No words in the entire universe could describe Hinata's horror when she woke in the morning.

She was butt naked under the covers in her bed which was surprisingly warm... and there was someone in her bathroom!

Hinata gulped as she broke into cold sweat, blushing as she felt soreness between her legs.
Oh my... the last thing she remembered was boozing away her sorrows in the restaurant thinking of the many ways she could get herself killed. And after that, everything was blank.
But now...

Oh god, what if the person in her bathroom was someone from the restaurant?!

What if it was one of the girls?!

Or worse, CHOUJI!
Lord in heaven, NO!

Hinata held back the urge to climb up to the highest floor, jump down and just end her miserable existence. Instead, she prayed with all her heart that if it was Chouji in there, he didn't clog her toilet with one of his stink bombs.

What the hell was she thinking?! Why does she always get herself into situations like this dang it?!
No, no, no!

She began pulling on her hair, groaning at her growing headache. She should have stuck to her resolution of eternal soberness... or better yet she should have just entered monkhood and avoided problems in her life forever! Just her, orange robes and the grace of Buddha for the rest of her life.

But now Buddha probably shunned her.

She wanted to wail in misery but froze in place as she heard her bathroom door fling open, a satisfied sigh following after.
Her heart began to pound against her chest like mad, her pulse increasing with her anxiety.

But the moment the figure came to sight she felt like her heart had stopped.
All she could do was sit there dumbfounded, blinking with her mouth agape feeling more and more naked.

The man secured his watch on his wrist before running his fingers through his dark hair.
She watched helplessly as he turned to her, adjusting his tie; his gaze as uncaring as ever.

"Finally, you're up." Sasuke shook his head, sighing.

"I tried to wake you up, but with all that snoring..."

Hinata's eye began to twitch.

"By the way, your towel smells like dead fish. You should wash it more often. And aren't you a little old to be using Johnson's baby soap?" Sasuke raised a brow as he took his jacket from one of the chairs by the bed, flinging it across his shoulder.

He grabbed his keys atop the cabinet and began walking lazily, slowly towards the door.
Much to Hinata's displeasure, he stopped as he turned the knob.

"Hey," He began.

"Just because we fucked last night doesn't mean I'll let you come late for work. Get your lazy ass out of the bed."

With that, he left with the biggest smirk etched on his lips.
He had a feeling that things were about to get interesting in his dull life.

As she heard the sound of the door shut close, her eyes rolled to the back of her head and her entire world blacked out as she fell head first off her bed.

It was then she realized; that Chouji wasn't that bad of an option.


Hinata winced as she ran a hand through her hair before putting on her hair net. As if her day wasn't bad enough, she woke up finding a huge bump on her head.

"Hinata?" Tenten called out, worried.

Hinata stiffened.

"Y-Yes?"

Oh god, why is Tenten calling her all of a sudden? Did she find out about her and Sasuke?
Was she going to tell her parents?! Or worse, Neji?!

"Are you alright? You look kinda feverish."

Hinata let out a sigh of relief.

"I-I am fine, t-thanks for your concern."

Great, she was getting paranoid. This is ridiculous! Tenten didn't even know her family!
At this rate, it won't be long before she starts seeing floating panties and talking butterflies and end up in the mental institution.

Her entire day from morning till now had been a complete and utter disaster that she was sure she was going to lose it soon.

She began to convulse as she remembered how her neighbours greeted her this morning.


Flashback...


Hinata hastily locked her apartment door, worried sick that she was going to be late and that Sasuke would probably punish her by announcing to the entire world about what had happened.

She turned, wanting to run across the floor to the elevator when one of her neighbours stopped her in her tracks.

"Hinata," The man sounded quite exhausted.

Immediately she turned, gulping.

"S-Sumi-san, good morning. S-Sorry but I have to – "

"Your screaming kept my baby up all night you know that? My wife and I didn't get a wink of sleep last night."

Hinata gasped, her face turning red.

"I-I am s-s-so s-sor – "

"Next time if you want to get laid, at least have the courtesy and the sense to do it in a place where there are no families around." The man scolded before stomping away.

Hinata clutched on to her satchel, biting on her lip hard to keep the tears at bay. Was she really that loud?!

"Hey!" Mei, the little girl two rooms away tugged on the hem of her shirt.

Hinata jerked slightly before lowering her head blinking at the little girl.

"Mei-Chan, I am s-sorry but I have to – "

"Nee-Chan, who is Sasuke? And why were you agreeing so much with him last night?"

Hinata once again let a gasp escape her reddened lips.
Her legs felt like giving way and she started to feel the world spin around her.

"Were you guys playing a game?"

"I –I"

DEAR KAMI-SAMA!

