Hey there readers, now here's chapter 7 to this story. Now as mentioned last time, the great Foodening was revealed to begin. Will Zim and his allies managed to escape it? And what is Sizzlor gonna do about it? Find out now readers.

DISCLAIMER: Invader Zim is owned by creator Jhonen Vasquez


CHAPTER 7: OUTMATCHING THE FOODENING

Sizzlor and the others at the concert were shocked about the news.

"The Foodening starting soon!" Sizzlor announced.

"WOAH! That's bad news!" Guyman of Daft Punk shouted. "Thomas, get us out of here!"

"Okay Dokey my friend!" Thomas shouted as he pressed a button on the controls of the pyramid, which then caused the pyramid to teleport away with Daft Punk on it.

Irken Kanye decided to teleport himself off the planet, along with Irken Iggins.

"YEAH! I GET TO SEE THE ZOMBIE MUTT!" Irken Iggins shouted as he was teleported with Irken Kanye.

Meanwhile, the Resisty were taking off in their ship, carrying every single snack food that was in the snack fault.

"YEAH! WE GOT THE SNACKS! NOW LET'S GO BEFORE THE FOODENING STARTS!" Lard Nar shouted. "SEE YA LATER SIZZLOR!"

"PIRATE MONKEYS ROCK!" Schloon shouted as the ship took off and disappeared in a flash.

"Uh, sir... The Resisty stole our snack food." Bob stated.

"I don't care about them, I want to destroy Zim!" Sizzlor got out what appeared to be a giant laser gun, as he then let out a whistle and a hover craft showed up. Sizzlor got on it and flew off to get Zim.

"I'M GONNA GET YOU ZIM!" Sizzlor shouted. "YOUR DEAD IRKEN PEST!"

Sizzlor chased after them at high speed.


Meanwhile, Zim noticed the gravitational pull of Foodcourtia was stronger than before.

"GUYS! THE FOODENING IS STARTING!" Zim shouted. "WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!"

"Calm down Zim, I can handle this." Gaz said calmly as she flew the ship a little faster.

Dib then looked out the window and saw Sizzlor chasing after them.

"Uh guys," Dib said. "Sizzlor chasing us!"

"ZIM!" Sizzlor shouted.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Zim panicked. "FLY THE SHIP FASTER! I AM SO SCARED!"

"Calm down whiner." Gaz said as she flew the ship even faster that time.

Although, it wasn't fast enough, as Sizzlor managed to land on top of the ship, with a thud. He then used the Laser gun and shot a hole right through the roof.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Zim screamed again.

"I've got you know Zim!" Sizzlor looked angrily down towards Zim.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" Zim squealed. "IDON'TWANNADIEEVER!IDON'TWANNABEEXECUTED!IMTOOAWESOMEFORTHAT!GUYSPLEASEHELPMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"It's over Zim! Your gonna die!" Sizzlor reached to grab Zim by the head, which he did. Unfortunately, he couldn't pull him up, as Gaz was gripping onto Zim, trying to help him, where she set the ship onto autopilot.

"Grrrrrrrrr. Both of you are getting executed!" Sizzlor shouted trying to pull both of them up, but only to find out that Gaz was being pulled by GIR, who was being pulled by Dib, who was being pulled by Skoodge, who was being pulled by Madness, who was being pulled by Keef, who was being pulled by Nick, who was being pulled by Minimoose. Sizzlor was so close and he had Zim almost completely in his grip.

"Ha! Your doomed Zim! I almost have my grip on you, and your stupid allies are almost tired out, and your gonna be dead soon. It's over Zim! Your time with death will begin now! Any last words Zim!?" Sizzlor declared.

"...please help me Gaz..." Zim was more terrified with death than with Gaz.

"I'm trying to Zim, don't worry.." Gaz pulled even harder.

"HEY!" GIR saw something cool. "WE ARE HEADING INTO A WASHING SOAP AND STUFF PLACE FOR MACHINES AND SHIPS!"

"You mean a Shipwash place GIR!" Zim corrected him.

"Okay!" GIR said. "WE ARE HEADING FOR A SHIPWASHWAY!"

"WHAT!" Sizzlor screamed as he saw that they were indeed, heading for the ship version of a carwash.

