Me no own twilight. or harry potter. Simple (and devastating) as that.
Harry's POV
Never in my entire life did I think that I would be a defense against the dark arts teacher. Not even in a club, but here I am planning our first lesson.
"Welcome to our first D.A. meeting. Edward and Alice are guarding the door for any sign's of Professor Umbridge, lets begin!" I said
"Today we are working on the defensive spell, Expelliarmus" I continued.\ There was a mixture of grumbles and cheers from the crowd.
Renesmee's POV
YAY! Our first defense spell!!!! This is so exciting!
"Point your wand at your partner and yell, Expelliarmus!" Harry said loudly
"Yes, Professor Potter sir!" I giggled.
I got my mom as a partner.
"Expelliarmus!" I yelled and my mom's wand would've poked my eye out if I had been fully human.
"Great job Nessie!" Harry yelled!
"Go Ness!" Jacob wolf whistled.
Emmett POV
I was partnered with the dog. Why?! Ugh.... I don't know what Renesmee see's in that mutt.
"You are going down!" I challenged.
"Oh really?" He sounded cocky...Maybe I can work that to my advantage. MUA HA HA HA. *cough cough* Play it down Emmett, people are staring.
"Expelliarmo!" I yelled. Nothing happened. Hmm.
"Expelliumus!" I yelled again.
Jacob started chuckling. Oh he was going down!
"Expalliarmack!" I boomed getting very frustrated. Jacob shook his head.
"Expelliarmus." He muttered.
My wand flew away! ohhhh. HE WAS GOING TO GET IT!
"You $*(!!!! GET THE #*(!$$$ OUT OF MY &*#Q#% YOU #*#)(#%!!!!" I yelled.
Everyone looked at me appalled.
Jasper was snickering in the corner. Renesmee stormed up. She looked mad. Hm. I wonder why. Edward looked at me like I was dumb. ??? Why?
Why the heck did you talk to him like that?" She screamed.
Oh. So thats why....
"Well...SORRY!" I chuckled sarcastically
"You f-"
"LANGUAGE!!" Alice sang!
Please review! This kind of was a filler chapter. Its been a while since I've read this book (HP #5) So if you could tell me what happens after their first lesson of the D.A. or what I should but up next....
Lets just say that would be greatly appreeciated!
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AND YOU GET A CYBER COOKIE!!!!
