Disclaimer: Only Chie and Ganki are my OC. Those who aren't named are extras. No rights otherwise.

Edited as of 20.12.14.

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Summary: Character killed? Check. Reincarnated in the ninja world? Check. Mind of a fully conscious girl? Check. Born as an Uzumaki, Uchiha, Hyuuga or such fan-favored clan? Wait, what? Born in the same or earlier generation as the Rookie Nine? Oops. Character a Naruturd? Nooo. Ready? NO! Semi-serious parody of self-inserts, crack-ish.

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Reader000x151: Oh, thank you! I'll make sure to check it! Must have been when I didn't even know what they were called so I made a replacement designation. Oops. Ganki would be an appetizing meal for Zetsu but that's a huge-ass hint, oops! I was going to use it as a gag in the far future, haha! Oooh, those are surprisingly good, aren't they? PS. It still hurt me to lose my first recruit, sniff. Never tried again. So HARD.

auraleek: Thank you for reading! The Hyuuga clan is one of the few clan whose history Ganki is aware of and our creepy baby will try to do something about it. She hates to be formal, if you squint enough to deduce from what I've written so far.

Shoakuma: Hiashi isn't the only one who suffers in this one. Read today's update for it. And Ganki will be babyish unintentionally 'cause she's too immature for her own good. This is one of the most notable traits of her.

WindWhistle21: Ganki is very expressive and emotional, justified by the genes of her non-Aburame mother. Overall, she's the odd one out of her clan that need some attention! ...Not that she'll just be eye-catching. She's still an Aburame, don't forget it. And those were sample of dialogue from a fic I decided not to post on this website after all. You can forget it, don't worry. Sorry if it confused you.

tsaurn: They'll be like an inner Ganki but in a very different and enduring way. There are more in this update! :D

PowerHouseoftheCell: WOOORD. And yes! Love them! My favorite is Be Prepared!

Alenalenalen: Well, since Ganki's an especially small baby and these are mostly kids who haven't seen a baby before, in my opinion, so I wouldn't immediately let them hold my child. And in my experience, it's so hard to hold a baby. Soooo, yeah.

immortal chord: Awww, thank you! I think it's everyone's favorite, as well. Hee hee.

Yuzuki-Noches: I'm moved that people enjoy these chapters that I spontaneously write and I hope you are equally amused this time, too. Derp, no idea of what UVERworld is.

BlushLover930: You're reaaaally nice!

Firestripe49: There are certainly lots of forests there, aren't there? I'm starting to really like purple, too. And there are certainly some that I would love to play on those systems. I heard the Last of Us is amazing.

ladybellacullen: While I thank you for your friendly compliments, Ganki is in no way a prodigy to be able to graduate with the Rookie 9. That will be a definite difference from other SI stories. Mind to take the major changes I'm making at the end of the first chapter? She'll still change stuff ho ho ho! Ganki is from the generation of Konohamaru, Moegi, Udon and Hanabi.

DWM: But it won't be easy to get used to. I don't think I would have survived myself. BURGH! *disgusted face*

LooksxxxFool: She's a baby for now. All she can do is.. well, you'll find out in this chapter. And guess what? The superiors will- XXXXX (censured for spoiling this update's fun). ...And that's so nice of you. *tears*

CeresMaria: Hope this one is at least just as amusing but chapter 6 was too funny. Even for me.

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Shit was the understatement of the century.

It was more like 'oh fucking hell I'm going to meet the things that are so pretty that bloomed yaoi in the Internet when they are really fucking obsessed anti-socials that hurt everyone else.'

...

OK, I had to admit that that was my personal opinion for I knew what would happen within the twenty years from now on.

I was never biased but after reading what these Uchihas caused in the future, I couldn't help but bit my lip and make an incredulous pair of eyes at them.

In front of me was the infamously powerful clan of Konoha, owners of the 'oh you get one of these and your ninja life will be marked in history somehow, kindly demonstrated by one Kakashi Hatake' Sharigans and family of the heroine of the series.

The Uchiha clan.

Everyone stood up and shared formal greetings and bows.

I couldn't help but stare at the infamous family. There was the Uchiha counterpart of Hiashi, a jolly looking mother, a polite boy with a ponytail and a nervous kid pretending not to be.

