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Lapushxwolfxgirl: Hi peoples, I'm back...sorry about taking a long time to write but i'm super lazy...probably lazier than Shikamaru -grins-

Shikamaru: Hey no one is more lazier than me, besides your just as lazy -stares off into space-

Naruto: well I know everyone is curious about how Zetsu is coping with Haya's strange family...well...

Lapushxwolfxgirl: My family is not strange...crazy yes but not strange

Sai: Anyway everybody shut up, its starting!

Gaara: Oi I almost forgot, Lapushxwolfxgirl aka Haya don't own Naruto or Twilight only herself


~Back in Konoha~

"Hey Haya come here and look at this?" Haya's mom, Yoko said to Zetsu. "Yes ma'am I'm coming!" Zetsu yelled from down the stairs

trying his best to sound like Haya. 'Naruto is so going to pay, for starters I don't look like Haya and second of all where have they gone too?'

Zetsu thought as he trudged down the stairs to the family room to see what Haya's mother wanted. "Hey sit down for a second, there's this

commercial I want you to see." She said as her and Haya's step-dad stared at the t.v. Zetsu crossed his arms as sat down on the couch.

"From the makers of The Real World and Jackass, comes a new reality show with 5 unruly teenagers." The announcer said and a clip with

Haya and Gaara kissing flashed on the screen, "See the sibling rivalry, true love, wild partying and reckless use of money. Raccoons, Foxes and Wolves,

premiering tonight at 8/7 central." Zetsu's eyes widened as he stared at the t.v. screen, shaking his head in disbelief. Yoko was staring in shock at the t.v.

screen her mouth wide open. "My baby kissed a boy, and they're not married!" She screamed as she glared at Zetsu. "You shouldn't be kissing on guys;

I thought I taught you better than that!" She said as she continued to scream at Zetsu. "But…I didn't…" Zetsu answered innocently. "Umm Yoko, she's right

she didn't kiss a guy because; Haya was here the whole time and there would be cameras following her around if that was her on t.v." Haya's step-dad said

trying to calm Haya's mom down. "Well I guess you're right then Roy, I shouldn't worry. I'm sorry Haya for yelling at you and accusing you." Yoko said blushing

in embarrassment. "It's okay mom, I'm going back to my room now." Zetsu said as he got up and ran up the stairs back to Haya's room. He flopped on Haya's

bed and pulled his cell phone out of his pocket and quickly dialed Naruto's number. Ramen. Ramen. Ramen. "What a weird call tone." Zetsu mumbled under his

breath as he waited for Naruto to answer." "Hey Aloe Vera, what's up?" "Well let's see, um there's a reality show with you guys on its tonight and how in the world

am I going to explain that. Oh what am I going to say, that girl is a look-a-like and that boy isn't Sasuke. Naruto help me out here! By the way where are you guys?"

"In Forks Washington." "You mean that place in that book….I thought that place wasn't real." "Oh it's very real, believe it." "So how are we going to

combat this problem?" Zetsu asked rubbing his temples. "Give me a few minutes, I got a plan." Naruto said as he hung the phone up and made a few

phone calls. A few minutes later Itachi of all people was knocking on the former Uchiha which is now the Suzuki mansion door. Haya's mom opened the

door and Itachi walked in. "Where have you been Sasuke?" Yoko asked putting her hands on her hips. "I've been hanging out at the amusement park with Kiba and

Neji." Itachi said scratching his head. "Oh well okay, Haya is upstairs and you guys need to clean your room." She said as she walked back to the family room.

'My God, Naruto was right. I can't believe I pulled it off.' Itachi thought as he walked up the stairs. 'Man this place brings back so many memories.'

Itach walked into 'Haya's room' saw Zetsu, sitting down pulling his hair out. "Yo long time no see." Itachi said. Zetsu looked up to see Itachi as his eyes

bugged out. "What are you doing here, don't tell me you came to massacre what remaining 'Uchiha' that is here…." Itachi grinned as he sat beside Zetsu, "um no,

besides I had a reason why I did that." "Why are you dressed up like Sasuke, and did you cut your hair?" Zetsu asked running his hands through his hair.

