Okay Tommy. You are the guy who used to get caught screwing another girl by your supposed girlfriend. You know how to talk your way out of things. Hell, you are such a good talker that you always ended up having sex with both your supposed girlfriend and the girl you were already screwing. It's not going to be that hard talking my way out of this. It shouldn't be that hard talking my way out of this. So why am I nervous and at a loss for words? Just take a deep breath. Okay the fact that she is giving me that sexy angry look of hers isn't helping my train of thought.
Wait, why am I trying to think of an excuse? I am Tom Quincy. I can flirt my way out of anything. I give her one of my sexy smiles. She shakes her head a little and leaves her angry expression on her face. Okay, so that didn't work. It's time to scoot closer to her that way she can smell my cologne. I scoot a few inches closer to her. Did she just move away? What is wrong with this girl?
"Jude…" I say. She looks at me and waits for me to continue. I sigh. This is what I get for liking a unique girl. Maybe if I just concentrate on how sexy she looks right now I won't get so irritated. It's worth a try. Okay so how am I going to start this? I already decided that I'm going to flirt my way out of this but how do I start. I can't just say "you look sexy right now." I mean that would be a true statement but I know that would just mess up the whole plan. I have to say my sentences carefully. This is going to be easy….hopefully.
"I was just looking at it." I start. Okay now I know she is going to get all bitchy and even more pissed off but that's just part of the plan. Oh yeah. She is defiantly more pissed off. "Just looking at it? That's all you have to say, Quincy. No apology for going through my stuff?" She asks. At least she isn't shouting. That's a good thing. I don't know if it's because she isn't that mad or if it's because she doesn't want to wake Saidie. Either way, I don't really care. She is going to be happy and blushing in about a minute and a half.
"I just wanted to see what things are found in a typical girl's room. Besides, I didn't know I would find a 'Girl's Guide to Pleasing a Guy.' Although it's very interesting." I say, giving her a half smile and half smirk. I can see the corners of her mouth twitching. She wants to smile. "That still doesn't give you a right to go through my stuff, Quincy." She says. Damn. Why does she have to be so damn stubborn? Actually, her stubbornness is just another sexy thing about her, but right now I'm not finding it sexy; I'm finding it really annoying.
I give her one of my cute faces. "I just wanted to see. But if it will make you feel better, you can practice some of the stuff you learned from this book on me. I'll be more than happy to lie down on this bed and let you do…whatever it is you want to do to me." I say, still giving her the cute face. Yes! I have gotten her to blush. It took longer than a minute in a half but that's only because she is stubborn. Okay so since she is blushing that means I only have to say one more flirtatious thing and she will be officially happy…or at least no longer mad at me.
"You know the fact that you have a book like this makes me want to have sex with you a lot more. I now know you aren't going to be shy…not that shyness isn't cute, but a girl like you, taking control is a definite turn on." I say, smiling at her. And there is a full smile! Yes! I'm too good at this. A big smile and blushing. Hmm, I'm very good at this. And did she just scoot closer to me? Yes. I knew I would be able to flirt my way out of that. Now I wonder if I could flirt my way in to her panties….
"You might just get a chance to see what I can do." She whispers in my ear. God she doesn't know what she does to me. And she is just teasing me. I think I'm going to talk to President Crichton about making a new law against teasing. Well, maybe not. When you think about it, teasing is like foreplay. And without foreplay sex isn't as great as it could be. I wouldn't mind Jude teasing me before sex. But I do mind her teasing me when we aren't even close to having sex. That's just unfair and mean. Hot, but still very mean.
"You know I have a few things I can show you also." I whisper back into her ear. I make sure I breathe hot air as I whisper. I see her shiver. See. I'm even a good tease fully clothed. If she thought that was hot she should see what it's liked to be teased half clothed. I bet she would have an orgasm just by two fingers. Hmm, I think I should find now.
"Why are you looking at me like that?" She asks. Because I'm contemplating on whether or not I should give you an orgasm in your own room. "I was just thinking about something." I say. Smooth. Keep her guessing. I know she isn't going to say yes right away, but I know she will give in…soon. Who can resist me? Exactly. No one. I scoot a little closer to her and put my hand on her thigh. She looks at me then looks down at me hand.
"Thinking of trying something, Quincy?" She asks with a smirk. Yes. Now stop talking so I can make it. "Maybe." I say with a smirk. I run my fingers up the inside of her thighs and stop at her core. She bites her bottom lip and looks down at where my hand was resting. Now she finally realizes what my plan was. Now it's really obvious that she is a natural blonde. But she's still sexy so it's all good.