The last one? Sasuke Uchiha.

"We apologize for our late arrival, Hiashi-san and Shibi-san." The father and Clan Head took a seat in the middle of the room as his wife joined her. Now all the Clan Head couples were kneeling on cushions. I was the only child with her parents since I was a baby.

I glanced at how the children were positioned near their own parents. Shino besides Dad, Hinata a little behind her mother and the two Sharigan brothers being next to each of their parents.

As Mom adjusted her grip on me, I blinked at the younger one who noticed me.

Sasuke Uchiha.

My train of thought blasted off.

Uchiha.

Black hair, not yellow or pink.

Navy as in the color.

Symbol that has no relevance with their unique ability.

Sasuke. Many things.

Naruto. Best friend and rival. Arrogant jerk. Corrupted and mind-fucked. Almost killed me. More than twice. Gonna save him though.

Girls. Sakura. Ino. Sluurrp. Future Husband. Takes more than 2 years to get over him. Too pretty.

Kakashi. Me of before. Obitoooooo. Gotta change him. Oops. Emo avenger. Fuck. Leave it to Naruto. Teach him signature jutsus in return.

Itachi. My measuring ruler of awesomeness. Two commas Sharigan? Still a loser, brother. Weakling brat. Here. Trauma. Get stronger and come back.

Me. Duckass hair. That guy whose popularity I don't understand. ANGGSSSSTTT. Ugly Wrinkles Jr. My revengeeee. Volunteer for pedo-looking snake guy. I GOT THE POWER. Bare chest attire to see his ribs.

Conclusion. Not a person I would to be friends with.

"Wow..."

A whisper that resembled breathes finished my ride into my mind, making me blink. I returned to real life to find a staring boy with wide-eyes that seemed to have never seen a baby before.

Oh, it's Sasuke.

I personally hated the jerk. Most. Selfish. Jerk. Ever.

I sighed to myself.

This was a kid version, before anything had gotten to him. His eyes sparkled with interest as they gazed at me and even I could tell that he was eager to take a closer look at me.

I replied his clear show of curiosity with a creepy stare.

It was creepy because I would be staring at him and I was a baby of a few months.

Imagine, a baby that lived only a couple of months just stares at you with its eyes that aren't normal green but bright green like an insect's (it's sadly true). It doesn't even blink as you try to maintain eye contact. You feel a shudder, realizing this is a battle to lose for it doesn't even react. It just sits there, eyeing you with its bizarre colored eyes and you—

Ah, there you go.

He backed away, clamming his eyes close as he budged himself backwards to hide behind his mom. My evil laughing bugs even informed me of a faint whimper.

Did anyone realize that I beat an Uchiha in a staring contest? That only involved the use of eyes? I beat an Uchiha with my eyes, get it?

...

Does that make me a Mary-sue?

Before my mental sane (I think) voice answered my question, I kiiiinda whimpered as I remember who the other one was. Typical Uchiha traits of black hair and equal colors for eyes, the stiff and strict posture and the impassive manner. Ponytail and wrinkle on each cheek, making the face more mature that it truly was.

I stared at Itachi Uchiha.

Future culprit of the Uchiha Massacre, he would kill the entire Uchiha Clan starting with his best friend named Shisui Uchiha. Then his aunts, uncles, cousins, grandparents, nieces. Then his mother and father. At the time he would be thirteen-years old, a mere kid at the initial stages of puberty.

Was that why? His little brother would be suspended.

He had left Sasuke alive to become his gauge. The killer prodigy had told him specifically to become stronger, much stronger to come to kill him. Itachi had set Sasuke the Avenger into the shinobi world, hurting so many people in the process.

I puffed my cheeks at him, replacing a scowl.

Sasuke, already creeped out, almost let out a squeak, flinching at my demeanor. Itachi blinked once.

I made a small squeal when I felt myself being dislocated from Mom's arms to Little Brother's in the careful but graceful manner Mom made in front of people. Normally, she would do it in an incredible speed that felt like a roller coaster.

Seriously, I think she wants me to get used to ninja speed already.

Fuck my shinobi future.

"—suggest allowing the children to acquaint themselves. Is Choji-kun available, my dear?"

