Parody 7: Sing it all Out Loud
Izuka and Gaara walked into the kitchen to see Temari washing the dishes while Kankuro was repairing Black Ant at the nearby dinner table. Music was playing from Kankuro's I-pod, which was stationed in a nearby stereo system. It was currently on shuffle and playing "Bicycle Race" by Queen.
"Bicycle Race" is probably one of the most random songs that were ever written in the history of music." said Izuka as she took a seat opposite of Kankuro. Gaara sat next to her.
"No "Hey Mickey" by Toni Basil is." replied Kankuro as he began working on one of Black Ant's arms.
"What's so random about "Hey Mickey?" asked Temari as she placed a dish on the dish rack.
"The song is basically about a guy named Mickey, but in the video, it's all about Toni Basil doing a cheerleading routine with a bunch of cheerleaders on a sound stage for the whole vid. There is absolutely no love interest in the video. It doesn't make sense to me." commented Kankuro.
"It actually makes sense if you realize the song is basically a long-winded cheerleader cry." replied Gaara.
"That helps to make some sense to it." replied Kankuro.
"Kankuro, what's the next song that's supposed to play?" asked Temari.
"Ughh." said Kankuro as he looked over his shoulder to gaze at his I-pod. "The next song that's supposed to play is the instrumental version of Nickleback"s "Burn it to the Ground". Why you ask?" asked Kankuro.
He turned his head to see Temari with a knowing smirk on her face. "You came up with your own parody of "Burn it to the Ground", didn't you?" asked Kankuro.
"Yes, yes, I did." replied Temari.
"Here we go again." chorused Izuka and Gaara as they gave each other tired, but knowing looks.
The room soon became silent, but then the song's familiar guitar rift began to fill the room. Kankuro moved to turn up the speaker's volume since he loved the song so much. Whether it was the instrumental version or the original one with the lyrics, he couldn't care less. He loved all of them.
As soon as the part where the lyrics first come in, Temari began to sing.
Well, its midnight, damn right, I wanna go and pick a fight
I've got a fist full of money, somebody just robbed me
Oh, that crap makes me bull crap angry
I've got no fear, no doubt, bets in, money out
We're going out tonight to visit poker night
Take anything we want, break everything in sight
We're going till the sand stops burning
And then we sing it all out loud tonight
We're talking like aliens, swinging from the ceiling
I've got a fist full of twenties, sake don't give me
Oh, we got some class, some tastes, a good shirt with an ugly face
We got 'em lined up, shot down, firing back, saying ow
We're going out tonight to visit poker night
Take anything we want, break everything in sight
We're going till the sand stops burning
And then we sing it all out loud tonight
Burning like a paper bomb, playing till the morning comes
Get your hands off my cards or I'll call you an old fart
Well, no chain, no fan, and this game is mine man
I've got two friends, two sibs, lots of wins, I won the bids
We're going out tonight to visit poker night
Take anything we want, break everything in sight
We're going till the sand stops burning
And then we sing it all out loud tonight
We're going out tonight to visit poker night
Take anything we want, break everything in sight
We're going till the sand stops burning
And then we sing it all out loud tonight
The guitar rift concluded the song. Soon a new song played, which was weirdly a Chris Brown song.
Well hey little mama
I can transform ya
I can't believe you have "I can Transform Ya" by Chris Brown on your I-pod." replied Gaara as he gave his brother a weird look.
"There are a lot of things you don't know about me." said Kankuro with a smirk. "And besides, I think this song fits Izuka whenever she goes into one of her elemental beast modes."
"Okay then." replied Izuka in an unsure tone.
"You know, Kankuro has a point. The song does kinda fits you when you go through one of your beast transformations." said Temari as she placed the last dish on the dish rack.
"Transformations that I only go through when the situation calls for it." replied Izuka as she turned her attention to the wind mistress.
"What were your transformations again?" asked Kankuro.
"Thanks to my tailed-beast Ryuna, I can transform into half-human, half-animal for each different element I can control. Since I can control 12 elements, I have 12 transformations." explained Izuka.
"Give an example please." answered Kankuro.
"For example, when I go into the beast transformation for sand, I become half-human, half scorpion. Basically, all I gain from that transformation is a poisonous scorpion tail and my skin turns into a weird purplish-gray color. But for some weird reason, that's the skin color that I take on in every transformation."
"Okay then, I remember that transformation now." said Kankuro as he went back to upgrading Black Ant. He started to hum the song that was playing from his I-pod, which was Rihanna's "S & M."
"KANKURO" yelled Izuka, Gaara, and Temari in unison.
"WHAT?!" he yelled back in return. "If you don't like the song, then leave the area."
"Gladly!" called Temari as she walked out of the room.
"I'm gone." said Izuka, as she too left the room.
Kankuro stared at Gaara, who was still sitting at the table with him. "What?" asked Kankuro.
"You are officially just plain creepy." replied Gaara in his monotone. He then walked out the room.
"I'll take that as a compliment." replied Kankuro to no one in partiular.
Gaara walked into the living room, where he found Izuka and Temari watching "Final Destination". He joined them on the couch.
"By the way, why did you make a poker night the subject of your parody for "Burn it to the Ground?" asked Izuka.
The wind mistress smiled and replied. "It's because whenever Baki challenges me to a poker game, I always win."
"He's an idiot." was all Gaara said.
Kankuro walked into the living room just in time to see one of the victims getting their head decapitated by shrapnel. He fainted instantly.
"Wow he's soft." Izuka said as she observed the puppeteer unconscious on the floor.
"Of course he's soft. He's a big fat tub of lard with legs." replied Temari as she brought her attention back to the movie.
"That's so cold sis." replied Gaara.
"I know, but you know what I said about Kankuro is true right?" replied Temari.
Izuka and Gaara both stared at each other and then at the wind mistress. "Yeah, your right." chorused the two.
They brought their attention back to the movie, ignoring the puppeteer on the floor for the rest of the day.
End of Parody 7
A/N: "Burn it to the Ground" belongs to Nickleback. "Sing it all Out loud" is the parody based off of the song that I made. I also do not own "Final Destination",Toni Basil' "Hey Mickey", or "I can Transform Ya" by Chris Brown ft. Swiss Beats and Lil Wayne. Song suggestions or song requests are welcomed. Please review and vote on my profile page's poll. Thank you.:)