"Tommy, Saidie is right next door to us." Jude says. Does she really think I care? "So. That just means you can't get too loud." I whisper playfully into her ear. She shivers and bites her bottom lip again. I smile. I really have a big effect on this girl. It's pretty entertaining. I get to make her hot and boost my ego up at the same time. Okay I know my ego doesn't need any boosting but oh well. It's never a bad thing to have a big ego. Well that's what I think anyways.
She looks down at my hand, still biting her bottom lip. I smile a little and move my hand up a little bit. When I reach her zipper I pull it down then unbutton the button to her jeans. She continues to look at me and my hand. Is she actually nervous? Sometimes she doesn't even act like a virgin, but when it's time to get a little sexual she gets nervous. Why do girls do that?
Anyways, I need to concentrate. Okay so my fingers are at the edge of her panties, which by the way are pink. For some reason I didn't think Jude wore pink panties. I thought she would only buy black. But lately I am learning something new about this girl every day and so far, I am intrigued. Anyways…you know it would be easier if she was on my lap.
I grab her by the hips and place her on my lap. She looks down at me and gets a little bit more comfortable on my lap. I guess she is loosing her nervousness. Why she was nervous in the first place I will never understand. Anyways, my hand is sliding back in her panties. How should I start this? Slow probably. I'm going to tease her like she always teases me.
I slowly begin to slide my fingers further down inside her panties. Wait, was that a door opening? Jude quickly turns around. "Hey Jude, do you know where…." Saidie stops when she sees our current position. You know one of these days Jude and I are going to have to learn how to lock our doors. Well her door doesn't have a lock. In that case, I'm going to the hardware store as soon as I leave here and I am going to buy her a lock.
I remove my hand from inside of her panties and zip up her jeans slowly, so Saidie wouldn't hear. Jude buttons up her jeans by herself and climbs off of me. My lap feels cold now. Well maybe it was getting a little too hot anyways. Now Saidie is standing with her arms crossed against her chest. Damn I wish she didn't look hot. Yes, even though Saidie isn't my favorite person in the world, I still find her hot; very hot.
"Sorry to interrupt…actually no I'm not. Jude I need to talk to you outside for a minute. That is if you can leave Tommy Infected Quincy alone for a few minutes." She says. See she is so hot when she doesn't speak! But when she does speak she goes from a 10 to a -5! I don't see why I ever dated her! Oh, that's right…she's sexy. You know I think the only real reason why I ever went out with her is because she seemed easy. That's harsh, I know but it's the truth. I was still a playboy when I hooked up with her. Not that I'm not a playboy now, but I have calmed down a little.
You know what sucks? I can't say anything back to her because I never screwed her. Now I used to think that was a good thing, but that was before she made that comment. Had I slept with her, I could have said 'If I do have something, I got it from you.' but since I didn't screw her I can't say anything. The only thing I can do is glare at her. You see, I have learned a lesson. Never keep it in your pants. I know mothers and fathers tell their sons the exact opposite but since I kept it in my pants this time I can't say anything. Well she did give me head but I don't think you can catch anything like that. Hmm maybe I should have actually paid attention in Health class…actually maybe I should have actually gone to Health class.
"Yeah, Sades. I'll be right there." Jude says. "No…now." Saidie says. Jude sighs and rolls her eyes. I hate the way she always does what Saidie commands her to do. She can argue with me for three hours about the lyrics to a song but when it comes to Saidie it's like she has no backbone. I mean sure they argue but in the end she usually caves. That's the one thing I don't like about her. They are so much alike but so different at the same time. They both have a HUGE jealousy problem and can become quite bitchy whenever another girl is near their guy. Oh wait…I was/am both of their guys. Okay now I'm starting to see why Saidie gets so touchy and why Jude gets so bitchy whenever I bring up Saidie and mine's past relationship.
On the other hand, I wouldn't mind seeing them both fight over me; that would be very cool. Ooo and if it was in mud…and if they were naked. Two blonde girls, fighting over me, in a puddle of mud, naked. Now there's a new fantasy I'm going to have to think about…in great detail. I am betting money that Jude would win that fight. It would be even better if she was on top of Saidie, though. Hmm too bad they are sisters. I wouldn't mind if they starting kissing or something, but that wouldn't happen since they are sisters. Oh well.