"Yes, Aburame-san. He is expected to greet our honorable guests along his father."

WAIT, WHAT.

No, this isn't possible! You don't make separate only kids and only adults arrangements when I'm riding my train of thought! It's rude! And I soneeded to eavesd I mean, listen!

C'mon! You include the individuals you are discussing about intothe conversation! Where's the democracy in this country?!

I must express my disapproval to the leader and the government!

"—the Hokage-sama approved of our meeting as an example of amity. I wholeheartedly agree with him. I hope you approve as well. Hyuuga-san? Uchiha-san? What do you say?"

...Oh, right. It's more like hierarchy/bureaucracy/civilian rights.

"It would be lovely for Sasuke to make friends, wouldn't it, Itachi?"

"Yes, Mother. I could look after all of them, too."

WHUT.

"That's a very generous offer."

MOM?! Don't leave me withhim?!

"Yes, how polite of you, Itachi-kun. Why then, would another child bother you? He doesn't know other kids of his age outside of our clan."

Hinata's mom! No! Egoist slaughters aren't polite!

"We also have a boy of your age. Would you mind another one?"

Don't add another to the list of future victims! And we do, Mom?!

"Not at all, ma'am."

DON'T SMILE POLITELY. BUGS, STOP TELLING ME THAT IT'S SINCERE!

"It's all settled then. The more the merrier!"

MOM! HE'S FUCKINGITACHI UCHIHA!

"Hinata-san, Shino-san, please come with Sasuke and I."

"Y-y-yes, Itachi-san."

He's not a gentleman!

"Shino-san, I will carry Ganki-san for you."

"..."

"I used to carry Sasuke myself."

Little Brother, I've already been sacrificed to the Six-Legged Gods! Don't do it to Red Eyed Ponytail!

"Hello, Ganki-san."

Itachi Uchiha is not a cuddler who is as good as Mom!

"We've been told to join you, if you will excuse us."

"Ah, Neji-san and Muta-san, I believe?"

"Yes, Itachi-san. Here, Neji-san knows where Choji-san will greet us."

Itachi isn't a boy that is leading a cute trail of children like a mother duck does with her ducklings!

"Are you uncomfortable, Ganki-san?"

Itachi did not improve his baby-sitting skills just because he wanted by using his prodigy skills!

"Now, everyone into the room."

He did not, just become a master of cuddling...

"Would you please open the doors a bit, Neji-san. A little breeze will cool off the heat."

He did not make a spontaneous plan... that brought the heavenly atmosphere of spring in...

"The Akimichi are known not only to be shinobi with great amounts of chakra but also skilled controllers of the Yang-chakra. I've known that they used it to also flourish life forms such as trees."

"Wow, you know a lot, Itachi-nii!"

"I wasn't aware of that at all."

"Me neither, Muta-nii."

"L-like those flower trees, Itachi-san?"

Itachi did not make it informational and interesting to these infant intellects...

"Yes and the many plants in the garden."

"You are a shinobi already, Itachi-san?"

"Yes, Neji-san. You-"

He did not...

"-seemed to sleep-"

"-re, she likes-

...put me...

"-babies look-"

"-small for-"

...to sleeeeeeeeep...

Obviously, I fell asleep around the bunch of overly courteous children who spoke with a wider vocabulary that I ever did.

I had to be well-mannered for goodness' sake.

Noble Clans aren't just for names, fuck.

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When I had wakened from my slumber that was obviouslya scheme of Ugly Wrinkles, it hadn't been that bad. Not much time had passed by the looks of things.

"Itachi-nii is awesome, right? Shino-san, you think so too, right?"

"He's very smart."

SHINO, SINCE WHEN DID YOU TALK WITH STRANGERS.

I had to take it back.

It was terrifying.

Everyone was all haha and hoho, like an artificially staged picture of family friends who were meeting to get along. What in the fudging chocolate caramel?! How does this happen within an hour when these kids hadn't known each other before?! And Choji still wasn't here yet! That means less than 30 minutes!

Muta was holding me and conversing with Itachi as the two oldest of the group, talking about their shinobi training. When I tried to scout the room with my own eyes for my bugs were just telling me how sugars and rainbows everyone was in the room, I heard a gasp and everyone's, including mine, attention turned to its source.