"Crap...not again..." Sizzlor gulped as they were right near the entrance to the washway. Sizzlor was forced to let go of Zim after he collided with the washway, causing Zim and the others to fall back into the ship. Sizzlor got hit as his hover craft blew up from the collison.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Sizzlor screamed as he then went and fell and fell, and fell, and fell, and fell, and...well you all get the picture. Once he landed, he was then pulled into the restuarant with everyone else due to the Foodening.

Gaz, taking control of the ship again, noticed signs heading for them. Zim was horrified.

"No! The Foodening! It's starting!" Zim freaked out as the gravitational pull was stronger than ever before. "WE...GOTTA...BREAK...FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"I'm trying to Zim! It's too stronger!" Gaz announced as she then saw the super mega ultra turbo boost button used for emergencies only as Zim saw it.

"PRESS IT! PRESS THAT BUTTON!" Zim shouted.

"I'M ON IT!" Gaz pressed that button as the super mega ultra turbo booster was activated as they manage to fly off of Foodcourtia safely, withstanding the Foodening.


Back at Shloogorph's Flavor Monster, Sizzlor was stuck behind the cash registered surround by alot of people including Fred and Bob.

"CURSE YOU ZIM AND YOUR WONDERFUL ALLIES! CURSE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" Sizzlor shouted loudly as we look out the window and see a shining object flying by.

Zim and his allies were safe.

"Well, LET'S GO BACK TO EARTH! BACK TO MY SECRET MISSION!" Zim declared as he looked out the window. "HAVE FUN WITH THE FOODENING SIZZLOR! IT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR MESSING AND FACING THE WRATH OF ZIM!"

"Yeah Zim, we're safe." Gaz said.

"Uh... I wanna say thank you all for saving me from death. I know that invaders need no one, but in this particular situations, the help was really necessary, so thank you everyone." Zim said.

"Your welcome Zim." Gaz said.

"Don't mention it Zim." Dib said thinking about something.

"YA WELCOME MASTAH! I COULDN'T STAND YOU DEAD! I LOVE YOU!" GIR cried, hugging Zim.

"Squeak!" Minimoose also hugged Zim.

"Don't mention it amigo, we managed to cause alot of madness there anyway." Madness was amused.

"Your in my depth, Invader Zim!" Skoodge saluted him.

"Anything for you best friend!" Keef smiled happily.

"Yeah, it was nothing boss!" Nick cheered too.

"Well, this was fun.. to be honest. Let's go back to Earth." Zim said as the ship made a course for Earth.


Some time later, the ship passed by Saturn and in no time, the gang made it back to Earth, right at Zim's house. They got out of the ship, as no one noticed, and went into the house, seeing that the roof was still trashed from the abduction that took place earlier.

"Computer! Begin the repairing for the house and the roof!" Zim ordered as the house was being repaired like that. Zim relaxed on the couch once the repairs were finished, as all the allies were still hanging out with Zim. Sometime later, Dib decided to sit next to Zim on the couch.

"Well Dib, I also must thank you for the rescue." Zim said.

"That's it? A thank you is all you got?" Dib was getting anxious. "Zim, I got abducted with you and the others, brought to Foodcourtia, worked in a filthy restaurant doing the stuff you did when you were banished there, and I went through the trouble as disguising and impersonating you just so you could escape. I was serious when I said to you that you owe me Zim!"

"Alright alright what do you want me to do Dib human?" Zim started. "Do you want me to reveal my identity to everyone, want to put me on an autopsy table, want to have proof that I'm an alien to everyone, whatever it is, what do you want?"

"Actually Zim, I have something else in mind this time..." Dib said as he came up with a brillant idea on how Zim could owe him. Hahahahahahahaha.

WELL READERS, HERE'S ANOTHER CLIFFHANGER! WELL THERE'S ONLY ONE CHAPTER LEFT AFTER THIS! WHAT IDEA DOES DIB HAVE IN MIND FOR ZIM? AND WHAT ABOUT THE TALLEST? ALL THE ANSWERS WILL BE REVEALED THE NEXT TIME ON THE LAST CHAPTER OF THIS STORY, SO TUNE IN FOR THEN READERS!