I bet Jude would look sexy with mud all over her body and face. And if they get all sweaty while being in the mud. I don't want them to fight. I really just want to see them wrestles, while saying "Tommy's mine" or "I love him more than you" or something like that. Maybe even "he says he gets hard whenever he looks at me." Ahh, the two Harrison sisters are a definant turn on. Hmm it would be hot if they started to rub the mud on each other afterwards. It's been a long time since I've seen some girl on girl action.
Speaking of girl on girl action, did I just hear a slapping noise? They are probably fighting right now. I should see if there is any blood…or mud…or nakedness. Yeah that last one got me up. As I open the door I see them rolling on the floor pulling each other's hair and slapping each other. Okay, so there's no mud and there's no nakedness but there is two blondes fighting. I'll take it. Ooo, Jude just slapped Saidie hard across the face. And Saidie just slapped her back.
"You always want what I have!" Saidie screams. Jude flips her over and smacks her. "No, you are always jealous of what I have!" She shouts back. Saidie smacks her then begins pulling her hair. "You don't have him! You just WANT him since I had him!" Saidie shouts. Him? Am I the 'him' they are referring to? So this fight is over me. Damn I am really tempted to go outside and get a bucket of mud. I hope clothes start flying.
"Get real Saidie! He never wanted you!" Jude says. She yanks Saidie's hair hard. Jude really does have a tight grip. I wonder what else she can grip hard…anyways…back to the fight. "Like he wants YOU!" Saidie screams. "He only dated you because he knows your EASY!" Jude screams back. That's when all slapping stopped. Saidie punched Jude. Yes, punched. Even I was shocked. Jude fell back and held her hand up to her eye.
"Saidie!" I say. Seriously, the fight was a normal sisterly fight with just the slapping, but punching…that's taking it too far. I walk over to Jude to look at her eye. Luckily, Saidie has piss poor aim. She ended up punching Jude in her cheek and not her eye. Saidie stands up, panting.
"You would go to her first!" She shouts. What the hell is wrong with her? I swear she is on pills. We aren't together any more. She can't get pissed off at me for showing an interest in another girl. If you want to get technical with it, I had interest in this girl when we were actually a couple. Well I guess that's a reason to get pissed off. Normally I think she is hot when she is mad, but right now…she is just a bitch.
"Go to hell, Saidie!" Jude yells. I touch Jude's cheek and she flinches. I hear Saidie sigh, but ignore her. I know if I turn around I am going to say a lot of hurtful things. Even though they would be from the bottom of my heart, she doesn't deserve to hear them…now, anyways. Right now my main focus is Jude, who has a red, black, and purple spot forming on her face.
"I'll be back." She mumbles. She stands up and walks into the bathroom, closing the door behind her. Okay, so now I defiantly only want wrestling in my fantasy about them arguing over me. Yeah, wrestling, mud and nakedness. I sit down on Jude's bed and accidentally lay down on her book. 'Girl's Guide to Pleasing a Guy.' I wonder what is actually inside it.
Okay so I have been reading this book for five minutes. You know I don't even know if you can call this a book. There is so much nudity and sex words in here that I can't believe Jude has made it passed page one without getting her panties soaked. I know I'm almost hard. This is like a porn book. Why wasn't this published when I was a teenager? My mom always told me that porn was not educational and that I needed to read more books. If this book was out back then, then I would have sex porn is educational because they made a book about it. Oh well.
I think this book is responsible for the kinky side of half of the girls I have slept with. Seriously. This book goes into graphic details about how a girl should give a blowjob, ride a…stick, and how to get in 20 different sex positions. Now wonder Jude has been so touchy and flirty lately. She has been reading this kinky book. You know I didn't think it was possible, but, she is now even more attractive to me.
'If your want to control the sex,then you should get on top of your significant other. Straddle his lap and gently grab his member and place it inside of you. Watch his reaction to this. You have the option of choosing to move your body up and down or back and forth…' I wonder if Jude has studied this paragraph a lot…or this picture. Hmm I have never had a girl on top like that before. I really should try it.
I look up and see Jude enter the room with an ice pack to her face. She looked really hot; partly because she was pissed and partly because her hair was a little messed up. I don't know why I find that hot, I just do. She looks at me reading her book and shakes her head as she takes a seat next to where I am lying down. I smirk at her then return my attention back to the book.
"If you choose to move your body up and down have your partner firmly grab your breast as you move up and down. You will find it pleasurable that way and easier to move. If you begin to feel a little tired you can ask your partner to move in and out of you. Try this at the same time. You will find it more pleasurable." I read out loud, trying not to smirk. I turn my head towards Jude and see that she is blushing. I laugh. I didn't mean to, it just…came out.