Hinata smiling at me.

...

Huh?

"Ganki-san's awake!" She blushed happily as she inched closer to me and the rest of the boys glanced at me.

"The baby is your sibling yet doesn't have that much resemblance to you, Shino-san."

OMG, is that mini Neji who isn't scowling and glaring at Hinata?! He's also a cute kid?!

Then I remembered about how Neji went all angst after his father was "killed" for the incident. Seeing how smiley and interested he was as my brother answered him, it made me make pitying faces at the inquiring boy.

"Ganki has our mother's hair and has my hair color." Shino pointed out as Muta chuckled into his fist.

"Ganki-san's variety of expression makes you think differently of our clan, no?" The older boy smiled knowingly at the other clan children, who faltered for being hit at bull's eye.

"I'm sorry, Shino-san, Muta-san...! It is hard to tell your expressions and eyes and all..." Sasuke bowed swiftly in his sitting position and made a 'you know' expression of making the eyebrows wrinkled up.

"Even your body language is very hard to tell. I can't even attempt to guess what are your clan's people are considering." Itachi petted Sasuke and stated honestly in his ever placid-tone.

"Ganki-san seems to have inherited Chie-san's openness." Neji drawled out carefully as he tilted his head to get a better view of me. "Like Shino-san is just like Aburame-san." I stared with a flat face at the boy.

You only know Mom's name so you're calling Dad Aburame-san, right? 'Cause that's whatIwould have done.

"-a younger sibling." Hinata shyly smiled, toying with her fingers.

I wanted to facepalm myself for getting distracted AGAIN.

"It is most wonderful to have one, Hinata-san." Itachi nodded as he patted Sasuke who beamed in return. "Sasuke is a brother I did not expect but have grown to love."

I almost puked at the lovey-dovey sight if I hadn't felt the same with Shino and Torune. Muta was a cousin that didn't count.

"Aniki!" Sasuke puffed his cheeks as he reddened in embarrassment and I couldn't help but coo. "Well, I wish to be a great aniki as Itachi-nii!" He laughed with a bright smile that everyone followed. Itachi smiled and so did my hive.

...I feel like a pessimist in this paradoxical situation of having a tender moment with a future villain. I lamented to myself when Shino puffed his chest as he scooted over next to me.

"I will do the best for mine." Shino declared with a determination that awed me.

He meant it. He really did.

I smiled.

"I will also try my best, Shino-san. Don't forget me." Muta agreed with a softer set of eyebrows.

"Of course not, Muta-nii."

YES, NOBLE CLANS. WE, THE ABURAME, ARE UNITED WITH THE POWER OF LOVE!

I cackled haughtily to myself as I gurgled happily to the public crowd. Shino hugged me closer to himself in response and Hinata squealed slightly at our adorable sibling interaction.

I understand, sister. I wanted to wiggle my eyebrows at her. It's the same with you and Neji.I had seen Neji secretly pull Hinata back when she almost fell forward for her Japanese robes. I soooo had to maintain their friendly and caring relationship.

...somehow I would.

Yeah.

I could do this.

Don't know where my confidence comes from but oh well.

I can!

"You will be a great aniki to you little brother, Shino-san." Sasuke nodded like Gandalf, Dumbledore or some old wise, sage-themed old man.

I burped at the brother part, partially shocked at the addressing name as Shino and Muta froze as well. As embarrassing it was, a kikaichu had gotten out surprising the Hyuga cousins and Sasuke, who stared at the kikaichu bug with some degree of shock.

I pulled myself deeper into my blanket and Shino shared a glance with Muta who nodded sadly.

"...Ganki's a girl."

They all dropped their jaws, petrified.

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I hadn't realized because I hadn't really seen my reflection.

I looked like a fucking boy.

I was like a tinier, more open and greener version of Shino.

Hair with minutes bushes that resembled a hedgehog's look, dark brown shortness that made me look like I had a recent shave.

Large green eyes that are watery like a beagle's but not round enough to be cute. Baby fat concealed my other features but I think that my face shape would be sharp and angled as Dad's to give a masculine feeling.

Even though I was a baby, I had a vibe that somehow rang the bell in the brain that I was a boy.