"Naruto personally asked me to do this and I'm wearing a wig. I'm not about to cut my perfect hair for no one." "Yea I guess so; you have always taken good

care of your hair." Zetsu said laughing. Itachi's just stared at Zetsu giving him a shut up look. "Ugh I'm surprised Sasuke doesn't have a girlfriend seriously

you would have thought, he would try to 'restore' the Uchiha clan." Itachi said lying back on Haya's bed. "Do you have a girlfriend?" Zetsu asked facing Itachi.

"No it's so hard to find a decent girl these days especially one that is not an obsessive fan-girl. They are all like Itachi-san, I'll bear your child or stuff like that it's

so creepy and disturbing." Itachi shuddered as he stared at the ceiling. "Wow even the great Itachi Uchiha gets creeped out by fan-girls." Zetsu said bursting

out laughing pointing at Itachi. "Keep it up plant." Itachi narrowed his eyes at Zetsu. "Right um how did Naruto get you to um come here dressed up as Sasuke?"

Zetsu asked trying to change the conversation as a sweat drop appeared on the back of his head. "Well he told me how Haya was keeping Sasuke in line and how

she looks like me more and more each day." Itachi said puffing out his chest proudly. "Well she look like you because of the lack of sleep...I'm surprised that she

won't start looking like Gaara soon." Zetsu said flatly. "Mostly all Uchiha look like me and that proves that she truly is one….well at least half Uchiha anyway. I'm

bored; wanna go to the amusement park that just opened up?" Itachi asked before yawning from complete boredom. "There's an amusement park in town?"

Zetsu asked in a confused tone. "The town looks like something from off of Happy Days and a Grease movie and you're surprised over an amusement park?"

Itachi shook his head as he hopped off the bed. "Let's go Zetsu." "I'm right behind you." Both Zetsu and Itachi walked down the stairs and to the front door,

"Mom, Sasuke and I are going to meet Ino and Shikamaru at the park." Zetsu said waiting for an answer. "Ok, just don't stay out to long and no boys." Yoko

called from the family room. "Heh no boys, we are boys." Itachi said chuckling to himself. "So where is Kisame anyway?" Zetsu asked as they passed by a

once Ichiraku Ramen now a Ichiraku Diner. "He said something about going to Sea World to visit some old friends. Itachi said shrugging his shoulders.

"Sea World, right?" Zetsu said in a shocked tone as he tried to picture Kisame at Sea World. "How does Kisame have friends at Sea World, what did he use

to do there?" Zetsu said trying his best not to burst out laughing. "Well he used to be a performer like the other fish, but he was popular because he was

half human, one day he found out that there was more to the world than being a performer so he left and became a ninja. " Itachi said rubbing his temples;

he then looked up at Zetsu realizing something was off about him. "Don't you have two personalities?" Itachi asked looking at Zetsu strangely. "Yea I do but

and to be honest since Naruto asked me to be Haya, um well I don't know how to put this but I actually have three personalities but since I'm supposed to

act like Haya my third personality came out and the other two are inside my mind." Zetsu said shaking his head. "This is the story of a girl who cried a

river and drowned the whole world. And while she looks so sad in photographs I absolutely love her when she smiles." Zetsu smiled brightly when he took his

Blackberry Curve (An: so what I'm a techno geek...) out of his pocket, it was a text message from Haya. It read, "Hey Zetsu, how r u? Wha'cha up too?" "You still like

her huh?" Itachi asked smiling a little. "Yea I do." Zetsu sighed as he started thinking about his past and how he first met Haya.


Me: I'm hungry... -stomach growls-

Gaara: So how close are you and Zetsu anyway? -raises a eyebrow-

Me: He is the cheese to my macaroni -laughs a little-

Gaara: -sulks in a corner-

Naruto: Meow...hmmm there is going to be a lot of cute little Gaara and Zetsu babies running around

Me: Huh, what do you mean? -tilts head curiously-

Sai: You forgot little Sai babies as well -smiles-

Me: Ewwwwww thats gross, guys can't have children...

Sai and Naruto: -does a anime fall-

Sasuke: -shakes his head and looks into the camera- See I have to deal with this crazyness everyday its we todded

Neji: Hello all -looks into the camera and shuts it off-