She snatches the book from me and throws it on the floor. I laugh again and look at her. She gives me an angry look. I know she isn't angry at me for looking at the book. She is angry at Saidie for punching her in the face. Hell I would be too. Actually right now I would be planning a good revenge hit. I take the ice pack from her and look at her cheek. It was red and black. The purple wasn't really visible.
"I hate her." Jude mumbles. I laugh lightly. "I would hate her too if she punched me in my face." I reply, putting the ice pack back on her face. She looks at me. She really does look hot right now and I feel really sorry for her. It wasn't right for Saidie to punch her like that. And besides, Jude was telling the truth. I only went out with Saidie because I thought I could score. We all know how that turned out.
"I can't believe she punched me. I didn't do anything to her." Jude says. Now she seemed less angry. She seemed hurt. "She's such a bitch!" She says. Okay well that hurt emotion went away pretty fast. Now the angry was back. I could still see she was kinda hurt. And when you think about it…it was my fault. See that's not fair. All I wanted to do was…do some ungodly things to her…just give her an orgasm. But what happens? She gets punched in the face. What are the odds?
"I know something that will cheer you up." I say. Okay, I have this tendency to sound like I'm flirting when I'm not. I guess since I flirt so much it just comes out naturally. She looks up at me and smiles a little. I honestly didn't meant that in a sexual way, but….if she wants me to have sex with her to make her feel better than I am more than willing to do that to her—for her.
"The only thing you think about is sex, Quincy." She says with a half smile. Well right now I'm thinking about sex because of that damn book. Reading that stuff has woken up my friend and now he wants to come out and play, but of course Jude isn't going to want to play.
"Sex makes the world go round." I say with a smirk. Jude rolls her eyes and laughs. She has a sexy laugh. "How's your cheek feel, girl?" I ask her. She stopped laughing quickly so I figured it was because of the pain in her cheek. "Really sore." She says bitterly. I have a feeling that once Jude's cheek heals there's going to be a round two. I hope it's outside…in mud. Actually I wouldn't mind seeing them all oily; like they had been working on a car all day. That would be hot too.
"Well I know a non sexual way to make you feel better." I say. Yes, I, Tom Quincy, can make a girl feel better without sex. It even surprises me. "What's that?" She asks, intrigued. "You could go swimming in my pool naked." I say with a smirk. I was being serious. Going skinny dipping in your own pool is fun. I know that will make her feel better. It will also make me and Tommy jr feel good also.
She laughs and shakes her head. "That is sexual." She says. It is? No, sexual is physical contact…in my books anyways. "No, it's not." I say. She smiles. "In your world it's not sexual because you are a Sex God, but in a virgin's world it is very sexual." She says. Sex God? I don't consider myself a sex god. I consider myself an Orgasm God. I am good in bed, but I don't want the name Sex God. Orgasm God is better.
"Okay, one, I am not a Sex God, I am an Orgasm God, and two, skinny dipping is not sexual." I say. She just laughs and shakes her head. "Well…Orgasm God, to me, skinny dipping is sexual. But I do know something that will make me feel better." She says, smiling. Oh please tell me it's a way I can keep my title of Orgasm God. Or please tell me you want to put me in one of the kinky sex positions like in that book. Just please tell me it's something sexual. I'll take anything sexual.
"I want you to cook for me." She says. Okay, I pray for sex and she says food. Typical. Although, I could combine the two. Hmmm and I could make it sticky. Maybe cooking for her won't be so bad. I have always wanted to see what she would look like in whipped cream…or covered in ice cream. Hmm, the possibilities.
"What do you want me to cook for you, Harrison? I look at her cheek and smirk T-steak?" I ask. I wonder if she will get it. She hits me in the shoulder and smiles. She gets it. I guess she isn't as blonde as I was beginning to think she was. My mom actually tried to put a T-steak on my eye when I was a kid. I told her I didn't want a piece of raw meat on my face no matter how banged up my eye was. Seriously that's disgusting.
"No…I want…something French." She says. Why I told her I was French, I do not know. I know a few recipes but it would take at least three hours to fix. I don't really feel like standing over a hot stove tonight. I know Jude is worth it, but I'm still not in the mood.
"How about something Italian? Like pizza." I say with a smirk. She laughs and shakes her head. "No, you are French so I want something French." She says. God she is so stubborn. "Jude, I don't feel like cooking." I groan. I know that wasn't really mature but it's how I feel. It's a Saturday night. I don't want to be standing over the stove cooking for someone unless I know I'm going to get some. And with Jude it's really unpredictable if I am going to score or not.