That's most likely the reason that the future supporting cast were staring with most disbelieving eyes possible.

"No...!" Sasuke made the screaming expression as he dug tips of his tiny fingers into his cheeks, dragging them down in the process.

"Impossible..." Neji murmured as he seemed to lose his mind as his already paled and transparent eyeballs trembled into a completely translucent shade.

"G-girl...?!" Hinata turned gradually into the most intense hues of red, scarlet, crimson, ruby, cardinal... You get it.

Itachi blinked rapidly as if he were trying to make sure that his eyes were functioning properly.

"Ganki is my younger sister. A girl." Shino repeated.

"H-how?!" Sasuke retorted indignantly and for the first time, I watched Shino frown.

"Because she is a girl."

And soon enough, Shino and Sasuke were disputing in my gender as two bickering brats instead of the two polite little aristocrat children that they were. As everyone else watched the two fervent voices turn their heads at each speaker at every switch, I mused to myself as I steadied myself against a 'I'm watching but not thinking like watching TV' Muta's clothes.

Well, that escalated quickly.

"That hair is so not of a girl's! It's like...grass!"

Well, thank you, you little rascal.

"It's a family trait and hair has nothing to do with being a girl or a boy!"

Actually thank you, Shino.

What changed the phase of the rather insistent boys was the additional presence that soon joined our room. Outside of the door as it barely reached it to cast a round shadow, my hive told me.

'Not want, sad, clean.'

...what kind of combination is THAT?

'Not want, not here, somewhere, far.'

Oh, tell me about the rest.

'Sad, not happy, scared, worry.'

Okaaaayyy...?

'Clean, white, life, pure.'

I decided that I needed to have a long talk with my hive that talked in riddles. I was not patient enough to listen to mysterious and cryptic words of wisdom to find out the meaning on my own to become wiser. I needed direct, short and easy information!

Anyways, the new being entered into the room, the sound of sliding door attracting everyone's attention.

Nervous round eyes darted to take a quick look at the children as we could hear his clearly audible gulp reached my own ears.

"Hello. My name is Choji..."

There he was, chubby Choji with his round cheeks of swirls, spiky chestnut hair and anxious body movement. At his uncharacteristic introverted manner that I was not familiar with, I wanted to gurgle in question of this Hinata's male counterpart. However, someone else broke the brief interval of silence.

By lifting me quickly. I widened my eyes immediately.

Roller coaster, fuuu

For some reason, I was in Sasuke's firm yet clumsy hold in front of the newest arrival who blinked at me, the baby being shoved into his face.

Without seatbelts?! What the fuck, you Duck-ass! You're not certified! You've never even seen a

The culprit cut my really rapid series of insults.

"Choji-san," Sasuke asked desperately, "is this a boy or a girl?!"

I met Choji whom I met in the eyes and realized how adorable confused and baffled children were.

Daaw, cute children everywhere! I cooed as mini Choji blinked at me and turned to the waiting Sasuke.

"It's a cute little girl, right?"

There were gasps around.

"Ganki." I was taken back (literally) by another sudden immigration to someone else's hands. "Is. A. Girl." Shino almost hissed as he accommodated me soon enough between the warming garbs of his. Later, Shino nodded to Choji with his usually calm self.

"Hello, Choji-san. It is nice to meet you. I'm Shino Aburame and this is Ganki Aburame." Little Brother said in a louder voice, as if wanting for someone, who was still gaping at Choji, hear. "My sister."

I didn't even bother with the children but just eavesdrop when they all shared the formal greetings with a more relaxed Choji. Not when they were wondering how on earth I was a female, not the male that I felt like.

The future Akimichi Clan Head sat next to Shino who was particularly indifferent than the rather sentimental eyes of the others like Hinata, Neji and Sasuke.

I recalled the flashback of Choji, the past when Choji had been a softie figuratively and a bit literally to lack self-esteem. It was when Shikamaru, his bestie, hadn't minded his physique and slowness at all that connected the two even before Academy or their team formation.

Of course he would choose Shino over Itachi, who was a known prodigy. It would have lowered my confidence if I stood in the same room as the Red Eyed Ponytail.