"I-I really have to go – " Desperately she turned, running, only to bump into yet another neighbour.

"Hinata-Chan," Granny Yamamoto snickered, a slight blush sporting her wrinkled, pale cheeks.

"Looks like I'd best get you a different kind of balloon this Christmas." She winked.

The elderly lady laughed as the girl sprinted to the elevator, leaving a trail of dust behind.


End of flashback...


"WAAA!" Hinata bawled, pulling off her hair net and pulling hard on her raven hair as she banged her head on to her counter utterly embarrassed by the thoughts of this morning.

"What the – Hinata!"

Tenten jumped, immediately rushing to her friend's side.

"Get a hold of yourself!"

Why didn't Sasuke just kill her instead?


Hinata sighed as she inserted a dollar into the snack vending machine.
Finally, the day was over. She pressed the button for a bag of chips and watched silently, patiently as the packet slid down to the bottom.

She bent down to pick up the packet, paling as she heard heavy footsteps coming her way, stopping right in front of the neighbouring vending machine. She heard a familiar sigh before the beep of the machine. Gulping, she picked up the bag of chips, slowly straightening herself before turning mechanically to face the devil's spawn.

Surprisingly she didn't shit bricks as she found herself staring straight into his dark eyes.

"Hey."

"H-H-Hiya."

Run Hinata, run!

But her feet were glued in place, only her head had moved to face the vending machine; too afraid to look at him. She jumped slightly as she heard the sound of a can clashing against the base of the machine. Her breathing quickened as she heard the can pop open followed by a series of gulps.

Why was she still here?

She heard him sigh once more, but after that only cold silence.

"Is your body alright?"

Despite the feel of her blood gushing to her head, she replied.

"T-T-T-Totally! I-I am a-a-as s-s-strong as a-a-a l-l-lion! Eheheh, hehe."

What is wrong with me?!

She wanted to blame last night on him. She wanted to believe that he took advantage of her... But the fact that they did it in her apartment made her unable to argue with the fact.
B-But she was drunk for god's sake!

Within seconds she felt his face right next to hers, shivering as his breath fanned her cheek.

"You're just as wild too."

She gasped hearing his teasing tone, she backed away from him fast and ended up stumbling over her own foot, landing hard on her butt.
She brought her knees closer to her chest and shut her eyes tight as she heard him chuckle.

"Hinata!" Kiba's chirpy voice came to earshot, making the raven panic.

"Hina – " Kiba stopped as he reached the scene, glaring at Sasuke with narrowed eyes.
Sasuke blinked impassively at the man.

"Oi!" Kiba growled, striding speedily towards the two.

"Would you stop disturbing her already?"

Sasuke raised a brow.

"She really doesn't like you so just leave her alone okay?"

"K-K-Kiba-kun!" Hinata gasped.

"Oh really?" His sarcastic tone sent shivers down Hinata's spine. Sasuke tilted his head, a crazy smirk threatening to form on his lips.

"Well, she certainly didn't portray as such last nigh – "

"K-K-K-Kiba-kun!" She practically leaped up, addressing the fellow chef.

"S-S-Sir and I – " She swallowed.

"W-We need to... d-discuss some things."

Kiba furrowed his brows.

"What?"

"I-It may t-take some time s-so you and Naruto-kun can head home first."

Kiba blinked disbelievingly at her, shaking his head.
Hinata gave him a pleading look, biting down on her lip.
Kiba gave his boss a quick glance before sighing.

"Alright... See you tomorrow." He said, giving Sasuke one last glare before walking away with his hands down his pockets.

Hinata turned shyly to Sasuke, looking at him through her lashes, nibbling on her bottom lip.
The man returned her gaze with an impassive one of his own before pointing to the side with his thumb. Hinata looked at him questioningly.

"My office."


It was weird; too weird to be alone in the same room as him.
The worst part was he seemed so calm about the whole thing!

She munched nervously on the chips, making Sasuke glare at her for making annoying crunching sounds.

"I swear Hinata, if there are crumbs all over my floor I'll make you lick them up."

She stopped abruptly in her munching, gulping slowly.

"S-Sorry."

Hey, what was there to be sorry about? SHE did all his cleaning anyways!

Sasuke sighed, rolling his eyes before continuing to sort out his papers.
Hinata stared at him, wondering whether to call out to him and disrupt his filing or just keep silent and safe. Sasuke on the other hand felt extremely uncomfortable with the idea of a pale girl with dark hair and wide eyes staring at him in the middle of the night.

"What?" He turned to her, crossing his arms.

"U-Um... s-sir,"

"Hinata," He stopped her, rubbing his forehead.

"It is really weird for someone whom I just had sex with to call me sir."

He watched her slowly turn red.

