Alright, this is just a short preview of a chapter, and an Omake, since I won't be able to update for a little over a week.
Uzumaki Naruto sat lounged back on the top of Izumo Inn's roof under the sunset, one hand filled with a half empty a bottle of whiskey, and the other was scribbling on a notebook in his lap. Why was he on the roof you may ask? Well, earlier that day he was suddenly pronounced the husband of two very, no, EXTREMELY possessive Sekirei. If that wasn't a headache in its own right, Miya was also still giving him shit about it. "'No explicate sexual activities in Maison Izumo' my ass…"
The blonde could only sigh. Hell, here he was coming up with strategies of how to deal with this, and each one lead back to same thing.
They had him by the balls, and unfortunately, he knew it.
But the original purpose for the notepad in his lap was completely different. At first it was ways to 'Trigger' Akitsu's dormant personality out, but so far he hadn't come up with much, which led to his marriage sidetracking. Sure, he could go to Minaka and force him to cough up the answer, but there were problems with that. One: many of the Sekirei were still loyal to MBI, and would be willing to attack someone under Minaka's orders. Two: the guy already lied to him, so why would he tell the truth? Finally, three: what if he didn't know?
Regardless, he was still going to have to meet the man for answers at some point in the near future, but the whole ordeal was tricky. Taking one last swig of the amazing beverage known as Jack Daniels old no.7, he chucked the bottle a good two hundred feet. Hearing the breaking of glass and a cat screeching in fright, the now drunk Sage gave out a bark of laughter.
Happily stretching out his kinks, he took off in a blur of speed. Never did he notice his notebook fall motionlessly into the yard.
" Omake: The Drunken Shinobi "
Four hours later-
The blond Uzumaki known as Uzumaki Naruto stumbled into the doorway of Izumo Inn, ear to ear grin plastered on his red tinted face. He giggled drunkenly as he attempted to get up the stairs, only to fall down the third step up. The blonde glared at the third step with a smirk, and exclaimed "Chwlenge," He paused for a hiccup "-'asepted!"
Pushing a large amount of chakra into his feet, the man catapulted himself up, crash landing at the top of the stairwell. Grin returning full force, he slurred "Hehe, I'ma the bwest NINJA eva, 'ttebayo!" After this statement, he realized how comfortable the floor was, and contently feel asleep on the spot.
…
Miya watched with a pleasant smile as Naruto washed the bathhouse. Minato and his Sekirei peered in from behind the landlady, accompanied by Naruto's own Sekirei. It was actually quite the surprise watching the blonde wash the room. No movement was wasted as he ran a wet cloth over the small tiles, while not a single inch of the room was left untouched. This surprise was spoiled by the expression the man had on his face while doing it. Completely nonchalant, if not bored. He wasn't even trying!
Tossing the wrinkled rag into a bucket, Naruto merely rested a hand on his throbbing head and closed his eyes. Miya smiled, and exclaimed "Good, now onto sweeping the house!"
The ex-Shinobi only waved her off, groaning, but holding firm "There's no way in hell I'm doing every chore today. Especially with this hangover from hell…"The purple haired woman just dragged him along, completely unaffected by his refusal. His voice could be heard fading into the house "At least give me some Ibuprofen!"
Minato glanced at Kusano who had a pout on her lips, and asked "What's wrong Ku-chan?"
The small girl unexpectedly did a twirl showing off her swimsuit, while Musubi unintentionally made a pose behind her. Akitsu stared blankly at the display, before walking away. Tsukiumi just obliged to follow the Sekirei two her senior. Oddly enough, Tsukiumi was led into their room where Akitsu was staring at a crude drawing of a sleeping Naruto. Tsukiumi snorted "What is that?"
The pale woman rubbed her chin thoughtfully, and murmured "Ku-chan's drawing…"
The blonde furrowed her brow, not really understanding the importance of a child's drawing. That was until Akitsu flipped it over to reveal a phrase on the back "Best Ninja Ever-Dattebayo!"
Tsukiumi mumbled "Come to think of it…he said that to me…"
Akitsu nodded and murmured "He said it to me as well…"
It would seem that they both had ignored the majority of the pair stared at each other for a moment, before Akitsu's eyes suddenly widened. Tsukiumi nearly gasped and prodded "What?"
The woman shuffled for a moment, until she mumbled "I forgot…"
Tsukiumi exclaimed irately "Forget what?"
It came out as barely a whisper "Panties…"
Tsukiumi face turned flustered as she pounced on the forgetful woman, wrestling their way out of the room. After a moment of a silence a shadow dropped from the ceiling, revealing itself as Naruto. He eyed the paper for a moment; some unreadable emotion flickered on his face, before he smiled reminiscently. The ex-Shinobi picked up the drawing and walked towards his window.
Holding the thin sheet out the window, it suddenly started tearing ever so slightly from every corner. A second later, the paper was shredded into an unperceivable amount of pieces gently being taken by the breeze. Naruto gave a small chuckle and muttered "My skills really have dulled if a kid can listen in on me…"
With a small hand seal, he disappeared in a puff of smoke, showing he was truly just a Kage Bunshin.
Alright if you all are wondering why I can't update, it had a little something to do with my Dad getting pissed off about me beating the shit out of this guy.
Some fag tried to troll me on Facebook. And by fag, I mean Emo. No offence…I just can't see what's so great about acting like that. Long story short, I ended up beating the living shit out of the guy, and one of his buddies. His Mom flipped complete shit on me, and threatened to call the Cops. So I had to…LIGHTLY explain what was going down to her, which mostly went a little like this-
"How dare you, you little prick! I'M CALLING THE COPS!"
"…Little? I'm…never mind….just calm down. Sure, your son is a bitch, and his friend is on the ground, I'm just going into my sophomore year in High school, he GRADUATED this year. Plus the added fact that they ganged up on me, but not all is bad…well maybe not."
Angry adult troll-"I don't give a rat's ass if you're a GOD DAMN MIDDLE SCHOOLER'!"
Insert fat troll here-"MEH NWOZE TS ROKWEN!"
I just insulted him with a grin "You're lucky that's the only thing broken, you FAT fucking inbred!"
His Momma flipped out once again "I'M CALLING THE COPS!"
My angry explosion-"YOU KNOW WHAT? BOTH OF YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKS CAN SUCK MY DICK! Call the cops, see what fucking happens!"
"WHAT'S YOUR NAME?"
I took a step back from the large-and in charge-woman, and asked dryly "You wanna' know my name? It's Buck-FUCKIN-Dennis. Look me up bitch!"
Then I gave them both the ever so amazing 'Nick Diaz: double birdie', and calmly walked away.
Oh, fun fact. This was all recorded by my little brother. ¬_-
Yup, cops got called. We all shared a good laugh watching my exploits on video, and now the troll and his friend are waiting for a set court date for attacking a minor. I didn't even have to pay for their hospital bill! :)
But yeah, it wasn't even the fact that I beat the hell out of the guy and his friend. No, it was because I told off his Mom. I was really hard pushed just to make this in such a short amount of time, so don't get pissed. Like I said, I'm basically banned from the compute for a little over a week. Sorry if there is grammar mistakes, and whatnot, trying to rush putting this up!
Maelstrom-claymore: out.