I pouted whenever someone other than Shino and Muta held me to express my exact sentiments.

"Ganki has pretty eyes, Shino-san..." Choji stated carefully and I could tell that he was making sure not to be impolite or make a mistake. I giggled in response for the oh-so-timid-strongest-guy image established in my mind. I smiled at him to alleviate his fear, what my hive had described to me and Shino noticed it.

"You can hold her, Choji-san." Shino extended his caging arms to free me into the open where Choji was blinking at him.

That meant approval and thank you at the same time from Shino. Sasuke's shoulders dropped, showing how he himself hadn't gotten the forgiveness from Shino for having dared to snatch his baby sister from the Aburame's arms. Hinata set him concerned eyes as Neji tried to remain stoic like a Hyuuga made me giddier, causing me to cackle.

"Ganki likes you." Shino supplemented to encourage the astounded Akimichi. "And I see that you are careful. You can hold her." Muta seemed to flinch at that from his seat next to Itachi but I ignored it. Choji made a passively panicking face.

He couldn't refuse to be impolite at this offer. He wanted to try but was worried.

I blinked like a puppy would do, asking for a walk.

It took ten minutes, apologies, breathing exercises, a long set of specific instructions from Shino, advices from Itachi and Muta, watching eyes of the Hyuuga cousins and an intently listening Sasuke.

In the end, I was cooing to myself at the ridiculously lively arms of Choji. My kikaichu told me how energetic he felt and because they kept moving inside me - I know it sounds fucking disturbing because it is - I felt forced to move too. I wailed my arms, kept fidgeting even if Choji kept altering his limbs to make me feel more comfortable by watching me tensely. I had to express that I was moving just for the heck of it, not disliking my current position to assure the poor boy who sweat bullets.

I couldn't help it! I felt like Naruto himself, needing to release all this energy!

"M-muta-san, is G-ganki-san this...lively?" Hinata inquired worryingly after 20 minutes of the same pattern. Me moving, Choji moving, me giggling, Choji hesitating. I was getting physically tired as I moved the most out of my whole life (the baby one) but I still felt the desire to just move.

"No, Ganki-san is a baby." Muta tilted his head in confusion as Neji also tried to observe me better for the answer. "Babies have to sleep most of the time. While she has managed the flip, it's unlikely she would attempt to start crawling."

"Ganki-san started to move ever since Choji-san's hold." Sasuke tried to help with his own observations.

"I think the baby should be with Aburame-san...!" Choji finally cracked as he made a face that said 'I'm going to cry-!' Muta recognized it more quickly that Shino did as he gently lifted me off from the Akimichi's trembling arms. I felt sapped of energy all of the sudden so I stopped flaring like a nerve-wrecked child.

That was when the fatigue came and I slopped over in my blanket burrito like a sprawling dog under the summer heat.

My hive generously informed me of the staring eyes of the children. They felt all...dumbfounded. Disturbed.

Shit.

"...Yes, definitely." Itachi broke the awkward silence that had been for a while.

I didn't mean to look insane-! It's all the kikaichu's fault!

'Not even sorry,'

...

Did the kikaichu just reference Friends?

I decided to focus in arguing with my own hive as Muta began to get up to get me back to Mom. Except that the same Akimichi girl who delivered Choji's Dad's message came to tell them it was time for lunch.

Guys, I thank you for trying to always be nice with my bitching and everything but what the heck?

'You, capable, we, all, together, contract, promise.'

A chorus of voices, for the first time, answered me. They were all of different pitches, tones and volumes, ringing simultaneously. After I blinked to myself to accept the Voice, I realized it was my whole colony answering me at the same time.

...huh? I only need one of you answer me.

'Yes.'

...This girl one needs some social interaction. I liked how they listened to me most of the time. Keyword being most.

Anyways, was that supposed to answer my question?

'Yes, promise, share, food, you, give, you know, we know.'

The promise is that I give you food, the ...chakra? And you know what I know.

'Yes.'

Well, first rule. Don't mock me.

'Second, not abandon, us.'

What! Why do you make the rules?! Wasn't I supposed to be the leader thing? Monarchy of sorts?!

'We, you, together.'

Oh, so it's more like communism.

'...'

...

'Don't, even, know, how, react.'