"Just call me Sasuke."

"Y-Yes, Sirrrrr-suke." She gulped.

Sasuke raised a brow.

"S-Sasuke I-I said Sasuke." It felt so weird for her to say his name.

"Er, a-anyways... I wanted to t-talk – "

"Mm, what is it?"

Hinata pressed her head against the couch as he stood, walking towards her.
Her packet of chips slipped her hands as he plopped on to the couch, but thankfully went unnoticed by him.

She swallowed, trying her best to speak up even with him staring intensely at her like that.

"W-Well I j-just – "

Her breath hitched as a calloused thumb brushed against the side of her lip.
Pale ivory met dark obsidian as Sasuke leaned closer to her all of a sudden.

"Crumbs." He stated bluntly before bringing his thumb to his lips, sucking on the tip.

Hinata gaped as she watched the scene before her.

HE LICKED IT! HE LICKED IT! What is he doing?!

"Tastes good."

Hinata blinked. What the hell is she supposed to do in a situation like this?

"U-Um... do y-you want some?"

"Don't mind if I do." He smirked.

And just like that, he attacked her lips. His mouth enveloped hers, stunning every single part of her. Gently he pushed her down on her back, positioning himself between her legs, his hands on both sides of her head.

Hinata's eyes were lidded; her mind was just a complete blur; her thoughts dying out by the burn of his lips on hers.
It was when she felt the moist heat of his tongue on her lips that her brain dashed back to reality. She let out a muffled squeak of protest which went ignored and she clamped her mouth shut tight, unrelenting.

Irritated, Sasuke tore his lips from hers glaring down at her gasping form.

"Hinata, stop being annoying and open your mouth."

"S-Sasuke I – "

Sasuke took advantage of the opening and reclaimed her lips, this time able to freely explore her mouth with his eager tongue.
Hinata choked on her various attempts to beg for mercy, so she brought her feeble hands to his shoulders, trying her best to push him off her but with no avail.

With an annoyed grunt Sasuke grabbed her tiny hands and brought them to his chest, pressing them there firmly for awhile. Hinata felt herself go limp under him, feeling the heat radiate from his body.

Once he felt like her hands were secured in place, he placed his hands on her thighs bringing her closer to him. Hinata felt like she had absolutely no control over anything, including herself.
Her hands began mindlessly trailing upwards, taking fistfuls of his hair and running her fingers through his scalp. Her vision began to blur and her body felt like it was overheating.

She just didn't know what to do, or what she was doing.

He broke the kiss, in need of air. He wiped the saliva off his mouth and just stared at her. His eyes darkening with lust. It wasn't long before he dipped his head once more, this time targeting her creamy neck.

She nearly choked on her saliva as he left half open kisses down her neck, her grip on his hair tightening.

"S-Sasuke..."

She stiffened in panic as she heard him growl, his nose brushing against her earlobe as he whispered seductively into her ear making her shiver.

"I love the way you say my name."

"I – " Her sentence died out as he licked and nibbled lightly on her earlobe dragging out a reluctant moan from her lips.

She needed to stop this somehow... But first he needed to get his damned lips off of her!

He went back to ravishing her neck, making her bite hard on her lower lip to keep from crying out wantonly.

"S-Sas – Ahhh!"

The ass bit down on the crook of her neck hard, to the point that she actually thought he pierced through her skin.

How much more did he want to embarrass her for heaven's sake?!
She felt him smile against her skin and she wondered how she could just lie there and take all of this. His hands began sliding underneath her shirt, pulling it up as his hands trailed north.

Fighting against the fluttery feeling she had in her stomach and the heat pooling in her lower abdomen Hinata tugged on his hair.
When he ignored her action she tugged harder, making him grunt in annoyance before raising his head, furrowing his eyebrows at her.

"What, damn it?" He hissed impatiently.

"Can't you see I am busy?"

Busy violating my body, you bucket of poo!

"S-Sasuke l-listen I-I – "

"What? You're afraid someone might walk in on us? Don't worry by now all those lazy fools have gone home. Including the two donkeys that follow you around all day. Even if someone does barge in, let's just give em' a show, eh?"

Hinata gasped at his words.
What kind of a person is he?!

She pushed on his shoulders as she felt him lower himself once again earning her a death glare.

"Hinata. What. The. Fuck?"

"I-I... It's j-just that..." She sighed, turning away from him.

"S-Sasuke... w-what are y-you doing?"

"Are you kidding me right now? Obviously I am on the verge of fucking you silly – "

"S-Stop please... I-I can't... w-we can't... do this." She swallowed.

He furrowed his eyebrows.

"Why not?"

He genuinely looked confused.

"We are fuck buddies, aren't we?"


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