Disclaimer: I don't own anything. –nodnod- It's sad but true.

A/N: I'm still putting off you-know-what because…I'm lazy…or something…

Theme: Weapons (Theme from punk-neko-gurl)

Tenten always gets weapons for presents. Why? Simple, she's a weapons mistress. 'Weapons' is half of her title. People just figure her favorite thing is weapons.

Well, they're right about that. Her favorite thing does happen to be weapons. But it doesn't mean that she doesn't like other things. In fact, she gets rather sick of the weapons. What's wrong with a nice book once in awhile?

Of course, she rants about this to her dearest Neji. He knows the whole thing. So she was awfully disappointed when he brought her a large box of kunai for her birthday.

Awfully disappointed? Hah. More like, 'insanely, completely, and totally furious.'

She picked up the kunai box, hit Neji over the head with it, and went on to take over the world.

Wait a second, that came out wrong. I meant to say, 'She picked up the kunai box and attempted to hit Neji over the head with it.'

Well, obviously, she failed. She hit the nearby table and the contents of the box spilled out.

"What to do When You Have Way Too Many Weapons!" squealed Tenten, hugging the book to herself. "Oh, Neji, I love you!" She kissed the Hyuuga and ran off happily.

The prodigy watched as she skipped off, still clutching the book. He shook his head: She was obviously on her 'time of month.'