a beer bottle onto an Orc. Gandalf noticed Pippin. A few Orcs ran a Pippin. Gandalf killed on. "This is no place for a hobbit" Gandalf told Merry then began owning the Orcs. One almost got Gandalf. Pippin stabbed and killed it. Gandalf told Pippin to return to safety.
The Orcs were trying to destroy the main gate, but were succeeding. "What are you doing you useless scums" Gosmoth said. "The door won't budge, we tried everything" Said Garoth, one of the second in the commands. "Get back and smash it down, otherwise, I'll be using your head to do so" Gosmoth threatened. "But nothing can breach it. Gosmoth smiled evilly. Grong can breach it, bring in the wolves" Gosmoth. All the Orcs started chanting "GRONT!" As they started bringing in a huge wolves head.
Sméagol brought Frodo inside a spooky tunnel. Before long Frodo noticed Gollum wasn't there. But things were only to get worse. As he saw skeletons, followed by a monstrous roar from the distance.
HOPFULLY ENDING THE CHAPTER HERE, WILL BE MORE SPENCEFUL!
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