"Please, Tommy…" She pleads. Why does she have to say my name like that? Oh, that's right…she wants something. How come she can't say my name like that when she wants to screw me? Oh, great. Now she is putting out her lower lip. I swear I'm more in love with her lips than her. How is it that she even looks hot with a bruised cheek? I sigh. Maybe I won't notice how long it's taking to cook the food if I think about the whole Jude and Saidie wrestling in the mud fantasy. I guess I could cook her something. She did just get punched in the face by her sister…I sigh
"Fine, Harrison. But it's just because I feel sorry for you." I say. She smiles and leans over and kisses me on the cheek. She is really killing me with these kisses on the cheek. I would rather have her not kiss me on the cheek than kiss me at all. She doesn't know what it does to me to feel her lips on my face but not on my lips or on my di—uh never mind.
"Thank you." She says. I nod my head and look at my watch. It's 8:07. By the time I get home it will be 8:20. I probably won't get done with making what I have in mind until 10 something. We better at least make out tonight. I would be happy with making out. At least it's some sort of sexual content. I am a guy in the prime of my life. I have to at least get some physical contact from a girl each night. It's a right of passage or whatever.
"Come by my house by 10." I say as I stand up. She smiles and nods her head. "Okay." She says. I smirk. "I'll have the T-steak ready." I say, still smirking. She throws her pillow at me. I catch it and smile, throwing it back. "Get out." She says. "It's that any way to talk to your chef?" I ask, playfully. She smiles. I love…well you know. I don't have to say it every time she smiles.
"I guess not. I wouldn't want you to spit in my food or something." She says. I laugh. I would never do that to anyone's food…well maybe Liam's but not Jude or anyone else. "I would never." I say. She smiles again. "Just remember one thing, Jude." I say. "What?" She asks. I walk over to her and get close to her face then whisper, "You have to kiss the cook." She bites her bottom lip just as I pull my face away. She's not the only one that can tease people unexpectantly. I walk out of the room smiling to myself. I hope she reads some more of that book before she comes over. Who knows what could happen.
Okay so it's been one hour. Everything is almost done but I am already tired. I guess it's time to start thinking about that mud fight with Saidie and Jude. No, I want to think about them oil wrestling…in my garage…naked. I wonder what size cup Jude is. Probably a B…I think. I know Saidie is a B. Hmm maybe I should have looked in her bra drawer also. Anyways, back to the wrestling match…even though I hate my cars getting dirty, it would still be really hot of they started the match out on the hood of the Viper. I know I haven't driven it in a long time, which is why it needs a little action.
Ooo, what would be better is if they stopped wrestling and they walked over to and started to rip of my clothes. I'm no stranger to dirty. I'm not the pretty boy that everyone thinks I am. Besides, I would defiantly get dirty for two naked girls…two naked blonde girls. Hmm, a threesome in oil with Jude and Saidie. Okay I know that is never going to happen but a guy can fantasize, right? Yeah. I wouldn't let Saidie give me head though. Her mouth has been on Liam and that's just wrong.
Anyways, I would probably spend more time on Jude. Actually I would probably spend all of my time on Jude, and only do a few things to Saidie, being the Orgasm God that I am. Hmm, it would be even better if Jude was on top. That way I could get a good look at her sweaty oily body. You know for some reason a girl with oil on her body is a big turn on. Jude…with oil on her naked body…yeah I'm liking it. Okay, now to Saidie…what could she do, besides be a distraction?
Ooo I know what she could do! She could stand over in the car and rub oil on her body. Hell yes! That would defiantly make the experience even better. And if Jude was to– Shit what's burning! Damn, I forgot about the bread in the oven. When I open the oven door black smoke came out. I cough a little as I pull the pan of bread out.
See this is what I get for daydreaming about sex for cooking. Damn. I guess we are just going to have Tortiere without bread. It would have been better with bread but oh well. At least now everything is done. Thinking about sex did make it go faster. Okay now I have to take a shower and get changed. Hopefully the burning smell will be gone by then.
Just as I finish buttoning up my shirt I hear someone knock on the door. I smile. Leave it to Jude to be on time for dinner. I light a few candles on my way to the door. The burning smell still lingered but not as strong as before. Okay, time to put on your sexy smile. I made sure I put on extra cologne just to drive her crazy. And my shirt is unbuttoned. Tonight is my night to tease her. Payback is a bitch, Harrison…………….
There is long awaited update. Sorry it took so long! I had midterms come out so I was trying to get all my homework done. Anyways, please tell me what you think!
