Author's Note: A brief nod to my favorite webcomic, Casey and Andy, is in here, as well as my personal thoughts on YouTube.

The Future

Chapter 7

Kenny McCormick was on the Internet, looking up webcomics. His favorite was the one with the two mad scientists and the female Satan, whom Kenny thought was hot, and the girl in the green dress. Of course, Kenny just focused more on the cheesecake art.

"Kenneh, we'll be there soon."

Kenny still wasn't used to having computers in cars, but it was still pretty damn fun to surf the web and look outside to see Donovan Superstores and the old South Park Elementary that you just looked up on Wikipedia. He was even more surprised to see himself on Wikipedia - he had gotten his own page, albeit a rarely altered one.

"We're here, Ken," said Cartman, and the two left the car. Kenny opted not to drive when he found out about the Web Surfing capabilities. Heidi, Wendy, Stan and Kyle were back at the Marsh Home eating Lunch, and Shelley, Kevin and Kenny McCormick (II) were at their own home now.

"Hi, welcome to - ARGH - Tweek's Auto Repair Shop - AHHH - I'm Thomas Tweek!" said the blonde man. He was like the younger Tweek, but his once almost spiky messy dirty blonde hair was now cleansed and looked almost as if dripped all over his face. Kenny found it funny - Twenty Years, Same old Tweek.

"Hey, Tweek - I men boss, we need yeh help."

Cartman turned and went back to the car, and in moments was back with Timmy, who had been strapped on the back of the 'truck' part of the car.

"Fix this bowe's Time Machine, Sir."

"AAAAAAGH! A TIME MACHINE IS WAAAAAAAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE!"

Cartman gave him an annoyed look. Kenny could tell that, despite being his superior, Tweek was, as always, afraid of Eric Cartman.

"C'mon Tweek, it'll be easeh!" said Cartman.

"Fine, Fine, Cartman! Just don't hurt me!" cried Tweek.

"We'll be back tomorreh to start, boss!" cried Cartman, as he turned away.

"See ya Monday!" cried Tweek.

"Tomorrow is Monday-" said Kenny, as they left.

Kenny was now alone in the Marsh Home, except for Kenny (II), Wendy and Heidi. Cartman and Stan went out to the bar to have a few drinks with the other fathers, while Kyle was hanging out with his girlfriend.

In any other case, Kenny would be rather happy to be alone with girls, but considering he was home with his best friends' wives - and their kid - It was somewhat awkward. As children, Wendy was considered the most attractive girl in the grade, and Heidi was the most popular, along with Rebecca - they called her "Bertha" sometimes - Bebe, and Wendy.

In addition, Kenny wanted to be faithful to Kelly. Going from what he had been told, she had been real torn up with his death, and going from that, she was probably still his girlfriend, so he really couldn't cheat on her. And Kenny always had a hard time making conversation with anyone, much less girls - considering his favorite topic of conversation was sex.

So Kenny decided to take his extra time to do more web-surfing - it was the Future of course, so he could catch up on Twenty Years of Wikipedia. Most people in his position would go to YouTube, but YouTube really had little to offer. Kenny rarely got a chuckle, and the funniest things he found were usually Movie or Television clips deleted later. His own account got deleted for Copyright.

Suddenly, he saw, in the news on Wikipedia:

South Park, CO - On June 3rd 2016, the boy Kenny McCormick was brutally murdered by an unknown man, along with injuries to Clyde Donovan-Harris. The unknown man's identity has not been confirmed, but is believed to be that of Leopald Butters Stotch.

Recently, the boy, Kenny, has resurfaced, as a Nine-year-old, claiming to have used a wheelchair owned by a nine-year-old Timothy Anderson, now known for his role in the band Lords of the Underworld. A local mechanic, Thomas Anthony Tweek, has recently announced he will be taking a look at the machine.

When asked about notes, Thomas said, "I will take down notes and I hope to create the world's first - ARGH - Time Machine."

Kenny laughed. He had never been on the News, much less his Eighty deaths, so he found it funny they payed attention to his Time Machine. Kenny then realized - where had Timmy been? He had seen very little of the boy since they came to the future.

"K-K-Kenneh?"

Kenny swiveled the chair around to see Timmy, struggling to say Kenny's name.

"Hey, Timmy."

"Kenneh!"

"How are you?"

"Libalaw Libalaw Timmah!"

Timmy then ran at the computer.

"Timmy? What are you doing?"

Kenny looked over to see Timmy clicking on the mouse buttons.

"TIMMAH!" he said in a fairly annoyed voice.

Kenny looked back up at the Computer, and saw an older man resembling Timmy, except having a lot more hair and being a musician.

"Timothy Anderson? Wait a minute..."

Kenny never knew Timmy's last name, but he could instantly recognize this man as an older Kenny. And then he realized, that this being the older Timmy...

He would have rememebered how they fixed the Time Machine.

Author's Note: I'm starting to think about adding a subplot not focused on Kenny. I love writing about Kenny, but for some reason when I open up 'The Future' I don't want to write about him anymore. It's weird. Anyway, tell me if you want a subplot in your comments. Yes, my account at YouTube was deleted for my South Park Music Videos.

Oh, and Kyle's girlfriend is Rebecca Cotswalds here. I didn't feel it should've been in the text, it just didn't seem important.