This fic is almost done. Just a few more chapters of weirdness to go!

Chapter 7: Amy Explodes

"Ok," Scourge began slowly, breathing heavily. "I think I've finally got it."

Everyone groaned loudly and complained, "No! No more!"

"But I might get it this time!" Scourge insisted, though he seemed a little doubtful.

Finally, Amy seemed to have had enough. She jumped out of her chair, marched right over to Scourge and said loudly, "That's IT! The only reason we haven't been able to kill Sally is because your stupid plans are far too unnecessarily difficult and complex!"

Scourge looked up at her in mild shock. "Now listen to me, Amy--"

"NO! Now, YOU'RE gonna listen to ME!" Amy shouted authoritatively in his face. "Because it's never gonna work if we keep doing it your way! So from now on, I'm in charge! Got a problem with that?"

Now Scourge looked afraid. He nodded slowly. "S-sure, Amy. W-whatever you say. But, if you'll just listen to my plan--"

"NO! Your plans suck! Here's what you're gonna do: You're gonna take your gun, go find Sally on the street, and just shoot her then and there, no questions asked. Got it, punk?"

"O-ok, Amy..." Scourge gulped. "And then we get Cerberus to--?"

"No, no, no, no, NO!" Amy shouted again in frustration. "Forget Cerberus! He belongs in the NiGHTS series! You're gonna do the dirty work in getting rid of her body! I don't really care how you do it, 'cause I'm not gonna get involved. If you get in trouble with the police, that's your problem. Compredez?"

"Uh...yes?" Scourge answered uncertainly.

Amy seemed satisfied, though she still had a sharp look on her face. "Good." she said, her voice raspy from all the yelling. "Then let's go."

Ooh! Getting closer to the climax! Will Amy sucessfully prevail in killing Sally? Stay tuned...