Yeah, that sounded wrong despite the utopian purpose it has. Damn all communist-bad education. Wait, that's not what I asked! How do you even know Friends?! I haven't watched it! I just know the line! Like the one you just did! 'I don't even know how to react to that'!

'You know, we know.'

...Creepy as fuck.

'Together, same.'

I'm not creepy!

'Others, not think, that.'

I couldn't argue that. My kikaichu had to have my knowledge to correct me. They had to.

This wasn't certainly going to be an easy life.

'Know, understand, different, not understand, always.'

…and they were technically dumber than me?

'You, we, same, you dumb, too.'

SHUT UP!

"So excited, aren't you, Ganki?"

I blinked to see Mom's familiar emerald eyes smiling at me. I realized we had finally arrived at the meal for Choji's birthday party.

...Party of party poopers.

Wow, I feel so bad for Choji.

Looking around was a long ass table with all kinds of food that didn't seem to be of entirely composed of Japanese cuisine. The Akimichi clan appeared to be awesome at cooking food as they were to eat it. The seating were divided into families, each part of the table taken by a Noble Clan and for some reason, it had to be Uchiha placed on our opposite.

"Ganki-san was energetic, Chie-san." Itachi remarked to kinda report of his work and I huffed at that.

"No wonder she looks tired." Mom placed me to her arm, holding me in one so she could have a drink of the steaming tea. "Have the children gotten to know each other?" She asked in her calm voice with clear curiosity.

"Yes, Chie-san." Sasuke replied instead as he answered with the most courteous tone so far and I saw his eyes glance at Shino. "It was such a pleasure to meet everyone."

Trying to apologize by being nice to Shino's family? This boy really knew how Little Brother cared about family the most and how his attempts wouldn't work to the irked boy directly.

Damn, Sasuke realized this at three?

...I actually feel jealous.

"Ganki is your first baby, too, right?"

"Yes, Chie-san."

And I saw the raven-haired boy's eyes glint. I watched him tilt towards his parents in his seat and clear his throat, gaining their questioning attention.

"What is it?" Mikoto asked soothingly at her son who looked more nervous by the minute.

"Father," Sasuke called in a voice that was very low, "is Ganki-san a girl or a boy?" The infamous frown appeared on the grumpy forehead as he raised an eyebrow and crossed his arms.

"Ganki-san is clearly a boy of much potential." I giggled.

Oh amazing eyes you've got there, Uchiha! See the irony? See? See? See?!

I glanced at my own father who stared at the one who had answered.

"Fugaku, it's my daughter you're complimenting."

To his credit, the Uchiha father didn't falter while many others choked in their drinks.

...12 years of this shit? Better enjoy it.

I mused as I listened to the coughs the shocked people made at the revelation.

"Ganki is my sister." Shino stressed aloud and I wanted to pat him in the back.

Muta did.

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Have no idea what kind of OC I've unleashed onto the SI community.

Ganki - seriously looks and feels like a boy, is an emotional Aburame, has an actual being to bicker with inside her head, has managed to choke certain ninjas with just clarifying her gender, has creeped out Hiashi Hyuga and Sasuke Uchiha out at the age of two months.

...This is just the start of her long list of infamous achievements, trust me.

Neji and Mutas are cousins who were brought over as possible babysitters for the Clan Head children. They are the next Clan Heads, they need some kind of bodyguards, right? But it turned out friendlier and informal because of reasons and I wrote it so.

The gender confusion will SO be a running gag.

-Shino's offended and Sasuke begins a beautiful friendship my ass.

-Itachi's all nice nature and honesty is confusing Ganki.

-Hinata finds a friend in Choji cause she almost felt the same.

-Muta almost shrieks at Shino's SHORT analysis. Usually, the boy has a whole paragraph of logic.

-Uchiha eyes get mocked at, haha. Is that a first?

-Ganki's not meant to be a Mary-sue, just making sure.

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A: I've recently added Frozen OST and bunch of Disney songs to my iTunes. There's also the Studio Ghibli 25 Years Concert in BluRay on Youtube and their jazz albums.

Q: What kind of summon would you like as a ninja? And should I give one to Ganki who already has her kikaichu? (Please answer the latter at least.)